22 Jump Street
After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) when they go deep undercover at a local college. But when Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team, and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art major scene, they begin to question their partnership. Now they don't have to just crack the case - they have to figure out if they can have a mature relationship. If these two overgrown adolescents can grow from freshmen into real men, college might be the best thing that ever happened to them.
Director: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Writer: Michael Bacall (screenplay), Oren Uziel (screenplay), Rodney Rothman (screenplay), Michael Bacall (story), Jonah Hill (story), Patrick Hasburgh (television series "21 Jump Street"), Stephen J. Cannell (television series "21 Jump Street")
Production: Sony Pictures
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $154,295,930
Released: 13 Jun 2014
Awards: 7 wins & 24 nominations.
Movie Video Clips
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He like the Mexican wolverine
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This is bullshit
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Pretend there's not a big ass elephant...
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Korean Jesus is right there
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We Jump Street
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What the fuck
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What are you doing
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I'm your best ni
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Something cool
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Captain gets to punch you in the face
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This is so boring
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Close your eyes and tell me who's...
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What are you talking about
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Is that it
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Waving my hands a LOT
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Guess what
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Do the same thing as last time
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Covalent Bonds
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Foreign exchange students
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All by myself
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Are you awake
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I should apologize for
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You can't fucking use 'faggot'
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I'm talking missionary
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REALLY hard
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Did you get Mercedes
Movie Quotes
- 龙虎少年队第一集回顾 Previously on 21 JUMP STREET
- 你是个书呆子 You're a fucking nerd. 孩子 你能毕业已经很幸运了 Boy, you lucky you even graduating.
- 你很擅长这个啊？ - 对 You're good at this, huh? Yeah. 你真的很擅长这个啊 - 是 You're really good at this. Yeah. 想交个朋友吗？ Hey, you want to be friends?
- 你没装上膛吧？ Yours isn't loaded, right?
- 摸摸看 - 我害怕 Just touch it. I'm scared. 摸摸看 Just touch it. 行了 行了 行了 Seriously. All right, all right, all right.
- 你为我挡了子弹 伙计 You took a bullet for me, man. 你朝我的老二开枪 You shot me in the dick! 嘣 干他娘的 Boom, motherfuckers! 你们俩混蛋要去大学了 You two sons of bitches are going to college!
- ¶ turn down for what 惊喜 还有更多武器 surprise. There's two more arms. ¶ ¶
- 开始时能给我个提... Can you give me a head start on... 我需要...我需要绝对安静 I need absolute... I need absolute silence. 你就不能... - 绝对安静 Can you please... Absolute silence.
- 你有必要这个熊样吗？ jenko: Are you fucking serious right now? 行了 我讨厌迟到的人 All right. I hate people who are late.
- 西班牙语 (Speaking Spanish) 我们想先看看货 We're trying to see that product. 卧槽 Shit! 哟 瞌睡虫 怎么了 伙计？ Yo, sleepy! What's up, homie? 你认识我老表 悲剧仔 You know my cousin, sad boy. 你可能认错人了 伙计 I t
- (外国口音)我叫Jeff (In foreign accent) My name is Jeff. 这是jeffe伙计 That's jeffe man.
- 告诉他们小老鼠的成年礼 搭档 Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera man. 还有你们那些疯狂的冒险 Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had.
- 我不知道你在说些什么 I don't know what you're talking about. 不是吧 昨天晚上你告诉我的 Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night, 你给我讲的那么详细 you had so much detail! 内容很具体 很丰富 The detail was
- 有dora和Diego It was dora and Diego 还有窃贼 and swiper. 窃贼 Swiper? 你掐死那个谁啊 伙计？ Who was that you choked out, man? 他自找的 是那个谁啊 He had it coming! Who was that?
- 靴子 Boots. 不是 伙计 不是靴子 靴子就不是人名 No, man, that wasn't boots! Boots isn't a real name! 你要告诉他们真实的故事 伙计 You got to tell them the real story, man. 从头开始 Start over from the top. 那是他瞎编名
- 让我很怀念90年代 It really makes me miss the '90s, 那时我们有专业人士 when we had professionals around.
- 你想看看货是吗？ You want to check out the goods? 来看看吧 Check it out.
- 然后闭嘴 行吗 And shut up. Right? 你哪找的这些美国佬 Where'd you find this gringo, man? 是蒙福之子乐队音乐会的人吗？ At the fucking mumford & sons concert and shit?
- 什么东西？枪？毒品？ What is it? Guns? Drugs?
- 老兄 真恶心 Dude! It's gross! 墨汁进我嘴里了 It's inking in my mouth! 我帮你拿下来 I'll get it off. 它触手在吸我 Its tentacle is eating me! 真挺有劲的 拿下来了 伙计 It's so strong! It's really on there, man. 它咬了我
- 妈的 Shit! 黑市的珍稀动物 就像我们预料的一样 Black market exotic animals, just like we expected to be in there. 口音不见了 哈？ The accents are gone, huh? 把他们赶出去 他俩是警察 Take them out, guys. They're cops.
- 怎么回事 - 不清楚 应该是车子开动了 What was that? I don't know! I think we're moving. 车绝对是在跑 We're definitely moving! 这里他妈的都是鸟还有屎 Jenko: There's fucking birds and shit in here! 是真正的屎 There's actua
- 伙计 那是我俩的车 Dude, that was our car. 我们对那车投入了那么多 We shared so much in that car! 我要朝他们脸上开枪 为我们的车 I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car! 你要干什么？ What
- 总算上来了 起来 - 靠 Fucking get up here. Come on. Fuck! 好了 你行吗？ - 行 All right, you good? Yeah! 现在你向前走行吗？ - 好 All you got to do is walk now, okay? Okay.
- 你干什么呢 起来啊 What the fuck are you doing? Get up here! 我起不来 I can't! 行 那我只能拖着你 All right, fine, I guess I'll just drag you. 我要死了 I'm gonna die! 你死不了 快起来 到上面来 You're not gonna die. Just get
- 把你自己拉上来 Pull yourself up here. 用你的腰力 Use your core!
- 上来了 上来了 快来 快来 好 You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah! 好了 你能自己站起来吗？ - 能？ All right. Think you can stand on your own now? Yes! 应该甩掉他们了 I think we lost them. 靠 Shit! 他妈的终结者
- 你 被 捕 了 You are under arrest! 把卡车停下 Pull the truck over! 我说把他妈的卡车给我停下 I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now! 你欠我一辆车 You owe me a car, 你最好赔我一辆兰博基尼 贱人 and it'd be
- 我勒个大操 Holy Moses! 靠 Schmidt: Shit.
- 怎么回事？ Jenko: What happened? 我想他们跑了 Schmidt: I think they got away.
- 我们不想做同样的事情 We don't want to do the same thing. 我们想不断突破 We want to burst through our ceiling. 找到突破点 And you're gonna find another ceiling 然后你去突破它 and you got to bust through that one, 你就不断
- 韩国人竟然把教堂买回去了 I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back. 是啊 好事是有个更大些 Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger 就在原单位的对面 abandoned church directly across the street. 是啊 这倒是很
- 别玩了 Don't do that. 好 你要同样的案子 给你 So, they want the same shit, so here we go.
- 这是她在校园买毒品时 That's her buying drugs on campus. 旁边的就是卖家 And that's the dealer. 找到他就找到供货商了 Find him and we find the supplier. 长官 我能说 Sir, can I just say, 很振奋能这么关心一个黑人受
- 为什么你们俩每次说话 我都想打人 Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up? 查找卖家 找到供货商 Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier. ¶ ¶
- 你还好吗？ You all right? 很好 Yeah. 只是 It's just...
- 我是我们家第一个假装进入大学的 I'm the first person in my family to pretend to go to college.
- 好事我们要一起去做 Best part is we get to do it together.
