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Give me my ball back bitchYou know Stan I feel sorry for youYou don't know me Oh but I doAll too wellYou're the manCaptain of the basketball teamDates the pretty girlsHigh school is your kingdomBut

One... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the...

17 Again • 2009

Stan:
Give me my ball back bitch.Mike O' Donnell:You know Stan I feel sorry for you.Stan:You don't know me.Mike O' Donnell:Oh, but I do all too well. You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates the pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No... no... Stan here is much more complex than that. See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for one of three reasons...Mike O' Donnell: One... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. Three... Stan has a small wiener. Don't hurt yourself, big boy

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Give me my ball back bitch

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You know Stan I feel sorry for you

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You don't know me Oh but I do

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All too well

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You're the man

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Captain of the basketball team

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Dates the pretty girls

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High school is your kingdom

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But people Stan's a bully

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Why

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It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick

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No

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No no

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Stan here

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is much more complex than that

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See according to leading psychiatrists

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Stan's a bully for one of three reasons

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One

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Underneath all of that male bravado

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there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out

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Two

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Like a caveman Stan's brain is

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underdeveloped

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Therefore Stan is unable to use self control

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And so he acts out aggressively

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And the third reason

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Stan has a small wiener

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Don't hurt yourself big boy

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اعطينى كرتى مجددا ياعاهره

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اتعلم ستان انا اشعر بالاسف حيالك

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انت لاتعرفنى لا انا اعرفك بالفعل

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الجميع كلهم يعرفوك

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انت الرجل

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قائد فريق كره السله

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تواعد الفتيات الجميلات

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الثانوية هى مملكتك

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لكن الناس

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ستان هو متنمر

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لماذا

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سوف يكون سهل جدا لستان ان يتنمر على الضعفاء لانة ضعيف

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لا

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لا لا

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ستان هنا

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هو معقد اكثر من ذلك

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انظر وفقا للأطباء النفسانيين

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ستان هو متنمر لثلاث اسباب

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واحد

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تحت هذا الشكل الذكرى

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هناك فتاه خائفة تضرب على الباب لتخرج

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اثنين

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مثل رجل الكهف

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عقل ستان

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تحت التطوير والانشاء

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لذلك ستان غير قادر على التحكم بنفسه

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لذلك يرد على كل شىء بعنف

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والسبب الثالث

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لدى ستان قضيب صغير

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لا تحاول ايذاء نفسك يافتى

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Redonne moi mon ballon petit con

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Tu sais Stan

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j'ai de la peine pour toi

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Tu me connais pas Oh oui je te connais

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Bien plus que tu penses

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C'est toi

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le capitaine de l'équipe de basket ball

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qui sort avec les plus jolies filles

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Cette école est ton royaume

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Mais la vérité

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c'est que Stan est une brute

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Pourquoi

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Ce serait bien trop facile de dire que Stan s'en prend aux faibles

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simplement parce que c'est un lâche

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Non

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Non non

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Non Stan

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est bien plus complexe que ça

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Si l'on en croit les plus éminents psychiatres

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Stan se comporte en brute pour trois raisons

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Numéro un

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sous cette bravade mâle qu'il nous montre

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se cache une petite fille insécure

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qui frappe à la porte du placard

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pour qu'on la laisse sortir

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Numéro deux

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comme celui de l'homme des cavernes

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son cerveau n'est pas très développé

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C'est pourquoi Stan est incapable

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de se maîtriser

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D'où son comportement agressif

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Et la troisième raison

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Stan a un tout petit zizi

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Stan arrête de te faire du mal

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Kembalikan bolanya

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Kau tahu Stan aku prihatin padamu

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Kau tak mengenalku Oh aku mengenalmu

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Sangat mengenalmu

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Kau orangnya

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Kapten Tim basket

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Berkencan dengan gadis gadis cantik

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SMU adalah kerajaanmu

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Tapi semuanya

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Stan adalah penggertak

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Kenapa

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Sangat mudah menyimpulkan Stan mengganggu orang lemah karena dia seorang bajingan

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Tidak

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Tidak tidak

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Stan yang disini

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adalah lebih kompleks dari itu

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Menurut psikiater terkemuka

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Stan melakukan gangguan karena ada 3 alasan

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Satu

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Didalam diri setiap cowok yang bermulut besar

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terdapat jiwa wanita yang ingin mencoba keluar dari dirinya

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Dua

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Ibarat sebuah gua

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otak Stan

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masih terbelakang

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Maka dari itu Stan tak bisa melakukan pengendalian diri

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Dan kemudian dia bersikap begitu agresif

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Dan alasan ketiga

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Stan punya kemaluan yang kecil

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Jangan sakiti dirimu sendiri

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Дай сюда мой мяч

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Бедный Стэн я тебе сочувствую

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Ты не знаешь меня Еще как знаю

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Тоже мне загадка

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Такой важный

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Капитан баскетбольной команды

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Любишь красивых девчонок

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Школа твое королевство

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Смотри народ

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Стэн забияка

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А причина

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Было бы проще всего сказать что Стэн вяжется

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к слабым потому что он кретин

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Но нет

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Нет нет

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Наш Стэн

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непростой случай

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Как объяснили бы ведущие психиатры

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Стэн бычит по одной из трех причин

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Первая

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за всей его мужской бравадой

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скрывается беспомощная девочка запертая в чулане и стучащая в дверь

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Вторая

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мозг у нашего Стэна

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как у пещерных людей

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слаборазвит

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Поэтому Стэн не способен себя контролировать

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отсюда и его агрессия

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И третья причина

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у Стэна крохотный пенис

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Не ушибись бугай

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Dame mi pelota puta

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Sabes qué Stan Me das lástima

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No me conoces Sí te conozco

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Demasiado bien

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Eres lo máximo

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Capitán del equipo de básquetbol

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Sales con las chicas guapas

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La secundaria es tu reino

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Pero amigos

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Stan es un abusador

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Por qué

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Sería demasiado fácil decir que lastima a los débiles por cabrón

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No

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No no

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Nuestro Stan

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es más complejo que eso

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Según siquiatras reconocidos

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Stan abusa por una de tres razones

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Uno

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debajo de todo su machismo

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hay una niña insegura metida en un clóset tratando de salir

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Dos

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como buen cavernícola

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el cerebro de Stan

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está subdesarrollado

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Por eso no se puede controlar a sí mismo

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Así que se porta agresivo

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Y la tercera razón

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Stan tiene una salchicha chiquita

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No te lastimes grandulón

Available in 6 languages

Duration

104 seconds

Views

1,496

Timestamp in Movie

00:38:32

Uploaded

Mar 26, 2022

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

New Line Cinema,Offspring Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Mike O'Donnell is ungrateful for how his life turned out. He gets a chance to rewrite his life when he tried to save a janitor near a bridge and jumped after him into a time vortex.

Actors

Stan

Mike O'donnell