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22 Jump Street

Schmidt, come on!Let's go! I can't jump down!I'm not, like,fucking spider-man! I'm gonna...

Schmidt, come on!Let's go! I can't jump down!I'm not, like,fucking spider-man! I'm gonna get the car

Full Transcript

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Schmidt come on Let's go
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I can't jump down I'm not like fucking spider man
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I'm gonna get the car
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:24
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Original Film,MRC,LStar Capital,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,75 Year Plan Productions,Storyville Films,JHF Productions,33andOut Productions

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Movie Summary

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.
Stairs are so much faster. - 22 Jump Street 00:10
Stairs are so much faster.
Why did you do that? - 22 Jump Street 00:16
Why did you do that?
We can't destroy any more stuff! - 22 Jump Street 00:08
We can't destroy any more stuff!
All: Whoo! - 22 Jump Street 00:12
All: Whoo!
Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something. I mean, it looks cool, but, I mean, it's jus - 22 Jump Street 00:33
Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or...
Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something. - 22 Jump Street 00:57
Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
Let's go, boss. - 22 Jump Street 00:37
Let's go, boss.
All: Mcquaid! - 22 Jump Street 00:06
All: Mcquaid!
Maya: Hey, Maya angelou. - 22 Jump Street 00:06
Maya: Hey, Maya angelou.
Both: Lam-bros! - 22 Jump Street 00:08
Both: Lam-bros!
How are we doing tonight, sir? - 22 Jump Street 00:32
How are we doing tonight, sir?
You're not supposed to throw rocks. - 22 Jump Street 00:12
You're not supposed to throw rocks.
¶ since you've been gone away the lobster for one person. - 22 Jump Street 00:38
¶ since you've been gone away the lobster for one...
It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives. - 22 Jump Street 00:25
It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our...
¶ no matter what my friends say ¶ ain't missing you ¶ hey. - 22 Jump Street 00:53
¶ no matter what my friends say ¶ ain't missing you ¶...
So, look, I just wanted to say that, like, I was thinking about the case, and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it. - 22 Jump Street 00:50
So, look, I just wanted to say that, like, I was thinking...
What about school and football and your wonderful new life? - 22 Jump Street 00:12
What about school and football and your wonderful new life?
Cool tingling. - 22 Jump Street 00:12
Cool tingling.
You know this is just a one-time thing, right? - 22 Jump Street 00:10
You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
Both: Perfect. - 22 Jump Street 00:06
Both: Perfect.