- 怎么样 大学？ What's up, college? 怎么样 兄弟 我们住322房 What's up, bro? We're 322. 去他妈的高中 对吧？ Fuck high school, right? 去他妈的高中 Fuck high school. 哦 好小的房间 Oh, so tight! 哦 好不适应 Oh, this is s
- 这个东西 棉签 豆袋椅 六个月不用洗的太空被 滑稽衬衫说明我们喝酒 Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.
- 熏肉机我妈给我买的 Some bacon machine that my mom got me. 我不知道怎么用 I do not understand how it works.
- 是真的 It's true. 高科技警察装备 Jenko: Super high-tech police gear. 全拜高昂的预算所赐 干他娘的 Carte blanche with the budget, motherfucker.
- 这里还有书本？ Jenko: They still have books? 我以为他们都把书放进电脑里了 I thought they just put the books inside the computers. 我猜学生们的电脑只用来约炮的 Yeah, I guess the kids just use the stacks to hide and have s
- 我他妈的该干什么？ What the fuck am I taking it for, then?
- 明显 我们大家都听过这句话 Now, obviously, we've all heard this statement before, 第一印象很重要 first impression is important 我让你们留个第一印象 I've got a first impression for you.
- 你喜欢我的心理课吗？ (Mimicking Tracy Morgan) Oh, y'all like psychology? 崔西·摩根 Tracy Morgan.
- 没人喜欢？ Nobody? 精神百倍 玩命去玩 我说对吧 (Softly) Work hard, play hard, am I right?
- 你在找whyphy？ You looking for some whyphy? 对 哥们 有就太好了 Yeah, man, that'd be sick. 去警察局 Go to the police station, 向你队长申请去证物室 walk in and ask your captain to see the evidence room 你他妈就是缉毒警察 '
- 等等 Jacobs教授 历史不是很久以前发生的事吗？ "Wait, Professor Jacobs, doesn't history happen a long time ago?" 历史是发生... Well, history happens... 这节课糟糕透了 This class is such a gut. 你们玩橄榄球 Hey, you guys p
- 缉毒战争的结果是什么？ What has been the result of the war on drugs? 为什么要问我 我有不是警察 Why would you ask me? I'm not a cop.
- 因为这是大学研讨班 Because this is a college seminar, 这就是大学研讨班要做的 and that's how college seminars work. 教授和学生愉快的交流 Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student. 擦出火花 最后让学生
- mcquaid同学 大学是个很好的地方 Mr. mcquaid, college is a wonderful place. 让你去决定你要成为什么样的人 This is where you get to decide who you actually are, 不是你现在假装出来的样子 instead of the person that you're cl
- 我没有任何前科 I don't have any prior convictions.
- 你为什么要说这些？ Why are you saying this stuff?
- 这是一个还在创作阶段的作品 This is a work in progress. 所以 呃... So, uh...
- 说唱诗 "Slam poetry! 呼喊着 "Yelling! 愤怒着 "Angry! 尽情挥舞着我的手 "Waving my hands a lot! 关于某些事情的特殊视角 "Specific point of view on things 辛西娅 "Cynthia! 辛-西-娅 (Enunciating) "Cynthia 耶稣由于我们的
- 辛西娅 "Cynthia 你死了 你-死-了 "you're dead you are dead
- 你-死-了 "You're dead" 这首诗献给已死的 辛西娅 that's for Cynthia, who's dead.
- 我一点儿头绪也没有 I don't have a single lead. 我有 我听说在校园随时随地能得到whyphy I do. I hear you can get whyphy on campus anywhere 24/7.
- 你觉得他们说的whyphy是毒品 Do you think they mean whyphy the drug 还是像因特网wi-fi这种呢？ or wi-fi like the Internet?
- 真他妈白痴 Fuck you, brain. 为啥我们第一次 很容易就找到毒贩子了？ How did we find the dealers so easy the first time? 他的号码确实就写在便签上 Well, his number was literally on a sticker. 好吧 我们去找这个人的
- 一枪击中命根 "Shot him in the dick."
- 这不是福星与福将吗 If it isn't Turner and hooch, in the flesh. 天杀的 你身材不错嘛 Holy shit, you are looking fit.
- 去你的！ Fuck you! 去你的 你个小跑龙套的白痴 Fuck you, you little walk-on fuck! 穿着这些东西 根本没法活动 I can't, like, move around in these things. 天 我喜欢跑龙套的一天 Rooster: God, I love walk-on day! 靠 爽啊
- 用棉签的奇怪时间 That's a weird time to be q-tipping. 他妈的都是废物 You're all fucking pussies! -兄弟 你不用非得这么做 -啥？ Dude, you don't have to do this. What? -我不想你受伤 -我不会... I just don't want you to get
- 哥们 我真的很抱歉 Dude, I am so sorry. 没事 哥们 别放在心上 It's all right, man. Don't worry about it, man. -你确定？ -没事...啊哦 Are you sure? All right... Yeah. Ow. -见鬼 -我来吧 Shit. I got it. -好 我来 -我来 Okay, I
- 有意思 That's funny. 嘿 兄弟们 有人想要这种三明治么？ Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich? 这是肉签三明治 It's a meat-qute sandwich. 我和这哥们做了肉签 Me and this guy are having a meat-qute. (Laughing)
- 你很幽默 兄弟 你叫什么名字 You're hilarious, dude. What's your name? Brad 等下 Brad. Wait... Brad. 是 就是Brad Uh, yeah, yeah, it's Brad. -我是Zook -很高兴认识你 Zook I'm zook. Nice to meet you. Zook. 我也很高兴认识你 兄
- 蓝色 20 Blue 20! 预备 开始 Set, hut!
- 你现在喜欢跑龙套的日子喽？ You love walk-on day now?
- 你胳膊还好吧？要不要把袖子脱下来 Your arm all right? You want to take that sleeve off?
- 不用 我很好 No, I'm good.
- 天呢 兄弟 接的真心不错 Dude, holy shit, bro. Great fucking catch, dude. 你那么远能看见安全线 应该早点告诉我 If you see that safety line up that deep, though, hit me quicker. 哦 对 我不知道你是朝那个方向的 哥们 Oh
- 嘿 知道吗 我们在Zeta有个派对 Hey, uh, you know, we have this rush party at zeta. 我想 你可以过来 跟其他人认识认识 but I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys. 会很好玩的 It'd be really fun, I think. -好的
- 哥们 你梦游呢 我们做任何事都是一起的啊 Dude, you're tripping. We do everything together. 不过你确实不该带Puka珠串 You should lose the puka shells, though. 自从你来大学之后变了很多 Things are different since you didn
- 你嗨了吗 伙计？ - 肯定嗨了 伙计 Jenko: You in the zone, bro? Zook: In the fucking zone, dude.
- 就像是“我听见什么了” Jenko: It was just like, "what am I hearing? 我现在在听什么啊 "What am I hearing right now?" 那个神经病告诉你这些？ And the psychic told you that? -是的 特别疯狂 兄弟 -呦 Yo. That is so crazy,
- 加油 你能做到的 加油 加油 Jenko: Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on!
- 我好怀念攀爬啊 来 上来 I miss climbing so much. Come on, let's go. Come on. 好 呃... All right, uh...
- 再来一次 One more time. 我先回去了 I'm just gonna go home. 我不懂跑酷 所以... I don't know parkour, so... 好吧 All right.
- 嘿 玛雅·安吉罗（诗人） Hey, Maya angelou! 诗歌 好吧 我懂了 Poetry, okay. I got it. (Chuckles) 取笑诗歌专业 Make fun of the poetry major.
