Gentlemen, you're not gonna sit here & pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room....
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Captain Dickson:
Gentlemen, you're not gonna sit here
[places pistol down on desk]
Captain Dickson:
& pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
Jenko:
[confused]
What the fuck is going on?
Captain Dickson:
[turns picture frame on desk around, revealing a photo of Maya]
*This* is what the fuck is going on!
Jenko:
[looks at the picture confused, looks at Schmidt, then back at the picture as he realizes]
OH SHIT! Oh Shit!
[laughs hysterically at Schmidt]
Jenko:
Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now!
[exits office]
Jenko:
No!
[to coworkers, exchanging high fives]
Jenko:
Hey ya'll he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Oh my FUCK!
Captain Dickson:
[as Jenko is laughing outside office, to Schmidt]
Every time, he says that shit? That's another foot in your ass!
Jenko:
[outside office]
Schmidt! You clearly... yo, this is the best thing ever!
[laughing]
Jenko:
Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
[sing-song]
Jenko:
Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
Jenko:
[re-enters office]
Shit! Fuck!
[to Schmidt]
Jenko:
You fucked Captain Dickson's daughter? Captain? What the fuck, you bragged to him to his face! To his actual face, the captain, do you understand that *this face*
[pointing to Captain Dickson's angry face]
Jenko:
right here! You bragged to that face!
Jenko:
[to Captain Dickson]
You actually high-fived Schmidt for fucking your daughter? Holy Shit! Oh my God, this is...
Captain Dickson:
[picks pistol up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jenko]
Jenko:
[composing himself]
It's really not that funny.
Transcript
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Now gentlemen we're not gonna sit here and pretend
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there's not a big ass elephant in the room
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What the fuck is going on
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This is what the fuck is going on
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Oh shit Oh shit
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LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
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Oh shit No
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That is not happening right now No
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Hey y'all he's fucking the captain's daughter Yo
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Every time he say that shit
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 517
Timestamp in movie: 01h 04m 59s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.
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