Hanson, please! Please
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Officer Judy Hoffs:
How many times have you seen this? Off. Tom Hanson #2:
122 times... but I don't watch the whole tape. I watch 3.3 seconds. 3.3 seconds that slipped through my fingers. 3.3 seconds where I could've done a thousand different things. But I didn't move. Do you know how many things you can do in 3.3 seconds? You can take off your shoes, pop a beer, and shoot someone in 3.3 seconds. Officer Judy Hoffs:
Come on, Hanson. Off. Tom Hanson #2:
You can hold your finger down on the remote control and pass 17 stations in 3.3 seconds. You can open a can of tuna fish, shuffle and bridge a deck of cards, or twist the tops off six bottles of ginger ale in 3.3 seconds. Officer Judy Hoffs:
Hanson, please! Off. Tom Hanson #2:
You can ring a doorbell 22 times, lock and unlock a deadbolt four times, or sing the entire alphabet in 3.3 seconds. Officer Judy Hoffs:
Hanson, please! Please
How many times have you seen this? Off. Tom Hanson #2:
122 times... but I don't watch the whole tape. I watch 3.3 seconds. 3.3 seconds that slipped through my fingers. 3.3 seconds where I could've done a thousand different things. But I didn't move. Do you know how many things you can do in 3.3 seconds? You can take off your shoes, pop a beer, and shoot someone in 3.3 seconds. Officer Judy Hoffs:
Come on, Hanson. Off. Tom Hanson #2:
You can hold your finger down on the remote control and pass 17 stations in 3.3 seconds. You can open a can of tuna fish, shuffle and bridge a deck of cards, or twist the tops off six bottles of ginger ale in 3.3 seconds. Officer Judy Hoffs:
Hanson, please! Off. Tom Hanson #2:
You can ring a doorbell 22 times, lock and unlock a deadbolt four times, or sing the entire alphabet in 3.3 seconds. Officer Judy Hoffs:
Hanson, please! Please
Full Transcript
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN THIS
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122 TIMES
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BUT I DON'T WATCH THE WHOLE TAPE
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I WATCH 3 3 SECONDS
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3 3 SECONDS THAT SLIPPED THROUGH MY FINGERS
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3 3 SECONDS WHERE I COULD HAVE DONE 1 000 DIFFERENT THINGS
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BUT I DIDN'T MOVE
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KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO IN 3 3 SECONDS
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YOU CAN TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES POP A BEER
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AND SHOOT SOMEONE IN 3 3 SECONDS
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COME ON HANSON
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YOU CAN PRESS THE REMOTE CONTROL
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AND PASS 17 STATIONS IN 3 3 SECONDS
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YOU CAN OPEN A TUNA FISH CAN
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SHUFFLE A DECK OF CARDS
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OR TWIST OFF SIX BOTTLE TOPS IN 3 3 SECONDS
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HANSON PLEASE
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RING A DOORBELL 22 TIMES
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LOCK A DEAD BOLT FOUR TIMES
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OR SING THE ALPHABET IN 3 3 SECONDS
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HANSON PLEASE
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PLEASE
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Movie Summary
The cases of an undercover police unit composed of young-looking officers specializing in youth crime.
