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If those boys is cops I'm DEA
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21 Jump Street

If they're cops, I'm DEA

Tom Hanson:
[in disguise, regarding Schmidt and Jenko]
If they're cops, I'm DEA

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If those boys is cops I'm DEA
Duration
5 seconds
Views
426
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:53
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2022
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Original Film,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,SJC Studios

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Movie Summary

A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.
You want me to beat your dick offYou want to beat my dick offI'll beat your dick off with both hands What's up Let's go - 21 Jump Street 00:07
You want me to beat your dick offYou want to beat my dick...
Hey Melodie - 21 Jump Street 00:04
Hey Melodie
Freeze! - 21 Jump Street 00:09
Freeze!
Freeze! - 21 Jump Street 00:52
Freeze!
You have the right to - 21 Jump Street 00:09
You have the right to
Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to remain silentI know you've heard this before And thenI think it sounds something likeYou have the right to an attorney Well the thing Yeah rightYou have the right to remain an attorneyDid you say - 21 Jump Street 00:26
Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to...
We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80sand revamping it for modern timesYou see the guys in charge of this stufflack creativity and are completely out of ideasso all they do now is recycle shit from the pastand expect us all not - 21 Jump Street 00:18
We're reviving a canceled undercover police program...
Sir if I have to suck somebody's dick I willIt's just I'd prefer not to - 21 Jump Street 00:09
Sir if I have to suck somebody's dick I willIt's...
Where should we report toDown on Jump Street37 Jump StreetNo that doesn't sound right - 21 Jump Street 00:11
Where should we report toDown on Jump Street37 Jump StreetNo...
How's it going? - 21 Jump Street 00:09
How's it going?
You are here simply because you look youngYou some Justin BeaverMiley Cyrus looking motherfuckers - 21 Jump Street 00:11
You are here simply because you look youngYou some Justin...
You some Justin BeaverMiley Cyrus looking motherfuckersCaptain SassyI know what you're thinkingAngry Black CaptainIt ain't nothing but a stupid stereotypeWell guess what motherfuckersI'm blackAnd I worked my ass off to be the captainAnd sometimes I get - 21 Jump Street 00:29
You some Justin BeaverMiley Cyrus looking...
I know what you're thinkingAngry Black CaptainIt ain't nothing but a stupid stereotypeWell guess what motherfuckersI'm blackAnd I worked my ass off to be the captainAnd sometimes I get angrySo suck a dick - 21 Jump Street 00:22
I know what you're thinkingAngry Black CaptainIt...
Teenage the fuck up - 21 Jump Street 00:04
Teenage the fuck up
You hear that That's youDon't do it man WhyKeep that dirty dick in your pants DirtyDon't fuck no studentsDon't fuck no teachersSir I know we come off as a couple of lady killersbut I promise you we will be super professional on the jobClearly I wasn't - 21 Jump Street 00:33
You hear that That's youDon't do it man WhyKeep...
Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big TittiesYou cherub looking motherfucker - 21 Jump Street 00:07
Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big TittiesYou cherub...
They're teenagers man They're really stupid - 21 Jump Street 00:05
They're teenagers man They're really stupid
Jessica, will you go to prom with me? But I already know the answer It's yes. - 21 Jump Street 00:05
Jessica, will you go to prom with me? But I already know the...
That means people actually give a shitSir I just want to throw out to you that I would give a shit if he was black - 21 Jump Street 00:09
That means people actually give a shitSir I just want to...
The mission is thisInfiltrate the dealers find the supplierWe get to be brothersInfiltrate the dealers find the supplierBut if we find the supplier first we don't have to worry about the dealersGod damn Infiltrate the dealers find the supplier - 21 Jump Street 00:17
The mission is thisInfiltrate the dealers find the...