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"22 Jump Street" quotes

22 Jump Street poster
After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.

Director: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Writer: Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel, Rodney Rothman
Production: N/A
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $191,719,337
Released: 13 Jun 2014
Awards: 7 wins & 25 nominations

59 Clips

We're talking missionary - 22 Jump Street 00:04
We're talking missionary
New assignment - 22 Jump Street 00:16
New assignment
Let's do this schmidt - 22 Jump Street 00:08
Let's do this schmidt
Holy shit he's good - 22 Jump Street 00:10
Holy shit he's good
There's a microchip in this empanada - 22 Jump Street 00:10
There's a microchip in this empanada
Undercover just got a whole lot sexier - 22 Jump Street 00:05
Undercover just got a whole lot sexier
JIM And a surprise start today - 22 Jump Street 00:08
JIM And a surprise start today
It's 2014 asshole - 22 Jump Street 00:07
It's 2014 asshole
Or I should apologize for uh - 22 Jump Street 00:24
Or I should apologize for uh
And you're like oh my gosh I'm alone - 22 Jump Street 00:04
And you're like oh my gosh I'm alone
If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman - 22 Jump Street 00:04
If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman
This time foreign exchange students - 22 Jump Street 00:06
This time foreign exchange students
Mr mcquaid - 22 Jump Street 00:05
Mr mcquaid
Do the same thing as last time everyone's happy - 22 Jump Street 00:06
Do the same thing as last time everyone's happy
Fuck you doves - 22 Jump Street 00:03
Fuck you doves
Hey guess what - 22 Jump Street 00:15
Hey guess what
Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf - 22 Jump Street 00:06
Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf
Hey listen there's a grenade in my shorts - 22 Jump Street 00:21
Hey listen there's a grenade in my shorts
I'm really really glad you're back schmidt - 22 Jump Street 00:11
I'm really really glad you're back schmidt
I'm sorry he took one human sexuality class - 22 Jump Street 00:05
I'm sorry he took one human sexuality class
This is so boring No one's getting shot - 22 Jump Street 00:11
This is so boring No one's getting shot
That doesn't sound anything like me - 22 Jump Street 00:12
That doesn't sound anything like me
Say something cool when you throw it - 22 Jump Street 00:09
Say something cool when you throw it
Slam poetry - 22 Jump Street 00:36
Slam poetry
SCHMIDT I just want to say that - 22 Jump Street 00:24
SCHMIDT I just want to say that
I'm your best night - 22 Jump Street 00:05
I'm your best night
Jenko what are you doing JENKO Oh fuck you - 22 Jump Street 00:20
Jenko what are you doing JENKO Oh fuck you
How do you know this person - 22 Jump Street 00:09
How do you know this person
Now gentlemen we're not gonna sit here and pretend - 22 Jump Street 00:36
Now gentlemen we're not gonna sit here and pretend
We jump street and we about to jump in yo' ass - 22 Jump Street 00:08
We jump street and we about to jump in yo' ass
Fuck a 21 jump street and fuck a Korean Jesus - 22 Jump Street 00:20
Fuck a 21 jump street and fuck a Korean Jesus
How did you two meet - 22 Jump Street 00:30
How did you two meet
Yo sleepy What's up homie - 22 Jump Street 00:23
Yo sleepy What's up homie
Is that it - 22 Jump Street 00:43
Is that it
I'm talking  missionary - 22 Jump Street 00:12
I'm talking missionary
I'm your best ni - 22 Jump Street 00:15
I'm your best ni
I should apologize for - 22 Jump Street 00:57
I should apologize for
He like the Mexican wolverine - 22 Jump Street 00:26
He like the Mexican wolverine
Guess what - 22 Jump Street 00:19
Guess what
Foreign exchange students - 22 Jump Street 00:12
Foreign exchange students
Do the same thing as last time - 22 Jump Street 00:17
Do the same thing as last time
Did you get Mercedes - 22 Jump Street 00:17
Did you get Mercedes
Covalent Bonds - 22 Jump Street 00:10
Covalent Bonds
Close your eyes and tell me who's talking - 22 Jump Street 00:26
Close your eyes and tell me who's talking
Are you awake - 22 Jump Street 00:10
Are you awake
All by myself - 22 Jump Street 00:53
All by myself
Captain gets to punch you in the face - 22 Jump Street 01:11
Captain gets to punch you in the face
You can't fucking use 'faggot' - 22 Jump Street 00:19
You can't fucking use 'faggot'
What the fuck - 22 Jump Street 00:22
What the fuck
What are you talking about - 22 Jump Street 00:39
What are you talking about
What are you doing - 22 Jump Street 01:00
What are you doing
We Jump Street - 22 Jump Street 00:20
We Jump Street
Waving my hands a LOT - 22 Jump Street 00:52
Waving my hands a LOT
This is so boring - 22 Jump Street 00:28
This is so boring
This is bullshit - 22 Jump Street 01:07
This is bullshit
Something cool - 22 Jump Street 00:17
Something cool
REALLY hard - 22 Jump Street 00:58
REALLY hard
Pretend there's not a big ass elephant in the room - 22 Jump Street 02:30
Pretend there's not a big ass elephant in the room
Korean Jesus is right there - 22 Jump Street 00:50
Korean Jesus is right there

