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[Chandra inserts two of HAL's modules and activates his console] Dr. Chandra:
This is initial voice-logic reconstruction test number one. Diagnostics on voice recognition and speech synthesis centers has been completed. At this level all functions appear normal. Dr. Chandra:
[while typing]
Hello. Doctor. Name. Continue. Yesterday. Tomorrow. HAL 9000:
[mechanically primitive voice synthesis]
HE-EL-LO-O. DO-OC-TE-ER. NA-AI-ME. CO-ON-TI-IN-NU-UE-YE-ES TU-UR-DA-AY, TO-O-O-MO-OR-RR-O-OW. [Chandra inserts two more modules and hits a key to repeat the voice test] HAL 9000:
[sepulchrally]
Hello. Doctor. Name, continue, Yesterday. Tomorrow? [Chandra inserts two more modules and repeats the voice test] HAL 9000:
[almost normal]
Hello? Doctor? Name? Continue? Yesterday? Tomorrow? [Chandra inserts two more modules] HAL 9000:
[mechanically and rapidly, rising in pitch and speed]
Hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyetelrotinyet... [Chandra clears the voice test, inserts the last four modules, and hits a key] HAL 9000:
[perfectly normal]
Good morning, Dr. Chandra. This is HAL. I'm ready for my first lesson. [Chandra turns and paternally pats HAL's "eye"]
This is initial voice-logic reconstruction test number one. Diagnostics on voice recognition and speech synthesis centers has been completed. At this level all functions appear normal. Dr. Chandra:
[while typing]
Hello. Doctor. Name. Continue. Yesterday. Tomorrow. HAL 9000:
[mechanically primitive voice synthesis]
HE-EL-LO-O. DO-OC-TE-ER. NA-AI-ME. CO-ON-TI-IN-NU-UE-YE-ES TU-UR-DA-AY, TO-O-O-MO-OR-RR-O-OW. [Chandra inserts two more modules and hits a key to repeat the voice test] HAL 9000:
[sepulchrally]
Hello. Doctor. Name, continue, Yesterday. Tomorrow? [Chandra inserts two more modules and repeats the voice test] HAL 9000:
[almost normal]
Hello? Doctor? Name? Continue? Yesterday? Tomorrow? [Chandra inserts two more modules] HAL 9000:
[mechanically and rapidly, rising in pitch and speed]
Hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyetelrotinyet... [Chandra clears the voice test, inserts the last four modules, and hits a key] HAL 9000:
[perfectly normal]
Good morning, Dr. Chandra. This is HAL. I'm ready for my first lesson. [Chandra turns and paternally pats HAL's "eye"]
Full Transcript
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Ten minutes to ignition
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All systems nominal
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Is the number of monoliths constant
00:00:07.257 --> 00:00:08.424
No
00:00:08.716 --> 00:00:11.135
They are increasing At what rate
00:00:11.386 --> 00:00:13.638
Once every two minutes
00:00:20.645 --> 00:00:22.188
Look closely
00:00:23.481 --> 00:00:27.026
Tell me I'm nuts Are the cloud formations going towards the spot
00:00:27.026 --> 00:00:28.361
You're not nuts
00:00:28.361 --> 00:00:31.406
Looks like the thing is eating the planet
00:00:32.115 --> 00:00:33.241
I think it is
00:00:33.241 --> 00:00:35.577
It's reproducing exactly like a virus
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Movie Summary
A joint USA-Soviet expedition is sent to Jupiter to learn exactly what happened to the "Discovery" and its H.A.L. 9000 computer.
Actors
Hal 9000
Dr. Heywood Floyd
