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Dora, the Smart Girl: I know what's in store for me. No one will ever have passion for me. People all around me will be falling in love, and making love, and getting married and having kids. The closest thing I'll ever have to that is someone inviting me to their Christmas dinner because they feel guilty I might be spending the holiday alone. Or if I'm lucky, my male counterpart, an obese man or guy with a harelip, will invite me to coffee; and we'll pretend to love each other and tie the knot because we're so desperately afraid of growing old alone
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You're not ugly I know what's in store for me
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No one will ever have passion for me
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People all around me will be falling in love and making love
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and getting married and having kids
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The closest thing I'll ever have to that
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is someone inviting me to their Christmas dinner
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because they feel guilty I might be spending the holiday alone
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0r if I'm lucky my male counterpart
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an obese man or a guy with a harelip will invite me to coffee
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and we'll pretend to love each other and tighten up
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because we're so desperately afraid of growing old alone
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Movie Summary
Matt spends the night with a girl in an elevator during power outage in a girls' college dorm. He never sees her. Waking up in the morning, panties are all that's left of her. How does he find her in a building with 100 girls?