- 我猜 你没什么兴趣 So, I guess you have no interest 以后做一份平常工作 in having a real job in the future. -绝对没兴趣 -没有 是吧？ Absolutely not. No, right? 那你呢？ (Both laugh) What about you? 呃 我艺术专业的 Um, I
- 呃 我会说那 Um, I would say that
- 这是两个人 it's these two beings 相互支撑达到完全平衡的状态 leaning up against each other in perfect balance. 如果一个倒掉 他们就会失去彼此 If one were to fall, they would just lose each other. 这是关于互相支持的 S
- 就是像那个东西 (Laughing) That's exactly what it looks like.
- 哦 那就是Cynthia Watson的房间 Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.
- 现在才2点 我还以为已经很晚了 你要进来么 It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in? 才2点？我通常凌晨2点才吃晚饭 所以... It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so... 当然 耶 为
- 我想这么做 我要以正确的角度进去 Rooster: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle.
- -兄弟 停下来吧 -操你妈的球门柱 Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost! 不可能的 你撞不到那球门柱的 It's impossible. You can't fucking do it. 每次赢球后球迷跑到操场 The fans used to rush the field 然后就把球
- -呦 那是啥啊 纹身 就在那 Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? 哦 这个么？嗯... Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. 这是我以前高中的校队 是普莱恩维尤红鲱鱼 It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings.
- -靠 -咋了 Shit. What? 靠 还真是不寻常啊 Shit, that's a really outside-of-the-box 高中吉祥物 high school mascot. 抓紧了兄弟们 Hold on, guys.
- 是啊 为什么不呢？ Yeah. Why not? 就是这样！ Yes! 太好了 - 太好了 兄弟 Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude. 那是什么东西？ What's that? 我的纹身 My tattoo. 靠 来看看 Yeah, fuck, look. 看 这是我 Zook Look, it's me, zook.
- 兄弟 我太兴奋了 Dude, I'm so fucking pumped 你能加入到球队里 you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro.
- 感觉怎么样？ What's up with it? 你还好吧？ How you doing? 早安 很好 Hi. Good. 那个怎么样... How was the, um...
- 我的表现你还满意吗？ How was the sex for you? 对我来说很好 很愉悦 It was fun for me. It was a good time.
- 是 对 Yeah, right. 我很享受之中 enjoyed it. 是啊 Yeah. 这就是为什么我从不喝酒 This is why I don't drink.
- 天呐 God. 她曾经是Cynthia的室友 She was Cynthia's roommate, 我觉得她很可怜 就叫她跟我住在一起 and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her. 就这样 So...
- 这他妈到底是什么？ what the fuck is this?
- 太鸡巴扯了 This is bullshit. 你两个是不是又在学校乱搞了？ Are you two fucking around at school again? 嘿 我们要对这些东西买单的 Hey, we got to pay for this shit. -我们需要结果 -不不不 We need results! No, no, no.
- 我现在很专注 I'm so focused. 我也很专注 I'm so focused, too.
- 你没必要压在我上面 You don't have to be on top of me. 很有必要 Yes, I do. 为什么 - 伪装 Why? Camouflage. 走 Go.
- 绝对不行 Male student: No fucking way. 所以 Dane不行 - 对 Okay, so no? Dane? All right. 踢出 好了 Out, all right.
- 头盔看起来很差劲 That helmet looks kind of lame. 你知道什么不差劲吗？ You know what's not lame? 安全 Safety.
- 你干吗？ What are you doing? 切玻璃 I'm cutting glass. 那是激光灯 It's a laser pointer. 不能切玻璃 - 什么？ It can't cut glass. What?
- 一点也不好玩 That's no fun at all. 我很专注 - 开干吧 I'm so focused. Let's do this. 我很专注 - 开干吧 I'm so focused. Let's do this.
- 再给我一个 - 我没有摄像头了 Give me another. I don't have any more cameras.
- 你不用钻这么多的洞 好吗 You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
- 耶 这个很完美 你可以放这里 Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one. 我没有摄像头了 我都给你说五次了 I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
- 好了 这是最后的工作 All right. Okay. That's the last of 'em.
- 是时候验证zook就是卖家了 Time to prove that zook's the dealer. 或者不是卖家 Jenko: Or not the dealer. 下一个是Brad mcquaid Next up is Brad mcquaid. 通过？好 (All agreeing) Right? Yes. 很明显 这家伙... Obviously, right? I
- 糟糕 Shit. 有人在上面吗？ Is somebody up there? 完了 我们快走 Shit. We got to get out of here. 你锁好门了没 Did you lock the door? 锁好了 我检查了两遍 I did, man. I checked twice.
- 我感觉很过瘾 I thank this is awesome 你只是很紧张 因为我们马上要产生幻觉了 No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls. 不是的 我紧张是因为很危险 No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous. 我们没
- 噢 妈的 Schmidt: Oh, shit!
- 救命啊 救命啊 Help! Help! 发生了什么 What's happening! 什么情况？ Jenko: What the fuck?
- 我没法呼吸了 Jenko: (Panting) I can't breathe. 他们抓到了我们 They made us! 他们会杀了我们的 They're gonna kill us!
- Jenko! 你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
- 我们应该产生幻觉了 I think we're tripping! 哦 卧槽 我产生的幻觉太可怕了 Oh, fuck! I'm having a bad trip! We're having a bad trip! 我觉得我们还好啊 I think we are tripping, but... 天啊 这不挺好的吗 God, isn't this grea
- 这儿好像有个奇怪的隔离屏障 It's some kind of weird split screen!
- 你好 橄榄球 Hello, football.
- Jenko! 我终于有兰博基尼了 I finally got my lambo! 嘿 Schmidt 你看 Hey, schmidt, look! 快看啊 Look! Look! (Laughing)
- 我的腿好累啊 My legs are tired.
- 救命啊 不要再放音乐了 Help! No more music! 你将永远一个人 You'll always be alone. 嘿 Jenko - 怎么了 Hey, jenko. What? 你要去哪儿 Where are you going? 我去上面看看 好吗 I'm just gonna go up for a little while, okay? 别走
- 醒醒 快从车里出来 - 完了 Wake up! Get out of the car! Shit. 快点下车 趴在地上 Get out of the car! Get on the ground! 给我跪下 On your fucking knees! 快给我跪下 Get on your knees! 你们已经知道了 是不是？ -知道什么
- 搞什么鬼 What the fuck? 这是伏特加吗 Is that vodka? 欢迎来到 zeta 伙计 Welcome to zeta, pledges! (Laughing)
- 太棒了 哥们 Yeah, buddy!
- 伙计 今晚 我们要挑选强者 淘汰弱者 Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong. 如果你们今晚没能挺过去 If you don't make it through tonight, 你们全都会玩完 you're dead to all of us.
- Rooster 点燃火炬 light the torch! 为了zeta For zeta!
- 快喝 他妈的混蛋 快喝 他妈的混蛋 All: (Chanting) Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker! 快喝 他妈的混蛋 快喝 他妈的混蛋 Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker!
- 听着 不管今晚发生什么 你都要坚持下去 好吗 Look, whatever happens tonight, you have to keep up, okay? 我快要吐了 I'm gonna throw up. 我知道 闭嘴 继续喝 I know. Shut up. Go. 准备好了没 开始 Zook: Ready? Go! 我们开
- 你可以的 你能做到 You can do this, you can do this. 我不行了 这太恶心了 I can't. This is disgusting. 你必须行 - 我再也受不了了 No, you got to. I can't do this anymore! 现在 轮到我最喜欢的项目了 And now, for my favor
- 嘿 Hey! Schmidt 你搞什么？ Schmidt! What the fuck, man? 你怎么回事 你不是说你想一起的吗 What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together. 我们必须这么做才能赢得他们的信任 This is what we have to do to win th
- 我不知道 也许我们应该... I don't know. Maybe we should just...
- 也许我们应该去调查别人 Maybe we should just investigate different people.
