Good morning, everyone! It is 7 o'clock here in Canyonlands, USA! And this morning on the...
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Aron Ralston:
[as Brian Stephenson]
Good morning, everyone! It is 7 o'clock here in Canyonlands, USA! And this morning on the boulder, we have a very special special guest, self-proclaimed American superhero, Aron Ralston! Let's hear it for Aron!
[nods to his imaginary audience]
Aron Ralston:
[as himself]
Hey. Hi. Oh, gosh, it's... It's a real pleasure to be here. Thank you. Thank you! Heh. Eh-heh. Em... Hey, can I say hi to my mom and dad?
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston:
Mom and Dad! Mustn't forget Mom and Dad. Right, Aron?
[as himself]
Aron Ralston:
Yeah, that's right. Eh... Hey, Mom. I'm really sorry I didn't answer the phone the other night. If I had, I would have told you where I was going, and then... Well, I probably wouldn't be here right now.
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston:
That's for sure! But like I always say... your supreme selfishness is our gain. Thank you, Aron. Anyone else you'd like to say hi to?
[as himself]
Aron Ralston:
Ehm... Well, Brion at work.
Brian:
Hi, Aron!
Aron Ralston:
[as himself]
Hey! Eh... I probably won't be making it into work today.
[Stephenson-Aron and the audience laughs]
Aron Ralston:
[as Stephenson]
Get a load of this guy! Oh, wait. Hold on... We've got a question coming in from another Aron in Loser Canyon, Utah! Aron asks...
[as caller]
Aron Ralston:
Am I right in thinking that even if Brion from work notifies the police, they'll put a 24-hour hold on it before they file a Missing Persons report? Which means you won't become officially missing until midday Wednesday, at the earliest?
[as himself]
Aron Ralston:
Yeah. You're right on the money there, Aron.
[the audience laughs]
Aron Ralston:
Which means, I'll probably be dead by then.
[the audience laughs again]
Aron Ralston:
[as Stephenson]
Aron from Loser Canyon, Utah. How do you know so much?
[as caller]
Aron Ralston:
Well, I'll tell you how I know so much. I volunteer for the rescue service. You see, I'm something of a... well, a big fucking hard hero.
[the audience laughs]
Aron Ralston:
And I can do everything on my own, you see?
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston:
I do see! Now... Is it true that despite, or maybe because you're a big fucking hard hero... you didn't tell anyone where you were going?
[as himself]
Aron Ralston:
Yeah. That's absolutely correct.
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston:
Anyone...?
[as himself, shaking his head]
Aron Ralston:
Anyone.
[as Stephenson]
Aron Ralston:
Oops...
[the audience laughs]
Aron Ralston:
[silently repeats]
Oops. Oops.
Transcript
It is 7:00 here in Canyonland, U.S.A.
And this morning on the boulder...
we have a very special guest...
self-proclaimed American superhero...
Aron Ralston!
Let's hear it for Aron!
Hey.
Hi. Oh, gosh. It's...
It's a real pleasure to be here.
Thank you. Thank you.
Um- Hey, can I say hi to my mom and dad?
Mom and Dad!
Mustn't forget Mom and Dad. Right, Aron?
Yeah. That's right.
Uh- Hey, Mom.
I'm really sorry I...
I didn't answer the phone the other night.
If I had, I would have told you
where I was going, and then...
Well, I probably wouldn't
be here right now.
That's for sure!
But like I always say...
your supreme selfishness...
is our gain.
Thank you, Aron.
Anyone else you'd like to say hi to?
Um- Well, Brion at work.
- Hi, Aron!
- Hey.
Uh, I probably won't be
making it into work today.
Get a load of this guy! Oh, wait. Hold on.
We've got a question coming in
from another Aron...
in Loser Canyon, Utah.
Aron asks...
Am I right in thinking...
that even if Brion from work...
notifies the police...
they'll put a 24-hour hold on it...
before they file a Missing Persons report?
Which means you won't become
officially missing...
until midday Wednesday, at the earliest!
Ah, yeah.
You're right on the money there, Aron.
Which means I'll probably be dead by then.
Aron from Loser Canyon, Utah.
How do you know so much?
Well, I'll tell you how I know so much.
I volunteer for the rescue service.
Hmm?
You see, I'm something of a, uh...
well, a big fucking hard hero.
And I can do everything on my own, you see?
I do see.
Now...
is it true that despite...
or maybe because
you're a big fucking hard hero...
you didn't tell anyone
where you were going?
Uh...
Yeah, that's absolutely correct.
- Anyone?
- Anyone.
Oops!
Oops.
Oops.
Mom, Dad.
I just want to take
this time to tell you...
that the times we've spent together
have been awesome.
And I haven't appreciated
you in my heart...
as I know that I could.
Mom, I love you...
and I wish that I'd returned
all your calls, ever.
I love you guys...
and I'll always be with you.
Yeah.
Clip duration: 260 seconds
Views: 332
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: biography, drama
Summary: A mountain climber becomes trapped under a boulder while canyoneering alone near Moab, Utah and resorts to desperate measures in order to survive.
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