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Who'd you patch up?

Who'd you patch up? What are youtalking about? What am Italkin' about? Well, there's a...

2 Guns • 2013

Who'd you patch up? What are youtalking about? What am Italkin' about? Well, there's a dunebuggy parked out back that was stolen by a manwith a bullet hole in him. Now, before he hada bullet hole in him, he burned down a dinerand robbed a bank. I don't know anythingabout that, so... Okay. Okay? Fair enough. Say, let meask you somethin'. You ever playRussian roulette? 'Course not.What am I thinkin'? The thing is,most people, they put the gunto the temple. And that's, well,that's just stupid. What if

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Who'd you patch up

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What are you talking about

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What am I talkin' about

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Well there's a dune buggy parked out back

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that was stolen by a man with a bullet hole in him

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Now before he had a bullet hole in him

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he burned down a diner and robbed a bank

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I don't know anything about that so

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Okay

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Okay

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Fair enough

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Say let me ask you somethin'

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You ever play Russian roulette

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'Course not What am I thinkin'

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The thing is most people

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they put the gun to the temple

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And that's well that's just stupid

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What if

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من عالجت

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عم تتحدث

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عم أتحدث نعم

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هناك عربة مركونة بالخلف

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سرقها رجل كان مصاب برصاصه

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و قبل أن يصاب برصاصه

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أضرم النار في مطعم و سطا على مصرف

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لا أعرف شيئا عن ذلك لذا

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حسنا

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حسنا لا بأس

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دعني أطرح عليك سؤالا

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هل لعبت يوما الروليت الروسيه

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بالطبع لا فيم أفكر

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في الواقع معظم الناس

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يوجهون المسدس لرأسهم

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و لا بأس بذلك هذا غباء و حسب

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ماذا إن

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Qui as tu soigné

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De quoi parlez vous

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De quoi je parle

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Un VTT est stationné derrière

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Il a été volé par un homme qui a reçu une balle

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Avant qu'il reçoive cette balle

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il a incendié un restaurant et volé une banque

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Ça ne me dit absolument rien

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D'accord

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D'accord Pas de problème

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Dis moi

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Tu as déjà joué à la roulette russe

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Bien sûr que non Quelle question idiote

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Le fait est que la plupart des gens

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mettent le revolver sur la tempe

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Et c'est vraiment stupide

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Supposons

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Wen haben Sie verarztet

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Ich weiß nicht wovon Sie reden

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Wovon ich rede

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Hinter dem Haus steht ein Strandbuggy

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der von jemandem mit einer Schusswunde gestohlen wurde

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Und bevor er die Schusswunde hatte

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hat er ein Lokal abgebrannt und eine Bank überfallen

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Davon weiß ich leider nichts

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Schön und gut

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Darf ich Sie was fragen

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Haben Sie mal russisches Roulette gespielt

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Natürlich nicht Wo denke ich hin

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Die Sache ist die Die meisten Leute

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setzen den Lauf an der Schläfe an

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Und das tja Das ist einfach dumm

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Was ist wenn

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A quién curó

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De qué está hablando

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De qué estoy hablando

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Hay un auto estacionado enfrente

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robado por un tipo con un hoyo de bala

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Antes de tener un hoyo de bala

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quemó un restaurante y robó un banco

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No sé nada de eso así que

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Está bien

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Está bien Me parece bien

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Déjeme preguntarle algo

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Alguna vez ha jugado ruleta rusa

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Claro que no Cómo se me ocurrió

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El problema es que la mayoría de la gente

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se pone la pistola en la sien

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Y eso pues es una estupidez

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Qué pasa si

Available in 5 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:39:40

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Universal Pictures,Marc Platt Productions,EFO Films,Envision Entertainment,Foresight Unlimited,Oasis Entertainment,Herrick Entertainment,BOOM! Studios,Empyre Media Capital

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Movie Summary

Two hardened criminals get into trouble with the US border patrol after meeting with a Mexican drug lord, and then revelations start to unfold.