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"21 Jump Street" quotes

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A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.

Director: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Writer: Michael Bacall, Jonah Hill, Patrick Hasburgh
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $138,447,667
Released: 16 Mar 2012
Awards: 11 wins & 21 nominations

160 video clips

Captain DicksonJenkoSchmidtDeputy Chief HardyMr. WaltersZackPrincipal DadierOfficer Doug PenhallDomingoOfficer Tom HansonEric MolsonAnnie SchmidtSandersMs. GriggsJr. Jr.Mr. Gordon
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That means people actually give a shit - 21 Jump Street 00:09 That means people actually give a shit So you're Doug You're Doug You're Doug - 21 Jump Street 00:19 So you're Doug You're Doug You're Doug You have the right to an attorney Well the thing Yeah right - 21 Jump Street 00:15 You have the right to an attorney Well the thing Yeah right Okay now chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit right - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Okay now chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit... Okay those are Goths - 21 Jump Street 00:15 Okay those are Goths New assignment - 21 Jump Street 00:23 New assignment Today's quiz is on You look really old - 21 Jump Street 00:11 Today's quiz is on You look really old The mission is this - 21 Jump Street 00:17 The mission is this We got a pound of coke - 21 Jump Street 00:09 We got a pound of coke God damn it - 21 Jump Street 00:35 God damn it I know what you're thinking - 21 Jump Street 00:22 I know what you're thinking You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail - 21 Jump Street 00:06 You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail You want me to beat your dick off - 21 Jump Street 00:07 You want me to beat your dick off What kind of a sick animal draws - 21 Jump Street 00:20 What kind of a sick animal draws You are here simply because you look young - 21 Jump Street 00:11 You are here simply because you look young I didn't punch him because he's gay - 21 Jump Street 00:08 I didn't punch him because he's gay Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers - 21 Jump Street 00:21 Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to remain silent - 21 Jump Street 00:26 Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to... Where should we report to - 21 Jump Street 00:11 Where should we report to The Three Keys of Coolness in High School by Jenko - 21 Jump Street 00:22 The Three Keys of Coolness in High School by Jenko Get in the fucking car - 21 Jump Street 00:09 Get in the fucking car All right let's do this Which one of you is Doug - 21 Jump Street 00:09 All right let's do this Which one of you is Doug What are you doing Are you trying to find my G spot - 21 Jump Street 00:04 What are you doing Are you trying to find my G spot Hey Hey - 21 Jump Street 00:10 Hey Hey Sir if I have to suck somebody's dick I will - 21 Jump Street 00:09 Sir if I have to suck somebody's dick I will Oh my God You're like two Hardy Boys in one - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Oh my God You're like two Hardy Boys in one Hey Korean Jesus - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Hey Korean Jesus Who put this together' Are you autistic - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Who put this together' Are you autistic When did I get stabbed - 21 Jump Street 00:06 When did I get stabbed You little dweebs just ruined a five year investigation - 21 Jump Street 00:36 You little dweebs just ruined a five year investigation We're like in the end of Die Hard right now but it's our actual life - 21 Jump Street 00:05 We're like in the end of Die Hard right now but... Teenage the fuck up - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Teenage the fuck up Dude let's just finger each other's mouths - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Dude let's just finger each other's mouths Get your motherfucking ass up when I'm talking - 21 Jump Street 00:34 Get your motherfucking ass up when I'm talking You don't care about the environment That's kind of fucked up man - 21 Jump Street 00:05 You don't care about the environment That's kind... Not so slim Shady what's up Holy shit - 21 Jump Street 00:05 Not so slim Shady what's up Holy shit You're fucking cops - 21 Jump Street 00:08 You're fucking cops Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big Titties - 21 Jump Street 00:07 Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big Titties Let's do this Let's make a baby - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Let's do this