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Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something

Jenko! Jesus Christ! Dude, the brakesare out.What? Get the fuckout of the way! You gotta...

22 Jump Street • 2014

Listen, schmidt,I gotta tell you something. I got offered a scholarship to play footballhere next year. And zook said I couldroom with him, you know, so I was thinking thatI could do that, maybe. What? You can't be a cop and stay hereand play footballwith zook. No, look, I know, okay?It's just... There's no frictionwith me and zook.We're the same. Do you want out?If you want out, just say it. No, I don't want out, okay? It's just, when I'mon the football field and I'm diving for a pass,I feel like I can fly. All right?And when I'm with you, it just feels likeyou hold me down. I just wish youcould fly with me. Bob: And the statesmen win, 34-14. Jim:And there go the fans onto the field. Schmidt: Jenko! Jesus Christ! Dude, the brakesare out.What? Get the fuckout of the way! You gotta jump.You gotta jump,jump, jump!

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Listen schmidt I gotta tell you something

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I got offered a scholarship

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to play football here next year

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And zook said I could room with him you know

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so I was thinking that I could do that maybe

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What You can't be a cop

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and stay here and play football with zook

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No look I know okay It's just

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There's no friction with me and zook We're the same

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Do you want out If you want out just say it

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No I don't want out okay

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It's just when I'm on the football field

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and I'm diving for a pass I feel like I can fly

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All right And when I'm with you

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it just feels like you hold me down

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I just wish you could fly with me

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Bob And the statesmen win 34 14

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All cheering Jim And there go the fans onto the field

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Tires screeching

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All groaning

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Schmidt Jenko

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Jesus Christ

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Dude the brakes are out What

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Get the fuck out of the way

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You gotta jump You gotta jump jump jump

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Ah oui euh OK j'arrive Tu me lâches pas comme ça

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Faut préserver ma couverture tu t'en sortiras je reviens dans 2h

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Hé C'est bon

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Vérifiez vos numéros

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C'est là tu pourrais être à l'heure si l'opération t'intéresse

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Quelle merde dans le temps on dealait normalement

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Y'a le fantôme à la bib Quelle merde

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C'est parti

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McQuaid et Haythe se croisent une ruse

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Seht euch den Dreck an

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Was wurde eigentlich aus

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normalen Drogen Was will der hier

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DER GEIST IST HIER

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Sind das Weingummis

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Dreck

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McQuaid kreuzt hinter dem Quarterback

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Eine Finte Da ist einer so gut wie der andere

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McQuaid wirft die Linie entlang zu Haythe

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Er hält ihn fest für den Touchdown

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Sie sind aus dem gleichen Holz Aber sie sind kein Holz sondern echte

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Footballer

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IGNORIERST DU MICH

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Freunde der M C State

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hier ist euer Dynamisches Duo

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Mein Bruder braucht mich wieder

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Du Loyalität ist schon geil

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Tolle Sache und klar er ist dein Bruder

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Kawan kau hebat sekali Kau lihat ini Dia adalah calon mertuamu

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Sial Oh Tuhanku

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Dengarkan itu

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Kau tidak bilang bahwa putrimu juga kuliah disana

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Hal yang aneh aku tidak membunuhmu

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Kawan kau tahu Kapten ingin memukul wajahmu sekali sangat keras sekali

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Aku punya sesuatu yang lebih menyenangkan

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Kau tahu rasanya itu seperti apa Kau tidak akan merasakan apapun setelah itu

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Kau harus menghentikan semua ini Karena ini adalah hal yang tidak menyenangkan

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Kita punya masalah lebih besar Tidak ada lagi pengiriman dana

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Apa Kenapa seperti itu

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Kenapa dengan itu Yeah itu tidak sesuai menurutku

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Слушай Шмидт надо тебе кое что сказать

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Мне предложили стипендию чтобы я тут в следующем году играл

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И Зук сказал что я могу стать его соседом я и думал может попробовать

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Чё Ты не можешь и быть легавым и остаться здесь и играть с Зуком

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Не я знаю понимаешь Просто

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У нас с Зуком никаких тёрок Мы одинаковые

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Ты уйти хочешь Если да то так и скажи

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Да не хочу я уходить

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Просто когда я на поле и бросаюсь чтобы поймать пас я словно лечу

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Понимаешь а когда я с тобой такое ощущение что ты меня вниз тянешь

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Жаль что ты не можешь летать со мной

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И Госуниверситет побеждает со счётом 34 14

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Фанаты выбегают на поле

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Дженко

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Господи Боже

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Чувак тормозам крышка Чё

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Съёбывайте

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Надо прыгать Прыгай прыгай

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Son incluso todavía nos persigue

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Sí son todavía nos persigue

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Por qué hiciste eso Estábamos a punto de coger el proveedor

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Qué sucede contigo

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Mira si no lo hace Di algo

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la gente nunca va a dejar de discriminar

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Va a agradar hacer algo

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sobre lo lento esta cosa va a ir

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Oh mierda Cuidado cuidado

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Eso es igual una máquina casco poco

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Tanto gritando

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No podemos destruir más cosas

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No podemos perder más del dinero del departamento

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Cuidado con que cajero

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Whoo

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Por dónde Por dónde Por dónde

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Cualquiera sea la forma es más barato

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Cierto Usted fue justo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

80

Timestamp in Movie

01:14:17

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Original Film,MRC,LStar Capital,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,75 Year Plan Productions,Storyville Films,JHF Productions,33andOut Productions

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Movie Summary

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.