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22 Jump Street

Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch

Schmidt:
I don't sound like that.Mr. Walters:Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!Eric Molson: Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch

Full Transcript

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That doesn't sound anything like me
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It's not not you
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Eric Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now
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Babbling
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That's schmidt being a little bitch
Available in 6 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
786
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:07
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Original Film,MRC,LStar Capital,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,75 Year Plan Productions,Storyville Films,JHF Productions,33andOut Productions

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Movie Summary

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.

Actors

Jonah Hill
Schmidt
Jonah Hill
Rob Riggle
Mr. Walters
Rob Riggle
Dave Franco
Eric Molson
Dave Franco
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Hey. What's up? What's up? I'm rooster. Oh,...
Jenko: Come on, you can do it. - 22 Jump Street 00:10
Jenko: Come on, you can do it.
One more time. - 22 Jump Street 00:09
One more time.
So, is there someone who supports you? - 22 Jump Street 00:47
So, is there someone who supports you?
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I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't...
Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room. - 22 Jump Street 00:17
Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.
Rooster: I'm gonna do it. - 22 Jump Street 00:49
Rooster: I'm gonna do it.
Zook: Hey, why don't you come to practice today? - 22 Jump Street 00:56
Zook: Hey, why don't you come to practice today?
Yeah. Why not? Yes! Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude. What's that? My tattoo. Yeah, fuck, look. Look - 22 Jump Street 00:28
Yeah. Why not? Yes! Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude....
What the fuck It's the same caseDo the same thing - 22 Jump Street 00:07
What the fuck It's the same caseDo the same thing
We're talking missionary - 22 Jump Street 00:04
We're talking missionary
Dude I am so sorry for being a homophone - 22 Jump Street 00:05
Dude I am so sorry for being a homophone
You don't have to be on top of me. - 22 Jump Street 00:07
You don't have to be on top of me.
Let's go. - 22 Jump Street 00:13
Let's go.
That helmet looks kind of lame. - 22 Jump Street 00:09
That helmet looks kind of lame.
What are you doing? - 22 Jump Street 00:08
What are you doing?
That's no fun at all. - 22 Jump Street 00:09
That's no fun at all.
Yeah, that one's perfect. - 22 Jump Street 00:06
Yeah, that one's perfect.
No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls. - 22 Jump Street 00:19
No, you're just paranoid because we're about to...
Jenko: I can't breathe. - 22 Jump Street 00:15
Jenko: I can't breathe.