The three keys of coolness in high school, by Jenko. Mmhmm. One, don't try hard at...
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Jenko:
The three keys of coolness in high school, by Jenko.
Schmidt:
Mmhmm.
Jenko:
One, don't try hard at anything. Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try. Three, be handsome. Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five, drive a kick-ass car.
[walks up to car they'll be driving in, Jenko sees it's an old run down car]
Jenko:
Shit.
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The Three Keys of Coolness in High School by Jenko
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One don't try hard at anything
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Okay Two make fun of people who do try
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Three be handsome
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Four if anyone steps to you on the first day of school
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you punch them directly in the face
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Five drive a kick ass car
Clip duration: 22 seconds
Views: 192
Timestamp in movie: 00h 21m 27s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.
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