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Tom Hanson DEA On your kneesWhat the fuckNow FuckDoug Penhall DEA You're under arrestGuns down all of you Domingo tell themPut them downNice YesShut the fuck upYou little dweebs just ruined a five
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Tom Hanson: Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA!Tom Hanson:On your knees! Now!Officer Doug Penhall:Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!Domingo:What the...Officer Doug Penhall:Put your guns on the ground!Schmidt:Yes! Yes!Tom Hanson:Shut the fuck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!Schmidt:We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.Domingo:You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!Tom Hanson:Tough titty, I fucked her too!Domingo:What?Tom Hanson:You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your fucking head? For, like, months on end!Schmidt:There are worse things in the world.Tom Hanson:We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man!Officer Doug Penhall:Actually, I just said that to mess with you.Tom Hanson:What?Officer Doug Penhall:It looks tough.Jenko:Hey, man, look we know what its like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division.Tom Hanson:You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street.Jenko:What? That's crazy, man!Tom Hanson:Yeah!

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Tom Hanson DEA On your knees
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What the fuck
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Now Fuck
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Doug Penhall DEA You're under arrest
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Guns down all of you Domingo tell them
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Put them down
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Nice Yes
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Shut the fuck up
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You little dweebs just ruined a five year investigation
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We had no idea
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You're like an amazing actor man
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You played saxophone at my sister's wedding man
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Tough titty I fucked her too
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What
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You little turds
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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this
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Do you see this nose
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That is a fake nose
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Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head
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for like months on end Glue and shit
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Worse things in the world
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We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks man
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Hey actually I just said that
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to mess with you What
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Looks tough
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Look we know what it's like being undercover
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Metro Police Jump Street Division
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Come on you guys are Jump Street
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Yeah yeah Yeah
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That's funny because we were actually Jump Street
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What Yeah Oh yeah
Available in 7 languages
Duration
64 seconds
Views
836
Timestamp in Movie
01:29:57
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Original Film,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,SJC Studios

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Movie Summary

A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.

Actors

Peter DeLuise
Officer Doug Penhall
DeRay Davis
Domingo
Jonah Hill
Schmidt
Johnny Depp
Officer Tom Hanson