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Mike O' Donnell:I had the craziest dream. I was 17. I was back in high school. It was terrible. Mmmm. Scar.Maggie O'Donnell:Scar? I don't see a scar. Look i know why you didn't want me to be with Stan. It's because you wanted me.Maggie O'Donnell:.Maggie O'Donnell:Oh! You wanna play games? I can play games.Mike O' Donnell:Nononononono...Maggie O'Donnell:I'm a hungry lioness, and your a baby gizellMike O' Donnell: MaggieMaggieMaggieMaggie... nonoNononononono...Mike O' Donnell:If you only knew how inappropriate and disfunctional this is. Stop it okay.Mike O' Donnell:Maggie, I'm not the person. I'm not the person that you think I am.Maggie O'Donnell:You're right. You're not. You're good. You're Not like the others.Mike O' Donnell: Not like the others. I'm very, very different. So different in fact that you and I could never, never ever ever be together. Stop Maggie.Maggie O'Donnell:Oh! Oh my god. What? What are you saying? Are you confused?Mike O' Donnell:I'm very confused. Yes, I'm extremely confused.Maggie O'Donnell:Oh my god, I... I... I get it now. Your hair is always perfectly quaffed and you have highlighs.Mike O' Donnell:What are you talking about?Maggie O'Donnell:I mean, dude your jeans are *really* tight.Mike O' Donnell:I'm not *gay*. I'm in love, Maggie. I'm... I'm in love. I've been in love with the same girl since i was 17, Maggie.Maggie O'Donnell:Does she go to our school?Mike O' Donnell:...No...Mike O' Donnell:Do I know her?Mike O' Donnell:...No...Maggie O'Donnell:Tell me her nameMike O' Donnell:No, Maggie, No.Maggie O'Donnell:Okay, but you tell your girlfriend to keep a close eye on you.Mike O' Donnell:Sweet baby Jesus
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Oh I just had the craziest dream
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I was 17
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I was back in high school and it was terrible
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Scar
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Scar I don't see a scar
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Look I know why you didn't want me to be with Stan
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It's because you wanted me
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You want to play games I can play games
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No no no I'm a hungry lioness
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and you're a baby gazelle
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Maggie No no no Maggie stop this now
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If you only knew how highly inappropriate and dysfunctional this is
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Stop it Please stop
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Maggie I'm not the person that you think I am
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Yes you are No I'm not
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You're right you're good You're not like the others
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I'm not like others I'm very different than the others
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So different in fact that you and I can never ever ever ever be together
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Stop biting Why
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Oh
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Oh my God What are you saying
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Are you confused
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I'm very confused yes Extremely confused
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Oh my God I I I get it now
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And your hair is always perfectly coiffed and you have highlights
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What are you talking about I mean
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Dude your jeans are really tight
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I'm not gay
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I'm in love Maggie I'm in love
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I've been in love
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I've been in love with the same girl since I was 17 Maggie
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Does she go to our school Do I know her Tell me her name I want to know her name
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No Maggie No Okay
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You tell your girlfriend she better keep a close eye on you
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Sweet baby Jesus
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Movie Summary
Mike O'Donnell is ungrateful for how his life turned out. He gets a chance to rewrite his life when he tried to save a janitor near a bridge and jumped after him into a time vortex.

