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Tom Hanson: Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA!Tom Hanson:On your knees! Now!Officer Doug Penhall:Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!Domingo:What the...Officer Doug Penhall:Put your guns on the ground!Schmidt:Yes! Yes!Tom Hanson:Shut the fuck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!Schmidt:We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.Domingo:You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!Tom Hanson:Tough titty, I fucked her too!Domingo:What?Tom Hanson:You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your fucking head? For, like, months on end!Schmidt:There are worse things in the world.Tom Hanson:We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man!Officer Doug Penhall:Actually, I just said that to mess with you.Tom Hanson:What?Officer Doug Penhall:It looks tough.Jenko:Hey, man, look we know what its like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division.Tom Hanson:You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street.Jenko:What? That's crazy, man!Tom Hanson:Yeah!
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Tom Hanson DEA On your knees
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What the fuck
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Now Fuck
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Doug Penhall DEA You're under arrest
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Guns down all of you Domingo tell them
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Put them down
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Nice Yes
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Shut the fuck up
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You little dweebs just ruined a five year investigation
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We had no idea
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You're like an amazing actor man
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You played saxophone at my sister's wedding man
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Tough titty I fucked her too
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What
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You little turds
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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this
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Do you see this nose
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That is a fake nose
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Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head
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for like months on end Glue and shit
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Worse things in the world
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We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks man
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Hey actually I just said that
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to mess with you What
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Looks tough
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Look we know what it's like being undercover
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Metro Police Jump Street Division
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Come on you guys are Jump Street
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Yeah yeah Yeah
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That's funny because we were actually Jump Street
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What Yeah Oh yeah
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Movie Summary
A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.