- 你想公开调查？ You want an open investigation? 我不知道 这是不是我想要的 I don't know if that's what I want. 我只是觉得 现在是时候去试试了 All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.
- 好的 Okay. 是吗 -当然 Yeah? Sure. 好的 那我等会去找你 Okay, so I guess I'll just catch you later, then.
- 你还好吗 You okay? 不 你现在不能抱我 No, you can't hug me right now. 那你需要钱坐车或其他什么吗 Do you need money for a cab or anything? 不用 我不需要钱坐车 No, I don't need money for a cab.
- 我都不知道我他妈的这是在哪 I don't know where the fuck I am right now.
- 嘿 Lauren Hey, Lauren. 我只想一整天躺在床上看老友记 I just want to get in bed and watch friends all day.
- 让我们听听 为你们州立大学statesmen队的欢呼声 Announcer: Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state statesmen!
- 他们上场了 Bob: And the statesmen take the field 他们是大学橄榄球公开赛中的常胜将军 for the opening game against the university of college generals.
- 准备好 Man: Ready? 今天有个惊喜 Jim: And a surprise start today 大一的临时队员Brad Mcquaid for walk-on freshman Brad mcquaid. 看起来是个很老练的大一新生 Bob: Looks pretty old to be a freshman. 荷尔蒙在爆发 Bob It's the h
- Haythe把球扔了回来 Bob: Haythe drops back.
- 传给了Mcquaid And connects with mcquaid!
- 谁将会胜出 就会得到我的最佳赞赏 Who beats safety will glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe
- 我勒个擦 他太棒了 Holy shit, he's good. 你们没人告诉Mcquaid 说他很厉害吧 None of you tell mcquaid that he's good, all right? 要是你们说了 他有可能就会离开去打职业联赛了 If you do, he'll leave this shitty program.
- 又一个Haythe和Mcquaid之间的精彩配合 Another perfect hookup between haythe and mcquaid. 就连他们球门区那边的观众也忍不住尖叫 Jim: Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync. 就像他们两个人在用同一个大脑 It
- 祝你们好运 朋友们 Bob: (Chuckling) Good luck, guys. 看来美罗城大学有了新的主力队员 Jim: Looks like mc state's got a new power couple. Zook还有mcquaid Zook and mcquaid!
- 我要从这过去 伙计 I got to get around you, man. 我跳不了 我的脚踝扭伤了 I can't jump up. I got a broken ankle.
- 太爽了 Both: Fuck yes! 耶 再来一次 Yeah! One more!
- 该死 (Cell phone buzzing) Shit.
- 谁呀 (Sighs) Who is that? 没什么 准备好了吗 Nothing. All right, ready? 继续 Zook: Come on! 集中注意力 Focus!
- 加油 Come on! Do it! 去你的 阿诺·施瓦辛格 Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger! 我的卡住了 去你妈的 I'm so jammed! Fuck you! 门上有袜子 别进来 (Knocking on door) There's a sock on the door! Don't come in! 太过瘾了 Fuck yeah 我
- 嘿 看看你 Hey! Look at you! 你们来这做什么？ What are you guys doing here? 什么 你在开玩笑吗 本周是家长周 What? Are you kidding? It's parents weekend. 我去 (Whispers) Fuck. 太好了 你在约会啦 Wonderful. You're dating som
- 很高兴见到你 -真不会说话 Nice to meet you. Worst thing to say. 你好 -嘿 我是David Hi. Hey. David. 我老爸 -见到你很高兴 My dad. Nice to meet you. 太好了 我父母也在这儿 Well, my parents are here, too. Maya 快点 Dickson:
- 你怎么认识这家伙？ How do you know this person? 爸爸 他是Doug 我在和他交往 Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating. 什么情况？ -我... The fuck? I... 你的功课怎么样 Doug? DougHow's your classes going, Doug? 你 ...我们只
- 嗯 So... 你觉得天气如何? Do you like weather?
- 你们俩认识吗? You two know each other? 不认识 No. 这太疯狂了 这一切 This is crazy, all these, uh,
- 学生和家长 students and parents. 潜在的证人 Potential witnesses. 你们俩是怎么认识的 How did you two meet? 我喜欢听爱情邂逅的故事 Oh, I love meet-cute stories. 我们在诗歌会上认识的 We met at a poetry slam, 然后他
- 这太扯淡了 This is bullshit! 该死的 服务生 This fucking... waiter! 难道就不能给黑人倒点水喝吗 What can a black man do to get some water around here? 快给这家伙倒水 Give the fucking guy some water! 他是黑人 他已经够
- 不过我丈夫是北岭 but my husband's from northridge. 快点 伙计 给我来点 Come on, man, hook me up.
- 你在干嘛 就给这么一点吗 What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here? 快点 再给我来点 就这几根豆角吗 Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans? 把他妈的豆角给我 Give me the goddamn string beans. 我还
- 嘿 你还要啤酒吗 我再去拿一瓶 Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer. 嗯 好的 我还要一瓶 Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
- 嘿 哥们 听着 Hey, look, man, 你什么话都可以跟我说 you know you can always tell me something 如果你想一吐为快的话 if you want to get it off your chest. 我随时都可以倾听 You know I'm always here for you, right?
- 你想说什么 What are you trying to say? 没 没什么 No, nothing.
- 好吧 就是那些 All right, with everything that happened 与Cynthia和Whyphy有关的事 with Cynthia and whyphy,
- 我只是不想你毁了自己 I just don't want you to screw up. 你以为我不知道自己在做什么吗 You don't think I know what I'm doing? 什么 -我很清楚自己在做什么 What? I know exactly what I'm doing here.
- 我想对你说件事 I'm gonna tell you something, all right? 我能信任你吗？ -好的 没问题 Can I trust you? Yeah, of course.
- 我有个朋友在UMC I have a friend who knows a guy at umc. 他是个观察员 He's a scout. It's d-I. 他们的四分卫打得不够好 Their qb, he's not playing well. 他们对此很不高兴现状 They're not happy with the situation. 他们想让
- 没其他的了 (Stammering) Nothing else? 他们去年选了五个人 They had five guys in the draft last year. Brad 这有可能是我们的机会 I mean, Brad, this could be our shot. 我们就像是黄金搭档 哥们 We're like the dynamic duo, bro.
- 这么高 so high. 但你还可以 You can just bust right... 不断的突破 突破 Just break right through it. Right through it. 再突破 再突破 Right through it. Right through it.
- 我们只说说话 可以吗 Is it okay if we just talk?
- 当然可以 Okay. 那就聊天吧 Let's talk. 不会吧 -是的 No way. Yeah. 我原本是个小飞侠 不够后来 有点迟了 I was Peter Pan, but then I was, like, late. 你和你哥哥的关系挺好的 You're really close with your brother, then.
- 伙计 你真是个天才 You're a fucking genius, dude. 你确定这样不会太过了 -不会的 Are you sure it's not too much, though? No! 耶 - 去他的 Yeah! Fuck, yeah! 好了 好了 All right? All right? 一整晚 兄弟 拜托 一整晚 - 是
- 我真不敢相信 我们谈了一整夜 Maya: I can't believe we've been talking all night. 哦天啊都8点了 事实上我还有课 Oh, my God, it's 8:00. I have class, actually. 好的 我 Okay. I... 嗯 你需要什么自己拿 Yeah, you can help you
- 嘿 -你迟到了 Hey. You're late. 不是的 其实我在忙着调查 No, actually, I was busy with the investigation.
- 这里是Cynthia理疗师的办公室 这才是我们要调查 This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
- 好的 (Whispering) All right.
- 你看着门 Watch the door. 哦 这就是我能做的 就只是看门 Oh, is that all I'm good for? Just watching a fucking door?
- 病人是药物引起的狂想症 "Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia. 认为她有生命危险 "Believes her life is in danger." 门 门开了 Uh, door, door.
