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21 Jump Street

Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will but I prefer not to

Schmidt:
Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will but I prefer not to

Full Transcript

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Sir if I have to suck somebody's dick I will
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It's just I'd prefer not to
Available in 7 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
2,278
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:55
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Original Film,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,SJC Studios

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Movie Summary

A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.

Actors

Jonah Hill
Schmidt
Jonah Hill
Channing Tatum
Jenko
Channing Tatum
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Where should we report toDown on Jump Street37 Jump StreetNo...
How's it going? - 21 Jump Street 00:09
How's it going?
You are here simply because you look youngYou some Justin BeaverMiley Cyrus looking motherfuckers - 21 Jump Street 00:11
You are here simply because you look youngYou some Justin...
You some Justin BeaverMiley Cyrus looking motherfuckersCaptain SassyI know what you're thinkingAngry Black CaptainIt ain't nothing but a stupid stereotypeWell guess what motherfuckersI'm blackAnd I worked my ass off to be the captainAnd sometimes I get - 21 Jump Street 00:29
You some Justin BeaverMiley Cyrus looking...
I know what you're thinkingAngry Black CaptainIt ain't nothing but a stupid stereotypeWell guess what motherfuckersI'm blackAnd I worked my ass off to be the captainAnd sometimes I get angrySo suck a dick - 21 Jump Street 00:22
I know what you're thinkingAngry Black CaptainIt...
Teenage the fuck up - 21 Jump Street 00:04
Teenage the fuck up
You hear that That's youDon't do it man WhyKeep that dirty dick in your pants DirtyDon't fuck no studentsDon't fuck no teachersSir I know we come off as a couple of lady killersbut I promise you we will be super professional on the jobClearly I wasn't - 21 Jump Street 00:33
You hear that That's youDon't do it man WhyKeep...
Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big TittiesYou cherub looking motherfucker - 21 Jump Street 00:07
Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big TittiesYou cherub...
They're teenagers man They're really stupid - 21 Jump Street 00:05
They're teenagers man They're really stupid
Jessica, will you go to prom with me? But I already know the answer It's yes. - 21 Jump Street 00:05
Jessica, will you go to prom with me? But I already know the...
That means people actually give a shitSir I just want to throw out to you that I would give a shit if he was black - 21 Jump Street 00:09
That means people actually give a shitSir I just want to...
The mission is thisInfiltrate the dealers find the supplierWe get to be brothersInfiltrate the dealers find the supplierBut if we find the supplier first we don't have to worry about the dealersGod damn Infiltrate the dealers find the supplier - 21 Jump Street 00:17
The mission is thisInfiltrate the dealers find the...
Hey Korean Jesus - 21 Jump Street 00:04
Hey Korean Jesus
Hey, Korean Jesus. - 21 Jump Street 00:13
Hey, Korean Jesus.
I just... - 21 Jump Street 00:09
I just...
It was just so fucking hard the first time. - 21 Jump Street 00:25
It was just so fucking hard the first time.
Hey HeyStop fucking with Korean JesusHe ain't got time for your problems He busyWith Korean shit - 21 Jump Street 00:10
Hey HeyStop fucking with Korean JesusHe ain't got time...
I mean it looks like I died in a car crashand you guys haven't moved on Rid of it - 21 Jump Street 00:06
I mean it looks like I died in a car crashand you guys...
The Three Keys of Coolness in High School by JenkoOne don't try hard at anythingOkay Two make fun of people who do tryThree be handsomeFour if anyone steps to you on the first day of schoolyou punch them directly in the faceFive drive a kick ass carShit - 21 Jump Street 00:25
The Three Keys of Coolness in High School by JenkoOne...
All right, but just don't be driving it like teenagers, revving up the engine and shit, okay? - 21 Jump Street 00:16
All right, but just don't be driving it like teenagers,...