"22 Jump Street" quotes

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.
Director: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Writer: Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel, Rodney Rothman
Production: N/A
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $191,719,337
Released: 13 Jun 2014
Awards: 7 wins & 25 nominations
59 Clips
Cast
Schmidt - Jonah Hill
Jenko - Channing Tatum
The Ghost - Peter Stormare
Zook - Wyatt Russell
Maya - Amber Stevens West
Mercedes - Jillian Bell
Captain Dickson - Ice Cube
Keith Yang - Keith Lucas
Kenny Yang - Kenneth Lucas
Deputy Chief Hardy - Nick Offerman
Rooster - Jimmy Tatro
Annie Schmidt - Caroline Aaron
Spencer - Craig Roberts
Dr. Murphy - Marc Evan Jackson
David Schmidt - Joe Chrest
Scarface - Eddie J. Fernandez
Jr. Jr. - Rye Rye
Delroy - Johnny Pemberton
Roman - Stanley Wong
Zack - Dax Flame
Spring Break DJ - Diplo
Stoned-Looking Kid - Tyler Forrest
University of Internet Professor - John Bostic
Booker - Richard Grieco
Vietnamese Jesus - Dustin Nguyen
Improv Student - Ian Hoch
Improv Student - Kate Adair
Waiter - Drew Cross
Girl in Bathroom - Katrina Despain
Tattoo Artist - Oscar Gale
Slam Poet (as Janeline Condez Hayes) - Janeline Hayes
Slam Poet - Jackie Bohne
Rathskellar Host - Jason Richard Allan Foster
Boy at the Pond - Toby Nichols
Mustached Goon - Toby Holguin
Library Goon - Eddie Perez
Drunk Beach Fight Girl - Mickey Facchinello
Spring Break Student - Tom Ventura
Spring Break Student - Brian Schacter
Spring Break Student - Sam Schweikert
Spring Break Student - Jack Maloney
Parent - Angela Abadie
Parent - Rachel Acuna
Fraternity Pledge - Adam Alvarez
Sorority Girl - Vanessa Amaya
Fraternity Pledge - Michael David Anderson
Driver on Bridge - Chris Angerdina
Precinct Cop - John L. Armijo
Mcs Coach - H. Jon Benjamin
College Student - Eric Berris
Beach Babe - Libby Blanton
Cheerleader - Sarah Boyle
MCPD Officer - Renaldo Brady
Art Student - Emanuel Brooks
Detective - Tom Bui
Student - Gustavo Cardozo
Girl in Bathroom - Amber Carollo
College Student - Rebecca Collins
Student - Shakeya Connor
Student in the Van - Ramiro 'Ramir' Delgado Ruiz
College / Frat Guy - Michael Dendy
Local Mexican - Blas Sien Diaz
Tourist - Eddie Eniel
Anna (30 Jump Street: Flight Academy) - Anna Faris
Painted Football Fan - Joseph Fischer
Spring Breaker Arrested - Guillermo Fornaris
'Previously' Narrator / Football Announcer (voice) - Will Forte
Eric Molson - Dave Franco
Waiter - Rudy Franklin
Spring Breaker - Julián Garnik
Fan - Juan Gaspard
Lamborghini Owner - Kurt Grossi
Professor - Lyle R. Guidroz
Culinary School Villain - Bill Hader
Officer Parker - Gene Kevin Hames Jr.
Inmate #1 - Christopher Heskey
Football Official - Dakota Hill
Sorority Girl - Hannah Hope Holt
Party Crasher - Charlie Hulse
Football game spectator - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Football Fan - Allyson Leigh Jordan
Beach Babe - Skyler Joy
End Credits Boy - Adam Karchmer
Gridiron Player - Meade Kincke
Cupcake Wilson - Kurt Krause
Mexican Thug - Joshua Lamboy
Mc State Parent / Football Fan - Cynthia LeBlanc
Mc State Parent / Football Fan - Elton LeBlanc
Maya's Friend - Jaci LeJeune
Frat Brother - Sedric Mason
Football Fan - Jacqueline Harris Matherne
Student - Ashlyn McEvers
Streaker - Quintin McKemie II
Student / Fan / Partier - Anna Medley
Explosion Onlooker - Keila Michelle
Blue Bills Head Coach - David Stephen Mitchell
Assistant Coach - Jesse Moore
Springbreaker - Natalia-Christabelle
MC State Professor - Patton Oswalt
Spring Breaker - Jean Pierre Prats
Mrs. Dickson - Queen Latifah
Nightclub Partier - Philippe Radelet
Spring Breaker / College Student - Angela Ramsey
College Student / Spring Breaker - Anthony Ramsey
Football Fan - Lisa Raziano
Parent - Gus Rhodes
Detective - Edwin Richardson
Mr. Walters - Rob Riggle
Morton Schmidt - Seth Rogen
Football Referee - Jeff Sanders
Professor - Plynlymmon Sanguis
Wasted Spring Breaker - Larissa Santiago
Football Fan - William Schaff
Cool Fraternity Dad - Robert Segari
Campus Security #1 - Carl Singleton
Home Team Football Player - Dereck Seven Smith
Tattoo Artist - Stefan Solea
Extra - Franchesca Soto
Parent - Anne Speed
Fan - Sean Stevens
Spring Breaker Taping Arrest - Denise Sweet
Constuction Supervisor - John Teal Jr.
1st Asian gangster (23 Jump Street: Medical School) - Steve Terada
Spring Breaker - Valerie Torres
Parent - Joshua Tran
Dad - Joseph Uzzell
Football Player - Donald Watkins
Jump Street Detective - Stephen Daniel Wayne
Fan - Douglas Wilcox II
Girl at football game - Lucy Williams
Extra - Sierra Williams
Commissioner Adam Fuller - Steven Williams
Stadium Fan - Skyler Wilson
Quarterback Coach - Michael Wozniak
Campus Security #2 - Jesse Yarborough
MCS Coach - Don Yesso
Officer - Andre Allen Young
Detective - Ahmed Zakzouk