- 我只是觉得有时候 I just feel like sometimes 他甚至不想试着交流了 he's not even trying anymore. 就像 这段感情不值得拯救 Like this isn't even worth saving. 哦 好 我只是有时觉得 Jenko: Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel li
- 我... I'm... 他已经把手伸出来了 He's literally reaching out for you. 他不会和我牵手的 He won't hold my hand. 我不要牵手 Jenko: I'm not doing it. 我需要你这么做 I kind of need you to do it. 他不会和我牵手的 -哦 你 He
- 队长? Captain? 你在穿凯夫拉（防弹衣）吗？ Are you wearing kevlar? 现在 先生们 我们不能坐在这 还假装 Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend 什么事情都没发生过 there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
- 卧槽 卧槽 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- 卧槽 不是吧 Oh, shit! No! 这不可能是真的 That is not happening right now! No! 嘿 伙计们 他上了老大的女儿 Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! 他每说一次这破事... Every time he say that shit... ...你裤裆
- Schmidt上了老大的女儿 Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt上了老大的女儿 (Singsong) Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt上了老大的女儿 Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! 操 日 Shit! Fuck! 你上了
- 我只是想说 Schmidt: I just want to say that 我只是觉得你没说你女儿 it was bizarre not to share the fact 在美罗城大学太奇怪了 that your daughter went to mc state. 我也觉得奇怪 I think it's bizarre 我到现在还没阉了你
- 听着 Zook那件事我向你道歉 Look, I apologize about the zook thing. 你说的对 他不是卖家 You were right, he's not the dealer. 好 很好 你道歉了 Okay, great. You apologized. 有什么用啊 伙计 What's that worth, man? 现在我们
- 做警察该做的 Police work.
- 别把死人的假老二往老子身上扔 Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me. 我们是在工作 好吗 We're at work right now, okay? 现在学生已经不看书了 不是吗 Jenko: Kids don't check out books anymore, right? 我认为他们
- 你吓到我了 You scared me.
- 就是这里了 Man: This is the place. 要是其他人约我们来看 他们是如何运作的 You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation, 至少会准时 they'd at least be on time.
- 看看这破地方 Look at this crap. Huh? 我确实很怀念从前... - 靠 - I do miss the days... - Shit. 他在干嘛? - ...那时还是正常的毒品 -What's he doing here? - ...When people did normal drugs. 这是什么? 糖豆吗? What is this? Je
- 垃圾! Crap! 站好 接住 Set, hut! Mcquaid冲过来接住了球 Bob: Mcquaid crosses in an end-around. 假动作 他们俩真是默契搭档 It's a trick play! These two are practically interchangeable. Mcquaid传给haythe Mcquaid throws down
- 然后他接稳 触地得分 And he hangs on for the touchdown! 他们就像在同一豌豆荚里 Jim: These two are peas in a pod, Bob, 不过不是小绿豆 but instead of little green balls, 他们是人类 是橄榄球运动员 they are human football
- 为美罗城大学黄金二人组再欢呼一次吧 Announcer: Let's hear it once again, mc state, for your dynamic duo.
- 我去 我兄弟又需要我去帮忙 Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.
- 听着 你也知道 忠诚很酷 Look, you know, loyalty's cool, 我很羡慕这样 and I admire it, 我知道他是你的兄弟 and I know he's your brother.
- 但是你不能让自己被别人控制 But you can't allow yourself to be held down by a guy 就因为他不肯放手 just because he won't let go.
- 对 呃... Jenko: Yeah. Um...
- 我去上个厕所 I gotta take a piss.
- 那孩子让我们这样等着太不礼貌了 Man: The kid's pretty rude to make us wait like this. 你闭嘴 Can you shut it? 90年代的老式毒品怎么了 What's wrong with those classic drugs from the '90s? 海洛因 你知道的 可卡因 Heroin, y
- 这边怎么了 - 完了 - What's going on here? - Schmidt: Shit!
- 现在怎样？ 他妈的混蛋 Oh, yeah, what's up now, motherfuckers? 还记得我吗? You remember me? 我是你的美... I'm your best night... 我是你的噩梦 I'm your worst nightmare. 喔 老兄 我的记忆力 Oh, man, it's my memory. 最近越
- 你的枪呢? Where's your gun? 啥? - 你有枪吗? What? Do you have guns? 没 No. 我没有 No, I don't. 可是我们有枪 'Cause we have guns.
- 为什么你不把枪放下 咱们像个爷们一样打一场 Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men? 因为我们有枪 Because we have guns. Schmidt 跑! - 抓住他! Schmidt, run! Get him!
- 操! Shit! (Guns firing) 这能有多难吗?打中他们! Ghost: How hard can it be? Shoot them! 操 操 操! Fuck, fuck, fuck! 打他们! 打他们! Shoot them! Shoot them! 过来 走这边 比较快 Come on, this way, it's faster. 不 走这边 - Schmi
- 快点 行吗? Hurry up, okay?
- Schmidt 你能快点吗? Schmidt, will you hurry up! 别冲我大吼大叫 我会分心的! Stop yelling at me! You're distracting me!
- Schmidt 快点 我们走! Schmidt, come on! Let's go! 我跳不下去! 我又不是蜘蛛侠! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man! 我去弄辆车 I'm gonna get the car.
- 还是楼梯快多了 Stairs are so much faster.
- 这就是你弄的车? That's the car you got? 很抱歉不是兰博基尼 闭嘴赶紧上车吧 I'm sorry it's not a fucking lambo. Shut up and get in. 他们还在追我们吗? Are they even still chasing us? 对 他们还在追赶我们! Yes, they're s
- 为什么你要那么做? 我们马上就能抓住供货人了 Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier. 出什么毛病了你? What's wrong with you? 你看啊 如果你什么也不说 Look, if you don't say something, 人们永远都不
- 我去! - 小心 小心! Oh, shit! Watch out, watch out!
- 这就像是一个小头盔车 That is just like a little helmet machine.
- 我们不能再撞坏其他东西了! We can't destroy any more stuff! 我们不能再挥霍组织上的钱了! We can't waste any more of the department's money! 当心那个取款机! Watch out for that cash machine!
- 走哪边? 走哪边? 走哪边? Which way? Which way? Which way? 哪边都行 只要便宜! Schmidt: Whichever way's cheaper! 右边? 你走了右边? Right? You went right? 你本可以去停车场的 You could've gone in a parking lot, 你去了雕塑
- 我去! Shit! 看起来好像他们是故意去撞的 It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something. 我是说 虽然看起来很酷 I mean, it looks cool, 但是 就是 这太奢侈了 but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.
- 他们正在撞毁一切! Schmidt: They're destroying everything! 老大会灭了咱们的! Captain's gonna kill us! (Tires screeching) 我们该怎么办? What are we gonna do? 好吧 我们去机器人实验室里甩掉他们 All right, we're gonna lose
- 哦 不 我们毁了一切! Schmidt: Oh, no! Oh, we broke everything! 这里有很多很贵的东西! There was a lot of expensive stuff in there! 我去! Oh, shit! 他们要去体育馆! They're going into the stadium!
- Jenko! 我嘞个草! Jesus Christ!
- 伙计 刹车失灵了 - 什么? - Dude, the brakes are out. - What? 都快滚一边去! Get the fuck out of the way! 你赶紧跳下去 你跳啊 跳啊! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
- 我们走 老板 我们走 Let's go, boss. We gotta go. (Laughs)
- 你做到了! 太棒了! 耶! You did it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- 你被逮捕了 先生 You're under arrest, sir. 我是警察 Hey, I'm an officer, all right? 带我走吧 我等会再解释 Just take me in. I'll explain later. 不管他的事 他是个学生 他什么也没做 No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn'
- 我 I, um... 我替你做决定了 I decided for you.
