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We can play Monopoly!

Love is a battlefield. That's deep. Really deep. -Good luck with fractions.-Have fun at...

13 Going on 30 • 2004

We can play Monopoly!We can play Parcheesi! He didn't have Battleship.He didn't have any games. Boys are so stupid. Becky, it's even worse than you think. How come the onesthat you like never like you? Well, you have to fight for whatyou want. Rule number one: Love is a battlefield. That's deep. Really deep. -Good luck with fractions.-Have fun at work. To the office, Tom. "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm." "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm." -I didn't know there were 57.-"T ouch-her-there underwear." No. "He loves you, but...." -"He loves your butt."-Yes. -"He lies, he cheats...-So typical....what are you doing wrong?"

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We can play Monopoly We can play Parcheesi

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He didn't have Battleship He didn't have any games

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Boys are so stupid

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Becky it's even worse than you think

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How come the ones that you like never like you

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Well you have to fight for what you want Rule number one

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Love is a battlefield

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That's deep Really deep

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Good luck with fractions Have fun at work

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To the office Tom

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Fifty seven ways to have an orgasm

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Fifty seven ways to have an orgasm

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I didn't know there were 57 T ouch her there underwear

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No

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He loves you but

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He loves your butt Yes

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He lies he cheats So typical

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what are you doing wrong

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يمكننا أن نلعب مونوبولي يمكننا أن نلعب بارتشيسي

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لم يكن لديه سفينة حربية لم يكن لديه أية ألعاب

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الأولاد أغبياء جدا

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بيكي إنه أسوء مما تتخيلين حتى

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كيف يكون الواحد الذي تحبينه ولا يحبك

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حسنا يجب أن تكافحي من أجل ما تريدينه القاعدة الأولى

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الحب ساحة معركة

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هذا عميق عميق حقا

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حظ سعيد مع الأجزاء وقتا ممتعا في العمل

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إلى المكتب يا توم

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سبعة وخمسون طريقة للجماع

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سبعة وخمسون طريقة للجماع

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أنا لم أعرف أن هناك سبعة وخمسون لمس ملابسها الداخلية هناك

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كلا

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هو يحب ك لكن

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هو يحب عقبك نعم

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يكذب ويغش مثالي جدا

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ما الأمر

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On n'a qu'à jouer au Monopoly Au Parchesi

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Il avait pas de Bataille navale rien du tout

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Les garçons sont bêtes

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T'imagines pas à quel point

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On aime toujours ceux qui ne nous aiment pas

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Il faut lutter pour ce qu'on veut

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Règle n 1

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I'amour est un champ de bataille

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C'est profond Super profond

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Assure avec les fractions

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Travaille bien

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Au bureau Tom

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57 façons d'avoir un orgasme

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J'ignorais qu'il y en avait 57

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Des dessous balisés point G

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Il vous aime mais

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il aime vos fesses comme jamais

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Il ment il vous trompe

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Qu'avez vous fait de mal

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Wir können Monopoly spielen Oder Mensch ärger dich nicht

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Er hatte kein Schiffe versenken

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Jungs sind so was von blöd

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Es ist schlimmer als du denkst

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Wie kommt es dass die die du magst dich nie mögen

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Man muss um das kämpfen was man will Regel Nummer eins

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Die Liebe ist ein Schlachtfeld

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Das ist tiefsinnig Echt tiefsinnig

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Viel Glück beim Bruchrechnen Viel Spaß bei der Arbeit

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Ins Büro Tom

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57 Arten einen Orgasmus zu bekommen

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Ich wusste nicht dass es 57 gibt

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Berühr ihren Slip und es macht klick

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Er liebt dich so

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Er liebt deinen Po

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Er lügt er betrügt

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was machst du falsch

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Поиграем в Монополию

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Поиграем в Шашки

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И вообще у него никаких игр не было

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Мальчишки такие дураки

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Всё куда хуже чем ты думаешь

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Интересно почему те кто тебе нравится тебя не любят

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Надо бороться за то чего хочешь

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Помни одно

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любовь это поле битвы

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Это мудро очень мудро

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Удачи с дробями

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Счастливо поработать

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В редакцию Том

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57 способов испытать оргазм

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Посмотри на её нижнее белье

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О нет

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Он ловит твой взгляд

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Так

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Но любит твой зад Да

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Им понравится Чудесно

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А виновата ты Это уж как всегда

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Podemos jugar al Monopolio Podemos jugar Parcheesi

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No tenía Batalla Naval No tenía ningún juego

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Los chicos son tan estúpidos

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Becky es aún peor de lo que piensas

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Lo que digo es por qué siempre los que te gustan no gustan de ti

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Bueno tú tienes que luchar por lo que quieres Regla número uno

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El amor es un campo de batalla

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Eso es profundo Muy profundo

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Buena suerte con matemáticas Diviértete en el trabajo

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A la oficina Tom

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Cincuenta y siete maneras de tener un orgasmo

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No sabía que existían 57 Ropa interior Tócala mejor

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No

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El te ama pero para ser sincero

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El ama tu trasero Sí

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Te miente te engaña Tan típico

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qué estás haciendo mal

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Duration

60 seconds

Views

927

Timestamp in Movie

00:48:14

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy, romance

Production

Columbia Pictures,Revolution Studios,Thirteen Productions

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Movie Summary

A girl makes a wish on her thirteenth birthday, and wakes up the next day as a thirty-year-old woman.