Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA! On your knees! Now! Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under...
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Tom Hanson:
[pointing gun at Schmidt and Jenko]
Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA!
[pointing gun at Domingo]
Tom Hanson:
On your knees! Now!
Officer Doug Penhall:
Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!
Domingo:
What the...
Officer Doug Penhall:
Put your guns on the ground!
Schmidt:
Yes! Yes!
Tom Hanson:
Shut the fuck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!
Schmidt:
We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.
Domingo:
You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!
Tom Hanson:
Tough titty, I fucked her too!
Domingo:
What?
Tom Hanson:
You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your fucking head? For, like, months on end!
Schmidt:
There are worse things in the world.
Tom Hanson:
We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man!
Officer Doug Penhall:
Actually, I just said that to mess with you.
Tom Hanson:
What?
Officer Doug Penhall:
It looks tough.
Jenko:
Hey, man, look we know what its like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division.
Tom Hanson:
You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street.
Jenko:
What? That's crazy, man!
Tom Hanson:
Yeah!
Transcript
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God damn it
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Tom Hanson DEA On your knees
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What the fuck
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Now Fuck
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Doug Penhall DEA You're under arrest
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Guns down all of you Domingo tell them
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Put them down
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Nice Yes
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Shut the fuck up
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You little dweebs just ruined a five year investigation
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We had no idea
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You're like an amazing actor man
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You played saxophone at my sister's wedding man
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Tough titty I fucked her too
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What
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You little turds
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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 298
Timestamp in movie: 01h 29m 56s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.
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Actors
00:22 I know what you're thinking
00:06 You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail
00:07 You want me to beat your dick off
00:20 What kind of a sick animal draws
00:04 Glee Fuck you Glee
00:11 You are here simply because you look young
00:06 I mean it looks like I died in a car crash
00:08 I didn't punch him because he's gay
00:21 Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers
00:26 Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to...
00:11 Where should we report to
00:22 The Three Keys of Coolness in High School by Jenko
00:09 Get in the fucking car
00:09 All right let's do this Which one of you is Doug
00:04 What are you doing Are you trying to find my G spot
00:09 Sir if I have to suck somebody's dick I will
00:04 Oh my God You're like two Hardy Boys in one
00:04 Hey Korean Jesus
00:04 Who put this together' Are you autistic
00:18 We just brought down a group of wannabe thugs