You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation. We had no idea. You're, like, an...
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Tom Hanson:
You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation.
Schmidt:
We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
Domingo:
You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man.
Tom Hanson:
Tough titty. I fucked her, too.
Domingo:
What?
Tom Hanson:
You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? Do you see this nose? That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head for, like, months on end? Glue and shit?
Schmidt:
Worse things in the world.
Tom Hanson:
We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks, man.
Officer Doug Penhall:
Yeah, actually, I just said that to mess with you.
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You little dweebs just ruined a five year investigation
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We had no idea
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You're like an amazing actor man
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You played saxophone at my sister's wedding man
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Tough titty I fucked her too
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What
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You little turds
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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this
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Do you see this nose
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That is a fake nose
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Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head
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for like months on end' Glue and shit
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Worse things in the world
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We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks man
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Hey actually I just said that
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to mess with you What
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 394
Timestamp in movie: 01h 30m 14s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.
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00:05 We're like in the end of Die Hard right now but...
00:04 Teenage the fuck up
00:07 Your grandma's vagina and there's a dick going...
00:04 Dude let's just finger each other's mouths
00:34 Get your motherfucking ass up when I'm talking
00:05 You don't care about the environment That's kind...
00:05 Not so slim Shady what's up Holy shit
00:08 You're fucking cops
00:07 Clearly I wasn't talking to you Big Titties
00:04 Let's do this Let's make a baby
00:05 They're teenagers man They're really stupid
00:04 I need me some Doug McQuaid
00:09 Doug you never won't know
00:09 You made me this friendship bracelet
00:05 I'm sorry
00:10 Yours isn't loaded right
00:04 I think I shit my pants
00:05 If those boys is cops I'm DEA
00:05 Spike that Fuck you Miles Davis
00:03 That's my quesadilla