Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!
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Mrs. Dickson:
So, how did you and Doug meet?Maya:We met at a party and then he Stalked me to my dorm room.Captain Dickson:Stalked you? And then what happened?Maya:Then, we hung out and watched a movie.Maya: Actually, we watched it a couple times.Captain Dickson:This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?Schmidt:Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!
So, how did you and Doug meet?Maya:We met at a party and then he Stalked me to my dorm room.Captain Dickson:Stalked you? And then what happened?Maya:Then, we hung out and watched a movie.Maya: Actually, we watched it a couple times.Captain Dickson:This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?Schmidt:Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!
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How did you two meet
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Oh I love meet cute stories
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We met at a poetry slam
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and then he stalked me back to my dorm room
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Stalked her Oh that's so beautiful
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Then what happened
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And then we hung out and we watched a movie
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Actually we watched it a couple times
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This is bullshit
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This fucking waiter
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What can a black man do to get some water around here
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Give the fucking guy some water
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He's black He's been through a lot
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Movie Summary
After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.