Cast

Schmidt - Jonah Hill
The Ghost - Peter Stormare
Mercedes - Jillian Bell
Captain Dickson - Ice Cube
Keith Yang - Keith Lucas
Kenny Yang - Kenneth Lucas
Deputy Chief Hardy - Nick Offerman
Rooster - Jimmy Tatro
Annie Schmidt - Caroline Aaron
Spencer - Craig Roberts
Dr. Murphy - Marc Evan Jackson
David Schmidt - Joe Chrest
Jr. Jr. - Rye Rye
Roman - Stanley Wong
Zack - Dax Flame
Spring Break DJ - Diplo
Stoned-Looking Kid - Tyler Forrest
University of Internet Professor - John Bostic
Vietnamese Jesus - Dustin Nguyen
Improv Student - Ian Hoch
Improv Student - Kate Adair
Waiter - Drew Cross
Girl in Bathroom - Katrina Despain
Tattoo Artist - Oscar Gale
Slam Poet (as Janeline Condez Hayes) - Janeline Hayes
Slam Poet - Jackie Bohne
Rathskellar Host - Jason Richard Allan Foster
Boy at the Pond - Toby Nichols
Mustached Goon - Toby Holguin
Library Goon - Eddie Perez
Drunk Beach Fight Girl - Mickey Facchinello
Spring Break Student - Tom Ventura
Spring Break Student - Brian Schacter
Spring Break Student - Sam Schweikert
Spring Break Student - Jack Maloney
Parent - Angela Abadie
Parent - Rachel Acuna
Fraternity Pledge - Adam Alvarez
Sorority Girl - Vanessa Amaya
Fraternity Pledge - Michael David Anderson
Driver on Bridge - Chris Angerdina
Precinct Cop - John L. Armijo
Mcs Coach - H. Jon Benjamin
College Student - Eric Berris
Beach Babe - Libby Blanton
Cheerleader - Sarah Boyle
MCPD Officer - Renaldo Brady
Art Student - Emanuel Brooks
Detective - Tom Bui
Student - Gustavo Cardozo
Girl in Bathroom - Amber Carollo
College Student - Rebecca Collins
Student - Shakeya Connor
Student in the Van - Ramiro 'Ramir' Delgado Ruiz
College / Frat Guy - Michael Dendy
Local Mexican - Blas Sien Diaz
Tourist - Eddie Eniel
Anna (30 Jump Street: Flight Academy) - Anna Faris
Painted Football Fan - Joseph Fischer
Spring Breaker Arrested - Guillermo Fornaris
'Previously' Narrator / Football Announcer (voice) - Will Forte
Eric Molson - Dave Franco
Waiter - Rudy Franklin
Spring Breaker - Julián Garnik
Lamborghini Owner - Kurt Grossi
Professor - Lyle R. Guidroz
Culinary School Villain - Bill Hader
Officer Parker - Gene Kevin Hames Jr.
Inmate #1 - Christopher Heskey
Football Official - Dakota Hill
Sorority Girl - Hannah Hope Holt
Party Crasher - Charlie Hulse
Football game spectator - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Football Fan - Allyson Leigh Jordan
Beach Babe - Skyler Joy
End Credits Boy - Adam Karchmer
Gridiron Player - Meade Kincke
Cupcake Wilson - Kurt Krause
Mexican Thug - Joshua Lamboy
Mc State Parent / Football Fan - Cynthia LeBlanc
Mc State Parent / Football Fan - Elton LeBlanc
Maya's Friend - Jaci LeJeune
Frat Brother - Sedric Mason
Student - Ashlyn McEvers
Student / Fan / Partier - Anna Medley
Explosion Onlooker - Keila Michelle
Blue Bills Head Coach - David Stephen Mitchell
Assistant Coach - Jesse Moore
Springbreaker - Natalia-Christabelle
MC State Professor - Patton Oswalt
Spring Breaker - Jean Pierre Prats
Mrs. Dickson - Queen Latifah
Nightclub Partier - Philippe Radelet
Spring Breaker / College Student - Angela Ramsey
College Student / Spring Breaker - Anthony Ramsey
Football Fan - Lisa Raziano
Parent - Gus Rhodes
Detective - Edwin Richardson
Mr. Walters - Rob Riggle
Morton Schmidt - Seth Rogen
Football Referee - Jeff Sanders
Professor - Plynlymmon Sanguis
Wasted Spring Breaker - Larissa Santiago
Football Fan - William Schaff
Cool Fraternity Dad - Robert Segari
Campus Security #1 - Carl Singleton
Home Team Football Player - Dereck Seven Smith
Tattoo Artist - Stefan Solea
Parent - Anne Speed
Spring Breaker Taping Arrest - Denise Sweet
Constuction Supervisor - John Teal Jr.
1st Asian gangster (23 Jump Street: Medical School) - Steve Terada
Spring Breaker - Valerie Torres
Parent - Joshua Tran
Football Player - Donald Watkins
Jump Street Detective - Stephen Daniel Wayne
Girl at football game - Lucy Williams
Commissioner Adam Fuller - Steven Williams
Stadium Fan - Skyler Wilson
Quarterback Coach - Michael Wozniak
Campus Security #2 - Jesse Yarborough
MCS Coach - Don Yesso
Detective - Ahmed Zakzouk