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Hold on, one second. Actually, um... I'm sorry, uh, Ebony. Uh, you went over your time,
so, unfortunately... you're disqualified. What are you talking about?
I didn't go over my time! I was on time!
What are you talking about? You did, by 27 seconds. The fuck are you
talking about, 27 seconds? Whose fucking clock
were you using back there? I am on time! I'm always
on time! I never go over! Matter of fact, doctor told me
to push my baby out on three, I pushed it out
on three, bitch! Yeah. What? I protest it. Colin Kaepernick
up in this bitch! That's right!
Take a knee, motherfuckers! Take a knee! I deserve to be up in here!
Everybody know it! - Thank you. All right.
- Yeah! Thank you! - Thank you so much.
- One more thing
so, unfortunately... you're disqualified. What are you talking about?
I didn't go over my time! I was on time!
What are you talking about? You did, by 27 seconds. The fuck are you
talking about, 27 seconds? Whose fucking clock
were you using back there? I am on time! I'm always
on time! I never go over! Matter of fact, doctor told me
to push my baby out on three, I pushed it out
on three, bitch! Yeah. What? I protest it. Colin Kaepernick
up in this bitch! That's right!
Take a knee, motherfuckers! Take a knee! I deserve to be up in here!
Everybody know it! - Thank you. All right.
- Yeah! Thank you! - Thank you so much.
- One more thing
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Hold on, one second.
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Actually, um...
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I'm sorry, uh, Ebony.
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Uh, you went over your time,
so, unfortunately...
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you're disqualified.
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What are you talking about?
I didn't go over my time!
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I was on time!
What are you talking about?
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You did, by 27 seconds.
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The fuck are you
talking about, 27 seconds?
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Whose fucking clock
were you using back there?
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I am on time! I'm always
on time! I never go over!
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Matter of fact, doctor told me
to push my baby out on three,
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I pushed it out
on three, bitch!
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Yeah. What?
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I protest it.
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Colin Kaepernick
up in this bitch!
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That's right!
Take a knee, motherfuckers!
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Take a knee!
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I deserve to be up in here!
Everybody know it!
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- Thank you. All right.
- Yeah! Thank you!
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- Thank you so much.
- One more thing.
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Movie Summary
An up-and-coming stand-up comic moves to L.A. to pursue a film career after video clips of his act make him an online sensation.