- 继续玩橄榄球吧 Just stick with football. 我不能给你像他们给你的感觉 I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can. 也许我们只是一次性的搭档 Maybe we were only supposed to do this once. 什么? What? 这是我人生
- 嘿 玛雅·安吉罗（诗人） Maya: Hey, Maya angelou. 谢谢你骗了我 Thanks for lying to me.
- 兰博基尼 ! 酷毙了! Both: Lam-bros! Yes!
- 您今晚过的怎么样 先生? - 很好 谢谢 How are we doing tonight, sir? Good, thanks. 您是等人还是自己用餐? Are we waiting on anybody or you dining alone? 也许有人会顺便过来 但是我可以... Someone may swing by, but we can...
- 你不能扔石头 You're not supposed to throw rocks.
- 什么? What? 你不能扔石头 You're not supposed to throw rocks.
- # 我一点也不想你# (Groans) # I ain't missing you at all #
- # 自从你离开以后# # since you've been gone away # 一人份的龙虾 the lobster for one person. 一人份的就行 Enough for one person only. # 不管我的朋友们说什么# # No matter what my friends say # 我注意到这个whyphy案子中的
- 你今天除了锻炼身体什么也不打算做吗? Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today? 比如什么? Like what? 来吧 伙计 他们只是龙虾而已 伙计 Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. 来吧 别害怕 Come on.
- 我们以后的生活就会像这样 兄弟 It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives.
- # 今晚穿过这漫长的距离# #down this long distance line tonight # # 我一点也不想你# # I ain't missing you at all #
- # 自从你离开以后# # since you've been gone away # # 我没有想念你# #I ain't missing you
- # 不管我的朋友怎么说# # no matter what my friends say # # 没有想念你# #ain't missing you #
- 所以 听着 我只是想说 So, look, I just wanted to say that, like, 我在想这个案子 I was thinking about the case, 我只是担心他们抓错人了 and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.
- 我们可以一起去 we could go down there.
- 像搭档一样? Like together? 我们不一定非得叫搭档 We don't have to put a label on it. 就像 一次性的 临时的 Just, like, one-time. One-time thing. 彼此没有郑重的承诺和压力 No big commitment or stress to each other. 一次
- 我有时间 I have time off.
- 我现在放春假了 I'm on spring break.
- 这酸爽 Cool tingling. 还能放下这个宝贝 Got room for one of these babies. 手榴弹 你干嘛要放在那里? A grenade. Why you gonna put it there? 太不卫生了 That's just unsanitary. 感觉爽 Feels right.
- 你漏了一个地方 Missed a spot.
- 你知道这次只是一次性对吗？ You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
- 所以你不会觉得这很奇怪吗 So you're not gonna be weird about this?
- 很好 Both: Perfect. 春假 干他娘的 Spring break, motherfucker.
- 你没看到是我先出来的吗 - 借过一下 - Did you not see that I was going first? - Excuse you. 借过一下 - 你想先走? - Excuse you. - You want to go first? 春假他妈的来了 Emcee: Spring break, motherfuckers!
- #I be divin' in the crowd# # shake my dreads, actin' wild# #can't do lean, too blowed out# #too turnt up, I can't turn down# #can't turn down can't turn down# #can't turn down#
- #All I wanna do is party# #my head keep on spinning around# #baby girl, why don't you first# #drop it to the ground# #I be divin' in the crowd# #shake my dreads, actin' wild# #can't do lean, too
- 我的天啊! 我满身大汗! my gosh! I'm sweaty. 你们真的在这吃东西么? You guys are actually eating stuff in here? 这太疯狂了 That's so crazy. 兄弟 麻烦让一让 Jenko: Come on, man, put your dick away. 你他妈倒是让一让啊 Pu
- 好的 我们的计划是这样的 Mercedes: Okay, so here's the plan. 我们要让所有的学生在春假里依赖上whyphy We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on whyphy. 然后你把它带回你的地盘 Then you're gonna bring it bac
- 靠 厄运 Both: Oh, fuck. Jinx. 我们得行动了 We got to move right now. 给我在天堂买杯可乐 Both: Buy me a coke in heaven. Jinx again. 放下枪 - 都放下枪 Put your guns down! Fucking guns down! Doug? 我不叫Doug 我叫Schmit My n
- 真可怕 Oh, my God. 是啊 每个人都知道 - 真的吗 - Yeah, everybody knows. - Really? 你们俩像是夏威夷老爸秀中的警察 You guys look like the stars of a cop show called Hawaiian dads. 好吧 够了够了 小的们 进来吧! All righ
- 歇你妹的春假啊 傻叉 Spring break yourself, fool.
- 我们能把你们打的七零八落 We shoot dicks off here in jump street.
- 我们也来了 We're here, as well. 我们龙虎局 马上就要踢你们的屁股 We jump street, and we about to jump in yo' ass. 来得正好 Right in the crack. 别轻举妄动 皮衣男 Don't do it, leatherface.
- 他拿着毒品 Dickson: He's got the drugs!
- 太无聊了 都没有人中枪 This is so boring. No one's getting shot.
- 我的天 (Laughs) Oh, my God. 你是中枪了吗 在我话音刚落的时候? Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
- 我能用你的枪吗? 这把大一点 Can I have your gun? It's bigger. 停下来! 我要开枪打你了! Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass! 老爸! Dad! Maya? 你来这干什么? What are you doing here? 这可是枪战现场 This is a shoot-out. 你知
- 现在走 Now. 爸 我该做什么？ Dad, what do I do? 那是我的泳装吗 Is that my bathing suit?
- 只是问问 这是礼貌 Just ask. It's polite.
- 你开枪打了我的脚 You shot me in my foot! Wait! 走 快走 现在 Move! Move faster now! 我在给你说话 见鬼 你朝我的脚开枪 I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot. Doug? Doug! Maya! Mercedes带着我爸往那边走了
- 要是我出意外 我就杀了你们俩混小子 Dickson: If I die, I'm gonna kill both of you motherfuckers! 操 现在我们怎么去追赶他 Fuck. How are we gonna catch him now? (Engine revving)
- 警察 警察 - 滚开 Policia! Policia! Fuck off. 我擦 鬼见愁在那 Shit, there's ghost! 什么 我们要怎么办？ What? What do we do? 我们要分开行动 Uh, we need to split up. 你一个人行吗 Are you okay with that? 对 我可以 Yeah,
- 这车怎么开啊 How do you drive this thing? 你要让她驾驶你 伙计 You got to let her drive you, bro.
- 我进不去 Schmidt: I can't get in.
- 你怎么开的车 Look where you're going!
- 好混乱啊 It's so confusing!
- 慢点 贱货我的手很疼 Easy, bitch. My hands are hurting.
- 你知道后面追我们的是谁吗？ You know who's behind us in that car? 那是我们队最好的车手 That's one of the best drivers that we got. 靠 Fuck! 哦 我操 Oh, shit. 真他妈复杂 这是什么？ Schmidt: Fucking complicated. What is t
- 你让我错失了开兰博基尼的机会 你个混蛋 You fucked up me driving a lamborghini, you dick!
- 滚一边去 鸽子 Fuck you, doves!
- 墨西哥港让我们听听你们的尖叫 Emcee: Puerto, Mexico, let's hear you get crazy!
- 感觉就像是蝙蝠车 It's like a Batmobile. 快点 schmidt! Come on, schmidt!
- 老人要穿过来了 Old man coming through!
- 借过 借过 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Brad春假来了 Brad! Spring break! 我不行 我有事 Jenko: Look, I can't, all right? 兄弟 我要走了 我要走了 Dude, I got to go. I got to go. 到此为止吧 This is quite enough. 你放开我
- 快闪开 Get out of the way!
- 太快了 That was way too fast 漂亮的停车 想想还有一点小激动 and pretty Way too... A little bit too furious. Schmidt 过来 我还戴着手铐呢 Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed!
