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Mark:
[after coming up with a story to tell the cops]
You hear that Eddie? I never hit you. Eddie:
Why should I lie? Mark:
What are you talking about? Eddie:
Why should I lie, when this is all your fault? Mark:
My fault? How the fuck is this My fault? Eddie:
Well if you hadn't been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!
[after coming up with a story to tell the cops]
You hear that Eddie? I never hit you. Eddie:
Why should I lie? Mark:
What are you talking about? Eddie:
Why should I lie, when this is all your fault? Mark:
My fault? How the fuck is this My fault? Eddie:
Well if you hadn't been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!
Full Transcript
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Did you hear that Eddie I never hit you
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Why should I lie
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Wh What are you talking about
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Why should I lie when this is all your fault
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My fault How the fuck is this my fault
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Well if ya hadn't been so worried about your paint job
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my penis would be in my pants right now
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and not in my fucking hand
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Movie Summary
The events leading up to an 11:14 p.m. car crash, from five very different perspectives.

