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The Lighthouse

If I... If I had a steak, I would fuck it

If I... If I had a steak, I would fuck it

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If I... If I had a steak,
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I would fuck it.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
927
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:47
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
drama, fantasy, horror
Production
RT Features,New Regency Pictures,Parts & Labor,Maiden Voyage Pictures

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Movie Summary

Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.
How could I possibly like the horseshit you fix us for supper? - The Lighthouse 00:05
How could I possibly like the horseshit you fix us for suppe...
You're drunk, or ye wouldn't be saying that! - The Lighthouse 00:04
You're drunk, or ye wouldn't be saying that!
Them tin kitchen shanty cooks gave us fried doughnuts three times a day - The Lighthouse 00:07
Them tin kitchen shanty cooks gave us fried doughnuts three ...
I seen it. You're fond of me lobster. - The Lighthouse 00:04
I seen it. You're fond of me lobster.
I seen it You're fond of me lobsterSay itSay itSay itI don't have to say nothin'Damn yeLet Neptune strike ye dead winslowHarkHark triton harkBellow bid our father the sea kingrise from the depths full foul in his furyblack waves teeming with salt foamto - The Lighthouse 02:26
I seen it You're fond of me lobsterSay itSay itSay itI...
Damn yeLet Neptune strike ye dead winslow - The Lighthouse 00:08
Damn yeLet Neptune strike ye dead winslow
Hark, Triton, Hark! - The Lighthouse 00:04
Hark, Triton, Hark!
Bellow, bid our father, the sea king, - The Lighthouse 00:28
Bellow, bid our father, the sea king,
Queer way to wear your shoes. - The Lighthouse 00:04
Queer way to wear your shoes.
Queer way to wear your shoesJust didn't wanna wake you is all - The Lighthouse 00:12
Queer way to wear your shoesJust didn't wanna wake you...
Just didn't wanna wake you, is all. - The Lighthouse 00:19
Just didn't wanna wake you, is all.
Best find some winks afore the day draws farther on. - The Lighthouse 00:05
Best find some winks afore the day draws farther on.
Get back to your duties or I'll give you a real keelhaulingYou ain't even human no moreWorkin apart from folks so longYou're only tolerable when you're drunk - The Lighthouse 00:29
Get back to your duties or I'll give you a real...
You ain't even human no more. - The Lighthouse 00:16
You ain't even human no more.
J...Sassy little whore, hurrah j j me yaller girls, doodle let me go & j doodle let me go, me boy doodle let me go j j hurrah, me yaller girls doodle let me go! - The Lighthouse 00:28
J...Sassy little whore, hurrah j j me yaller girls, doodle...
Dance! Dance, winslow! Dance! - The Lighthouse 00:06
Dance! Dance, winslow! Dance!
J come, all you boys who wish to hear how we got up to the woods last year & j into the sleigh we jacked our boots j j our teamster pointed to the big blue spruce j& j Timmy-ran-tin-ah falla-doo-a-dah & j rant and roar and drunk-on-the-way! - The Lighthouse 00:15
J come, all you boys who wish to hear how we got up to the...
J if but the birds were gin & j if but the sun were a hearty reveler j j I might give someone else me liver j j on a Monday morning j j my lover lies asleep j j my lover is warm j j» and her heart is mellow & j I would give the whole world & j just to sha - The Lighthouse 00:53
J if but the birds were gin & j if but the sun were a...
Get off me! - The Lighthouse 00:42
Get off me!
I liedWell I'll be scuppered - The Lighthouse 00:07
I liedWell I'll be scuppered