- 停手吧 混蛋 还有车停的不错 Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job! 靠 我马上回来 Fuck! I'll be right back. 我去追她 很快回来 抱歉 I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry. 这是命令 混小子 快过来 That's a direct order,
- 你又老又弱 Mercedes: You are so old and weak! 把枪丢了 我说真的 Drop the fucking gun! Seriously! 把你皱纹的手从我身上拿开 Mercedes: Get your wrinkly hands off me!
- 你上哪了 Where the hell have you been? 在到处找你 Looking for you. 我像疯子一样在跑 I've been running like crazy! 嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey.
- 想像爷们一样对打吗？ Want to fight like a man? 你最好能一对二 Then you better fight like two men. 嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey. 真的 又是双胞胎？ Really? More twins?
- 起来 老家伙 Get up, old man river! 来啊 -嘿 Come on! Hey. 来打我啊 你个娘炮 Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy! 我不会和女人打的 停手吧 I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! 那不是问题 It shouldn't matter. 要是你
- 好吧 -还手啊 Okay. Bring it! 我准备好了 I'm ready. 现在开始了 疯狗 It's on now, dawg. 跟女的打 Girl fight.
- 哦 哦 哦 -哦 我的天啊 Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. 我眼睛有没有出血？ -哦 天啊 你没事吧？ Is there blood in my eye? Oh, my God. Are you all right? 我觉得我眼睛出血了 I think there's blood in my eye. 你他妈学着点 Fucking lear
- 这才像样！ That's a little better! 这才好点 草泥马！再来 再来 That's a little better, motherfucker! Come on! Come on!
- 我想要看到你们疯狂 I want to see you get crazy!
- 我他妈的恨死春假了 I fucking hate spring break!
- 你开什么玩笑？那是塑料的 Are you kidding me? It's plastic. 一点儿也不疼 -好... Doesn't even hurt! Okay... 这不是你想象的春假？ This isn't the spring break you imagined? 这个怎么样？你要不要来点好玩的 How about t
- 脸上有油 Lube on my face.
- 你太暴力了！ You're so violent! 你要是不上我就给我滚下来 Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! 我才不要上你！ I'm not gonna fuck you! 我们要上床么 -不 才不是 Are we gonna fuck? -No we not 这不就是正在发生么？
- 靠！你有权利保持沉默... Shit! You have the right to remain silent... 不 不 不 我来处理这个 Dickson: No, no, no, I got this. 你去抓鬼见愁 他在楼顶 You go handle the ghost. He's on the roof. 我马上去 -交给我了 I'm on it.
- 他妈的这么多级台阶 So many fucking stairs.
- 是我 是我 -靠 It's me! It's me! Shit. 你做到了 伙计 你抓到Mercedes？ (Chuckles) You made it, dude. Did you get Mercedes? 是啊 完全靠我一个人 Yeah. All by myself. 真的？ Really? 主要是靠我 -好的 Mainly by myself. Okay. 还
- 一个也没了 None 那就表现的像你有一样 Act like you have bullets, then.
- 我们该走了 We gotta go! 我们得等我女儿 We have to wait for pudding!
- 给你 拿着这个 -好的 Here, take this. Okay. 我是想给你挡个子弹的 伙计 I tried to take a bullet for you, man. 但是你没挡住 Yeah. But you didn't. 但是我试了 重要的是想法 But I tried. It's the thought that matters. 不是
- 掩护我 我要跑远一点 Cover me. I'm gonna go long. 好的 Okay.
- 拜 拜 终结者！ Bye-bye, Terminator!
- 嘿！从我直升机上滚下去 Hey! Get off of my chopper! 你能把他晃下来么？ Can you shake him off? 我来抓你了 草泥马！ I'm coming for you, motherfucker! 快点 把驾驶杆前后摆动 Ghost: Come on, just wiggle the stick back and
- 他就一只手在飞机上了 He's only got one arm! 我用一只胳膊就能打你的老二 I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
- 把他晃下来！晃下来！ Shake him off! Shake him off! 别像个娘儿们！ Don't be a pussy!
- 我嘞个草 Holy shit! 我做到了 Schmidt: I did it! 我他妈看起来就像个坏蛋！ I look so fucking badass! 哦 天啊 你飞起来了 Oh, my God, you flew! 太疯狂了 This is crazy! 你飞跃了 伙计 You made the leap, man! 你为啥要这
- 我抓到你了！ -我操 Schimidt！ I got you! Shit! Schmidt! 我抓到你了！ I got you! 你救了我的命！ You saved my life!
- 我刚刚意识到 I just realized something. 你没有拖我后腿 伙计 You don't hold me down, man. 你提升了我 You lift me up. 从里到外都是 Literally and figuratively. 是 我知道 我知道双重意义上 Yeah, I know. I meant both. 你
- 是这个么？ -那是我的老二 Is that it? That's my dick. 那是什么？ What about that? 那也是我的弟弟 That's my dick also.
- 为什么硬了啊？ Why is it hard? 我现在肾上腺素分泌太多了！ I have so much adrenaline right now! 是这个么？ -你把我挠痒了 Jenko: Is that it? (Laughing) You're tickling me. 我找不到！ I can't find it! 就是这个！ 抓
- 好耶！ Yes! 不 我把它放嘴里了 No, I got it in my mouth. 扔的时候说点酷的！ Say something cool when you throw it! 一 二 三 One, two, three! 来点酷的！ Something cool!
- 他们掉下去了！ They're gone!
- 我感觉太... Oh, I feel so...
- 你知道么？ You know what? 他们应该在一起 That's who he should be with, man.
- 啥？ What? 嘿 你刚刚扔手榴弹的时候说了啥？ Hey, what'd you say when you threw the grenade up there? 我说：来点酷的 (Laughs) I said, "something cool." 你说什么？ What did you say? 就是 “来点酷的” -不是 但是你说
- 我没想到春假会这么没劲 I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky. 相当恶心 It's pretty gross. 我们太老受不了这些垃圾了 Man, we're getting too old for this shit. 我过了玩这些的年纪了 We started off too old for this
- 你说的没错 (Chuckling) You ain't lying about that.
- 伙计 对于胳膊中枪的事 Dude, we're even about the arm thing, okay? Right?
- 这一次 是外国交换学生 This time, foreign exchange students. 牛叉 -耶 Awesome. Yes! 在俄罗斯 In Russia.
- 回见 Do svidanya. 伏特加苏打水 Vodka soda.
- 下一个任务 海上学期 Next assignment. A semester at sea.
- 你们俩混小子要去烹饪学校 You two sons of bitches are going to culinary school. 这个馅饼里有芯片 There's a microchip in this empanada. 传统家庭食谱 Old family recipe. 保守秘密最好的地方 Best to keep it a secret.
- 新任务... New assignment... 队长 你有没有觉得schmidt不一样了 Cap, does schmidt look any different to you?
- 没有 这就是schmidt Dickson: No. That's schmidt. 我不知道你在说些什么 伙计 I don't know what you're talking about, man. 他跟以前一样 He look exactly the same to me. 我戴了新眼镜 I got new glasses. 是啊 他就是戴了新眼
- 我们开干吧 schmidt Let's do this, schmidt. 好 就像我们一直做的一样 Jenkins Yeah. Just like we always do, Jenkins. 是jenko - 抱歉 (Whispering) It's jenko. Sorry.
- 真的 真的很高兴你回来 schmidt I'm really, really glad you're back, schmidt. 你在说什么? 什么合同纠纷? What are you talking about? What contract dispute? 我一直在这 I've been here the whole time.
- 他妈的给我闭嘴 Dickson: Man, shut the fuck up. 飞行学院怎么样？ How about a flight academy?
- 卧底就要酷一点 Undercover just got a whole lot sexier.