Let's make a baby They're teenagers man They're really stupid - 21 Jump Street 00:05 They're teenagers man They're really stupid I need me some Doug McQuaid - 21 Jump Street 00:04 I need me some Doug McQuaid You made me this friendship bracelet - 21 Jump Street 00:09 You made me this friendship bracelet I'm sorry - 21 Jump Street 00:05 I'm sorry Yours isn't loaded right - 21 Jump Street 00:10 Yours isn't loaded right I think I shit my pants - 21 Jump Street 00:04 I think I shit my pants If those boys is cops I'm DEA - 21 Jump Street 00:05 If those boys is cops I'm DEA That's my quesadilla - 21 Jump Street 00:03 That's my quesadilla You are under arrest - 21 Jump Street 00:28 You are under arrest You have the right to - 21 Jump Street 00:09 You have the right to Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus - 21 Jump Street 00:11 Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s - 21 Jump Street 00:18 We're reviving a canceled undercover police program... One particle of Unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor - 21 Jump Street 00:12 One particle of Unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with a... I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face - 21 Jump Street 00:08 I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face Glee Fuck you Glee - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Glee Fuck you Glee I mean it looks like I died in a car crash - 21 Jump Street 00:06 I mean it looks like I died in a car crash We just brought down a group of wannabe thugs - 21 Jump Street 00:18 We just brought down a group of wannabe thugs You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to - 21 Jump Street 00:06 You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to Your grandma's vagina and there's a dick going into it - 21 Jump Street 00:07 Your grandma's vagina and there's a dick going... You got the right to Give me that You got the right to - 21 Jump Street 00:09 You got the right to Give me that You got the right to Doug you never won't know - 21 Jump Street 00:09 Doug you never won't know Spike that Fuck you Miles Davis - 21 Jump Street 00:05 Spike that Fuck you Miles Davis Is that it You're not going to scream at us - 21 Jump Street 00:12 Is that it You're not going to scream at us Tom Hanson DEA On your knees - 21 Jump Street 00:06 Tom Hanson DEA On your knees You're in too deep man - 21 Jump Street 00:05 You're in too deep man Where'd you learn how to do that man - 21 Jump Street 00:08 Where'd you learn how to do that man It's like everyone's a stranger - 21 Jump Street 00:06 It's like everyone's a stranger Is it me - 21 Jump Street 00:05 Is it me Hey Melodie - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Hey Melodie All right, all right, we're good. - 21 Jump Street 00:10 All right, all right, we're good. All right let's do this Which one of you is Doug - 21 Jump Street 00:09 All right let's do this Which one of you is Doug Brad, what are you doing here? You can't be here. - 21 Jump Street 00:30 Brad, what are you doing here? You can't be here. Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big Titties - 21 Jump Street 00:07 Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big Titties Did I hit anything? - 21 Jump Street 00:13 Did I hit anything? Dude, did you just hit the teacher brake? - 21 Jump Street 00:22 Dude, did you just hit the teacher brake? Dude let's just finger each other's mouths - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Dude let's just finger each other's mouths Dude? - 21 Jump Street 00:29 Dude? Fight normal. - 21 Jump Street 00:21 Fight normal. Fight's over, dude! Fight's over! Fight's over! - 21 Jump Street 00:14 Fight's over, dude! Fight's over! Fight's ove... Freeze! Freeze! - 21 Jump Street 00:08 Freeze! Freeze! Get ready for a lifetime of being bad ass motherfuckers - 21 Jump Street 00:21 Get ready for a lifetime of being bad ass motherfuckers Glee Fuck you Glee - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Glee Fuck you Glee Go, go, go, go. - 21 Jump Street 00:10 Go, go, go, go. Here. - 21 Jump Street 00:11 Here. He's my friend. - 21 Jump Street 00:06 He's my friend. Hey Korean Jesus - 21 Jump Street 00:04 Hey Korean Jesus Hey, Melodie. - 21 Jump Street 00:27 Hey, Melodie. Hey, park in that handicapped spot. - 21 Jump Street 00:06 Hey, park in that handicapped spot. How are we going to get drugs for the party? - 21 Jump Street 00:06 How are we going to get drugs for the party? How's it going? - 21 Jump Street 00:09 How's it going?
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Cast

Schmidt - Jonah Hill
Jenko - Channing Tatum
Molly Tracey - Brie Larson
Eric Molson - Dave Franco
Mr. Walters - Rob Riggle
All Cast