21 Jump Street quotes

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A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.

Director: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Writer: Michael Bacall (screenplay), Michael Bacall (story), Jonah Hill (story), Patrick Hasburgh (television series), Stephen J. Cannell (television series)
Production: Sony Pictures
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $134,000,000
Released: 16 Mar 2012
Awards: 11 wins & 21 nominations.

50 Clips & Quotes

Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus - 21 Jump Street 00:25 Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus You have the right to - 21 Jump Street 00:11 You have the right to That means people actually give shit - 21 Jump Street 00:28 That means people actually give shit Do you even know the Miranda rights - 21 Jump Street 00:49 Do you even know the Miranda rights Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit - 21 Jump Street 00:16 Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit Those are nerds - 21 Jump Street 00:25 Those are nerds Since you two cowboys love to drink booze - 21 Jump Street 00:57 Since you two cowboys love to drink booze Keep that dirty dick inside your pants - 21 Jump Street 01:27 Keep that dirty dick inside your pants You look really old - 21 Jump Street 00:23 You look really old I know what you're thinkin' - 21 Jump Street 00:28 I know what you're thinkin' The mission is this - 21 Jump Street 00:55 The mission is this Got a pound of coke - 21 Jump Street 00:32 Got a pound of coke An airplane throwing up - 21 Jump Street 01:03 An airplane throwing up Shut the fuck up - 21 Jump Street 02:09 Shut the fuck up You want to beat my dick off - 21 Jump Street 00:28 You want to beat my dick off It Rhymes with grape - 21 Jump Street 00:27 It Rhymes with grape Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers - 21 Jump Street 00:23 Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers You punched me because I'm gay - 21 Jump Street 00:24 You punched me because I'm gay I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions - 21 Jump Street 00:44 I really thought this job would have more car chases and... It obviously starts with - 21 Jump Street 00:54 It obviously starts with The three keys of coolness in high school - 21 Jump Street 00:48 The three keys of coolness in high school Get in the fucking car now - 21 Jump Street 00:22 Get in the fucking car now What are you doing - 21 Jump Street 00:19 What are you doing Which one of you is Doug - 21 Jump Street 00:23 Which one of you is Doug Where do we report to - 21 Jump Street 00:20 Where do we report to Stop fucking with Korean Jesus - 21 Jump Street 00:24 Stop fucking with Korean Jesus Hey Korean Jesus - 21 Jump Street 00:10 Hey Korean Jesus If I have to suck someone's dick - 21 Jump Street 00:19 If I have to suck someone's dick Are you autistic - 21 Jump Street 00:10 Are you autistic You don't care about the environment - 21 Jump Street 00:18 You don't care about the environment You're like two Hardy Boys in one - 21 Jump Street 00:14 You're like two Hardy Boys in one Teenage the fuck up - 21 Jump Street 00:11 Teenage the fuck up When did I get stabbed - 21 Jump Street 00:12 When did I get stabbed Let's just finger each other's mouths - 21 Jump Street 00:15 Let's just finger each other's mouths In the end of  Die Hard  right now - 21 Jump Street 00:19 In the end of Die Hard right now I know what ya'll thinking - 21 Jump Street 00:57 I know what ya'll thinking Lets make a baby - 21 Jump Street 00:10 Lets make a baby They really stupid - 21 Jump Street 00:11 They really stupid I just can't sometimes - 21 Jump Street 00:12 I just can't sometimes Not So Slim Shady - 21 Jump Street 00:11 Not So Slim Shady You little dweebs just ruined a five year investigation - 21 Jump Street 01:28 You little dweebs just ruined a five year investigation I need me some Doug McQuaid - 21 Jump Street 00:13 I need me some Doug McQuaid I think I shit my pants - 21 Jump Street 00:12 I think I shit my pants But you bought us Taco Bell - 21 Jump Street 00:13 But you bought us Taco Bell I wasn't talking to you - 21 Jump Street 00:18 I wasn't talking to you You made me this friendship bracelet - 21 Jump Street 00:37 You made me this friendship bracelet If they're cops - 21 Jump Street 00:10 If they're cops You have the right to remain silent - 21 Jump Street 01:15 You have the right to remain silent Yours isn't loaded - 21 Jump Street 00:18 Yours isn't loaded That's my quesadilla - 21 Jump Street 00:11 That's my quesadilla

Cast

Schmidt - Jonah Hill
Molly Tracey - Brie Larson
Eric Molson - Dave Franco
Mr. Walters - Rob Riggle
Domingo - DeRay Davis
Captain Dickson - Ice Cube
Zack - Dax Flame
Mr. Gordon - Chris Parnell
Ms. Griggs - Ellie Kemper
Principal Dadier - Jake Johnson
Deputy Chief Hardy - Nick Offerman
Officer Judy Hoffs - Holly Robinson Peete
Roman - Stanley Wong
Juario - Justin Hires
Annie Schmidt - Caroline Aaron
David Schmidt - Joe Chrest
Jr. Jr. - Rye Rye
Burns - Valerie Tian
Sanders - Jaren Mitchell
Billiam Willingham - Johnny Simmons
DJ Ay Papi - Keith Kurtz
One-Percenter #1 - Peter Epstein
One-Percenter #2 - Anthony Molinari
One-Percenter #3 - Luis (as Luis Da Silva) - Luis Da Silva Jr.
One-Percenter #4 - Lukas (as Dominic Alexander) - Dominic 'Taz' Alexander
One-Percenter #5 - Ed - Mike Seal
French Samuels - Spencer Boldman
Crazy - Chad Hessler
Crazy (as Kevin Murphy) - Kevin Michael Murphy
Melodie - Chanel Celaya
Hamilton Principal - Carol Sutton
Cinnamon - Andrea Frankle
Prostitute (as Tiffney Wagoner) - Tiffney Wagner
Prostitute - Andrea Madison
Accompanist - Hristo Birbochukov
VW Bug Driver - Candi Brooks
Eric's Friend (as Haley Elizabeth Farris) - Haley Farris
Eric's Friend (as Brittany Alger) - Brittney Alger
Naked Drama Threesome - Joshua Nelms
Naked Drama Threesome - Courtney Jarrell
Naked Drama Threesome - Melissa Cordero
Adorable Boy (as Beau DeLatte) - Beau Delatte
Janitor - Charles Ferrara
Police Chief - Mark Adams
Zach's Friend - Andrea Vittoria Alvarado
Plainclothes Detective - John L. Armijo
High School Student - Mike Bleed
Boy in Park - Cameron M. Brown
Drunk Girl - Valencia Christina
Student at Prom - Rebecca Collins
Officer Doug Penhall - Peter DeLuise
Officer Tom Hanson - Johnny Depp
Rockabilly Girl - Sheila Eden
Theater Parent - Rene Fabre
Graduation Attendee - Cy Fahrenholtz
Mouth in Hallucination - Billy Hendrickson
Band Director - Dustin Hymel
Parent at play - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Flashback High School Girl - Sara Kenley
Policeman - Stephen Livaudais
Scared Kid in Park - D.J. Mills
High School Student - Jared Moser
Police Academy Cadet - Moses Munoz
Track Runner #1 - Danzel Square
Goth Student - Travis Allen Stutsman
Officer Miller - Darren Sumner
Jock #2 - Zac Waggener
High School Student - Michael Warren
High School Student - Stephen Warren
Trainee - Will Woldenberg