- 你们是龙虎局的是吧？ You're jump street, right? 你他妈怎么知道的 Yeah. How the fuck do you know that? 我是booker I'm booker. 哦 你是个传奇人物 Oh, shit. Man, you're a legend.
- 交通学院 Traffic school! 军事学院 Military school. 潜水训练班 Scuba class. 舞蹈学院 Dance academy. 好耶 Yes. 总算是一个超赞的了 Finally something I'm amazing at.
- ¶ Your friends'll be there when your back is to the wall ¶ you'll find you need us ¶ 'cause there's no one else to call 你们俩混小子要去电子游戏里去 dickson: You sons of bitches is gonna be in a video game.
- 让我们爆了这些东西 Schmidt: Let's blow shit up. 龙虎风格 Jenko: Jump street style. ¶ We out of control all over the place ¶ and somebody gotta put it to a stop, quick ¶ out on the road all up in your face 准
- ¶ They're the jump street and 'bout to jump up in your ass ¶ this the special unit that's designed to keep it quiet ¶ we infiltrate the dealers and we find the damn suppliers ¶ don't need permissio
- ¶ wait, we just here trying to find us ¶ schmidt went lookin', till he found love ¶ got his life sweet, bon appetit ¶ spring break, bitch, throw a party on the beach ¶ shit did change, but all tha
- 来点酷的 both: Something cool!
- 后面还有 ¶ we're gonna live forever
- ¶ we're gonna live forever ¶ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ¶ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ¶ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for
- ¶ yeah, me and my homie this is aye ¶ and it's going down like a fire drill ¶ came a long way, now we part here ¶ and we still running shit, call it diarrhea ¶ coming up together like them good fe
- ¶ life of the party, patron and bacardi ¶ get faded, get sloppy, and all up in that chick's body ¶ came up with the people that's real ¶ ticket to the meal ¶ now like it, we all together ¶ that's
- ¶ we're gonna live forever ¶ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ¶ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ¶ we're gonna live forever
- ¶ we're gonna live forever ¶ yeah
- Eric 你醒着的吗？ Eric, are you awake?
Movie Cast
Schmidt - Jonah Hill
Jenko - Channing Tatum
The Ghost - Peter Stormare
Zook - Wyatt Russell
Maya - Amber Stevens West
Mercedes - Jillian Bell
Captain Dickson - Ice Cube
Keith Yang - Keith Lucas
Kenny Yang - Kenneth Lucas
Deputy Chief Hardy - Nick Offerman
Rooster - Jimmy Tatro
Annie Schmidt - Caroline Aaron
Spencer - Craig Roberts
Dr. Murphy - Marc Evan Jackson
David Schmidt - Joe Chrest
Scarface - Eddie J. Fernandez
Jr. Jr. - Rye Rye
Delroy - Johnny Pemberton
Roman - Stanley Wong
Zack - Dax Flame
Spring Break DJ - Diplo
Stoned-Looking Kid - Tyler Forrest
University of Internet Professor - John Bostic
Booker - Richard Grieco
Vietnamese Jesus - Dustin Nguyen
Improv Student - Ian Hoch
Improv Student - Kate Adair
Waiter - Drew Cross
Girl in Bathroom - Katrina Despain
Tattoo Artist - Oscar Gale
Slam Poet (as Janeline Condez Hayes) - Janeline Hayes
Slam Poet - Jackie Bohne
Rathskellar Host - Jason Richard Allan Foster
Boy at the Pond - Toby Nichols
Mustached Goon - Toby Holguin
Library Goon - Eddie Perez
Drunk Beach Fight Girl - Mickey Facchinello
Spring Break Student - Tom Ventura
Spring Break Student - Brian Schacter
Spring Break Student - Sam Schweikert
Spring Break Student - Jack Maloney
Parent - Angela Abadie
Parent - Rachel Acuna
Fraternity Pledge - Adam Alvarez
Sorority Girl - Vanessa Amaya
Fraternity Pledge - Michael David Anderson
Driver on Bridge - Chris Angerdina
Precinct Cop - John L. Armijo
Mcs Coach - H. Jon Benjamin
College Student - Eric Berris
Beach Babe - Libby Blanton
Cheerleader - Sarah Boyle
MCPD Officer - Renaldo Brady
Art Student - Emanuel Brooks
Detective - Tom Bui
Student - Gustavo Cardozo
Girl in Bathroom - Amber Carollo
College Student - Rebecca Collins
Student - Shakeya Connor
Student in the Van - Ramiro 'Ramir' Delgado Ruiz
College / Frat Guy - Michael Dendy
Local Mexican - Blas Sien Diaz
Tourist - Eddie Eniel
Anna (30 Jump Street: Flight Academy) - Anna Faris
Painted Football Fan - Joseph Fischer
Spring Breaker Arrested - Guillermo Fornaris
'Previously' Narrator / Football Announcer (voice) - Will Forte
Eric Molson - Dave Franco
Waiter - Rudy Franklin
Spring Breaker - Julián Garnik
Fan - Juan Gaspard
Lamborghini Owner - Kurt Grossi
Professor - Lyle R. Guidroz
Culinary School Villain - Bill Hader
Officer Parker - Gene Kevin Hames Jr.
Inmate #1 - Christopher Heskey
Football Official - Dakota Hill
Sorority Girl - Hannah Hope Holt
Party Crasher - Charlie Hulse
Football game spectator - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Football Fan - Allyson Leigh Jordan
Beach Babe - Skyler Joy
End Credits Boy - Adam Karchmer
Gridiron Player - Meade Kincke
Cupcake Wilson - Kurt Krause
Mexican Thug - Joshua Lamboy
Mc State Parent / Football Fan - Cynthia LeBlanc
Mc State Parent / Football Fan - Elton LeBlanc
Maya's Friend - Jaci LeJeune
Frat Brother - Sedric Mason
Football Fan - Jacqueline Harris Matherne
Student - Ashlyn McEvers
Streaker - Quintin McKemie II
Student / Fan / Partier - Anna Medley
Explosion Onlooker - Keila Michelle
Blue Bills Head Coach - David Stephen Mitchell
Assistant Coach - Jesse Moore
Springbreaker - Natalia-Christabelle
MC State Professor - Patton Oswalt
Spring Breaker - Jean Pierre Prats
Mrs. Dickson - Queen Latifah
Nightclub Partier - Philippe Radelet
Spring Breaker / College Student - Angela Ramsey
College Student / Spring Breaker - Anthony Ramsey
Football Fan - Lisa Raziano
Parent - Gus Rhodes
Detective - Edwin Richardson
Mr. Walters - Rob Riggle
Morton Schmidt - Seth Rogen
Football Referee - Jeff Sanders
Professor - Plynlymmon Sanguis
Wasted Spring Breaker - Larissa Santiago
Football Fan - William Schaff
Cool Fraternity Dad - Robert Segari
Campus Security #1 - Carl Singleton
Home Team Football Player - Dereck Seven Smith
Tattoo Artist - Stefan Solea
Extra - Franchesca Soto
Parent - Anne Speed
Fan - Sean Stevens
Spring Breaker Taping Arrest - Denise Sweet
Constuction Supervisor - John Teal Jr.
1st Asian gangster (23 Jump Street: Medical School) - Steve Terada
Spring Breaker - Valerie Torres
Parent - Joshua Tran
Dad - Joseph Uzzell
Football Player - Donald Watkins
Jump Street Detective - Stephen Daniel Wayne
Fan - Douglas Wilcox II
Girl at football game - Lucy Williams
Extra - Sierra Williams
Commissioner Adam Fuller - Steven Williams
Stadium Fan - Skyler Wilson
Quarterback Coach - Michael Wozniak
Campus Security #2 - Jesse Yarborough
MCS Coach - Don Yesso
Officer - Andre Allen Young
Detective - Ahmed Zakzouk