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Hey listen there's a grenade in my shortsCan you reach itYou gotta go in from underneathOh shitIs that it That's my dickWhat about thatThat's my dick alsoSchmidt yellsWhy is it hardI have so much

I'm so full of adrenalin right now!

22 Jump Street • 2014

Schmidt:
There's a grenade in my shorts, can you reach it? Go in from underneath!Jenko:Oh, shit! Is that it?Schmidt:No, That's my dick!Jenko:What about that?Schmidt:That's my dick also!Jenko:Why is it hard?Schmidt:I'm so full of adrenalin right now!

Full Transcript

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Hey listen there's a grenade in my shorts

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Can you reach it

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You gotta go in from underneath

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Oh shit

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Is that it That's my dick

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What about that

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That's my dick also

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Schmidt yells

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Why is it hard

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I have so much adrenaline right now

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Tolong jangan menatap dengan aneh

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Schmidt

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Kemari lah lepaskan aku

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Bangun bajingan Pekerjaan parkir yang bagus

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Persetan Aku akan segera kembali Aku harus pergi Aku akan segera kembali Maaf

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Schmidt bajingan Kemari

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Слушай в шортах граната

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Достанешь

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Надо в штанину руку засунуть

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Блин

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Она Это мой хер

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А это

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Тоже он

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А чё он стоит

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Прилив адреналина сильный

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Она Ты меня щекочешь

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Sí Pero no lo hiciste

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Pero lo intenté Es el pensamiento lo que importa

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No no es el pensamiento que cuenta

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Es jodidamente teniendo la bala

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Cúbreme Me voy a ir de largo

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Bueno

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Clicks

Available in 5 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

645

Timestamp in Movie

01:38:47

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Original Film,MRC,LStar Capital,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,75 Year Plan Productions,Storyville Films,JHF Productions,33andOut Productions

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Movie Summary

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.

Actors

Schmidt

Jenko