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I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky

Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, schmidt.Stop dicking around. Hey, cap.Congratulations, you two....

22 Jump Street • 2014

I didn't expectspring break to bethis stinky. It's pretty gross. Man, we're gettingtoo old for this shit. We started offtoo old for this shit. You ain't lyingabout that. Dude, we're evenabout the arm thing,okay? Right? What? What doyou want to do? Don't move.Fuck. All right. Just get it over with,all right?Don't move. One...Just graze my arm. I don't want youto hit the bone....Two, three. Fuck! Fuck!Shit! Oh, my God,are you all right?Shit! Why, man? Why am I alwaysgetting hurt around you? Jenko, what are you doing?Jenko:Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, schmidt.Stop dicking around. Hey, cap.Congratulations, you two. You managed toun-fuck up the situationyou originally fucked up. Thanks. I wish you canun-fuck my daughter, but I'm gonna letthat be the past. Now, for your next mission, you two sons of bitchesare going to medical school. What?

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I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky

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It's pretty gross

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Man we're getting too old for this shit

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We started off too old for this shit

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Chuckling You ain't lying about that

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Dude we're even about the arm thing okay Right

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What What do you want to do Laughs

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Don't move Fuck All right

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Just get it over with all right Don't move

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One Just graze my arm

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I don't want you to hit the bone Two

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three Bullet ricochets

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Fuck Fuck Shit

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Oh my God are you all right Shit

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Why man Why am I always getting hurt around you

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Jenko what are you doing Jenko Oh fuck you

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Fuck you schmidt Stop dicking around

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Hey cap Congratulations you two

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You managed to un fuck up the situation you originally fucked up

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Thanks

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I wish you can un fuck my daughter

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but I'm gonna let that be the past

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Now for your next mission

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you two sons of bitches are going to medical school

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What

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Yelling Guns firing

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Ta fille et moi on parle beaucoup et on s'aime bien

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Elle a toutes tes bonnes qualités Je tire

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Non Je te traverse l'épaule je lui transperce le cœur

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Je vais tirer Ou moi je tire

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On tire en même temps Personne ne tire

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Vas y Maya Merde

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Vous avez le droit Non laisse va chercher le fantôme sur le toit

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Tu t'en sors bien avec les menottes ma chérie

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Toutes ces putains de marches

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Arrête c'est moi Bien t'as eu Mercedes

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Ich drück jetzt ab

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Drücken Sie nicht ab

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Durch deine Schulter treff ich sie in die Brust

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Tun Sie's nicht

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Ich tu's

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Ich kann abdrücken Keiner

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drückt vor mir ab Gleichzeitig

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Keiner drückt ab

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Halt halt halt

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Jetzt Maya

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Was

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Scheiße

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Du hast das Recht

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Nein ich mach das

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Der Geist ist auf dem Dach

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Alles klar Ich mach schon

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Was glotzt du

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Gute Handschellentechnik Kleines

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Nie wieder Treppen

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Ich bin's

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Hast du Mercedes erwischt

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Ja Ich ganz allein

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Echt

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So ziemlich allein Na gut

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Mungkin bagi mu ini nyaman Bagi ku ini hal yang paling tidak nyaman

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Kau berikan aku kesempatan memukul mu di wajah

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Oke Dan kita kembali berkelahi

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Dan kita menganggap ini tidak pernah terjadi sejak lama

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Чё т я не думал что Весенний Отрыв будет так вонять

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Мерзенько

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Мы становимся слишком стары для этого дерьма

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Мы слишком старыми начали это дерьмо

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Тут ты прав

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Чувак с рукой мы квиты Лады Да

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Чё Что ты хочешь сделать

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Стой Бля ладно

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Только давай быстрее ладно Ни с места

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Раз Только давай легонько

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Не хочу чтобы кость задел два

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три

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Бля Сука Чёрт

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Блин ты как нормально Чёрт

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Пчоему Почему всегда ранят только меня

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Дженко ты чё делаешь Ай да пошёл ты на хуй

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Иди ты на хуй Шмидт Хорош хернёй маяться

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Здрасьте кэп Поздравляю

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Вы умудрились восстановить свою проёбанную репутационную плеву

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Спасибо

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Жаль что проёбанную плеву моей дочери ты не восстановишь

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но ладно забыть и забить

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Так для выполнения следующего задания

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вы жопошники двигаете на медфак

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Чё ЖИВЕЙ ЖИВЕЙ

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Me di cuenta de algo

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Tu no me sujetan hombre

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Usted me levantas

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literalmente y en sentido figurado

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Sí lo sé Quise decir tanto

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No me arrastra hacia abajo o bien hombre

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Quiero decir excepto en estos momentos

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Usted me está arrastrando hacia abajo Eres muy pesado

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Oye escucha hay una granada en mis pantalones cortos

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Se puede llegar a él

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Tienes que ir en desde abajo

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Oh mierda

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Eso es todo Esa es mi polla

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Qué pasa con eso

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Esa es mi polla también

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Schmidt grita

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Por qué es difícil

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Tengo tanto adrenalina en estos momentos

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Eso es todo Tú me haces cosquillas

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Yo no lo encuentro

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Eso es todo Datos básicos del tiempo

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Sí

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No lo tengo en mi boca

Available in 6 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

49

Timestamp in Movie

01:41:05

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Original Film,MRC,LStar Capital,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,75 Year Plan Productions,Storyville Films,JHF Productions,33andOut Productions

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Movie Summary

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.