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Why are you all wet?Roger: I went swimming in the pond.Anita:Oh, you should've had. The water's filthy.Roger:Yeah, and it tastes like fish.Anita:And you've lost a shoe, did you know that?Roger:Yes, I did. As a matter of fact I did. I noticed it running down the gravel path.Anita:I'm so sorry, I mean, you know I thought if you were silly enough to go swimming in a dirty pond you'd be silly enough to not realize that you've lost a shoe.Roger:Actually I crashed my bicycle in the pond. The only part of my body that wasn't injured was my head. But now, thanks to you, I got the complete set of bodily injuries. Well, it was nice being assaulted by you miss...Anita: My name's Anita, and yours is Roger. I read it on your dog's identification.Roger:Oh, well, nice meeting you. I-- I hope I didn't alarm you
Why are you all wet?Roger: I went swimming in the pond.Anita:Oh, you should've had. The water's filthy.Roger:Yeah, and it tastes like fish.Anita:And you've lost a shoe, did you know that?Roger:Yes, I did. As a matter of fact I did. I noticed it running down the gravel path.Anita:I'm so sorry, I mean, you know I thought if you were silly enough to go swimming in a dirty pond you'd be silly enough to not realize that you've lost a shoe.Roger:Actually I crashed my bicycle in the pond. The only part of my body that wasn't injured was my head. But now, thanks to you, I got the complete set of bodily injuries. Well, it was nice being assaulted by you miss...Anita: My name's Anita, and yours is Roger. I read it on your dog's identification.Roger:Oh, well, nice meeting you. I-- I hope I didn't alarm you
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Why are you all wet
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I went swimming in the pond
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Oh you shouldn't have The water's filthy
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Mm hmm Yes and it tastes like fish
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And um you've lost a shoe did you know that
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Yes I do As a matter of fact I did
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I noticed it running down the gravel path
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Oh I'm ever so sorry I mean
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You know I thought if you were silly enough
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to go swimming in a dirty pond
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you'd be silly enough not to realize you'd lost a shoe
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Actually I crashed my bicycle in the pond
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The only part of my body that wasn't injured was my head
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But now thanks to you I got the complete set of bodily injuries
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BOTH LAUGH
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Well it was nice being assaulted by you Miss
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Oh my name is Anita
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Anita And yours is Roger
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Um I read it on your dog's identification tag
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Oh Oh Yes Well
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Nice meeting you I hope I didn't alarm you
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Movie Summary
An evil high-fashion designer plots to steal Dalmatian puppies in order to make an extravagant fur coat, but instead creates an extravagant mess.

