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That's vietnamese Jesus. See,this a vietnamese church. You racist,sacrilegious sack of...

22 Jump Street • 2014

This is awesome.Like, way more expensivefor no reason. Look at dickson's office. Looks likea giant cube of ice. How you bitcheslike jump street now? Hey! Y'all see this shit? 22 jump streetis the lick. And I gota big-ass raise to babysityou two fuckers again. Designed it myself.We got an espresso bar. I'm thinking abouta shark tank over there. Ooh, I like sharks. Fuck a 21 jump street,and fuck a Korean Jesus. Whoa! Cap, come on,Korean Jesusis right there. Dickson:That's vietnamese Jesus. See,this a vietnamese church. You racist,sacrilegious sack of shit. Look at that.Vietnamese Jesusjust dripping swagoo. And we got somenew dumb-ass interns. Hey, hey!Look alive!Huh? Boys.Yo, jenko. Hey, schmidt!

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This is awesome Like way more expensive for no reason

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Look at dickson's office

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Looks like a giant cube of ice

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How you bitches like jump street now

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Hey

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Y'all see this shit

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22 jump street is the lick

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And I got a big ass raise

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to babysit you two fuckers again

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Designed it myself We got an espresso bar

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I'm thinking about a shark tank over there

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Ooh I like sharks

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Fuck a 21 jump street and fuck a Korean Jesus

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Whoa Cap come on Korean Jesus is right there

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Dickson That's vietnamese Jesus

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See this a vietnamese church

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You racist sacrilegious sack of shit

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Look at that Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo

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And we got some new dumb ass interns

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Hey hey Look alive Huh

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Chuckles Boys Yo jenko

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Grunting

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Hey schmidt

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On les a largués merde

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Un putain de Terminator

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Il est dangereux

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Au nom de la loi je vous arrête stoppez le camion

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J'ai dit on stoppe tout de suite

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Tu me dois une caisse une Lamborghini j'espère connard

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Ça y'est Vous avez le droit de garder le silence

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Oh merde

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Merde

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Putain Qu'est ce qui s'est passé

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Ils nous ont échappé

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T'as un suçon

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Justement c'est la pieuvre de l'incident

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J'ai ouvert la caisse elle s'est jetée sur moi

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Wie ein riesiger Eis Kubus

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Was sagt ihr Pisser dazu

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Seht ihr all den Scheiß

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22 Jump Street

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hat die dicke Hose

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Und ich krieg fett Kohle dafür den Babysitter zu spielen

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Alles selbst entworfen Eine Espressobar

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Da passt ein Haifischbecken hin

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Ich mag Haie

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Scheiß auf 21 Jump Street

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Und auf Korea Jesus

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Korea Jesus kann Sie hören

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Das ist Vietnam Jesus

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In einer vietnamesischen Kirche

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du rassistischer sacknasiger Frevler

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Mach die Augen auf

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Vietnam Jesus ist rundum gepimpt

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Und wir haben Praktikanten

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Macht mal auf wach

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Jungs

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Yo Jenko

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Hey Schmidt

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Lasst das

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Ayo naik

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Ayo ke sana

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Oke baik

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Ayolah

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Ayo

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Kau baik Ya

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Tidak

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Dia diatas

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Itu sialan

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Kau kemari sekarang

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Aku akan menghancurkan sialan kepalamu

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Oh sial

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Офигенно Типа всё стало дороже без видимой причины

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Посмотри на кабинет Диксона

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Гигантский куб просто айс

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Ну что сучки как вам теперь Джамп Стрит

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Здрасьте

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Видите тему

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Джамп Стрит 22 это маза

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И мне сделали нехилое повышение

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чтобы я опять вас блядёнышей нянчил

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Сам всё проектировал Там эспрессо бар

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Подумываю туда поставить аквариум с акулой

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Люблю акул

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На хую вертеть ту Джамп Стрит 21 и на хую вертеть того Корейского Иисуса

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Эй Кэп ну вы чего вон же Корейский Иисус

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Это Вьетнамский Иисус

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Понимаешь это вьетнамская церковь

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Мразотный ты расист богохульник

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Ты глянь От Вьетнамского Иисуса так и тащит понтами со свэгом

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И ещё у нас новенькие даунята стажёры

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Алёу видок пободрее

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Пацаны Эй Дженко

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Эй Шмидт

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No hagas eso

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Así quieren la misma mierda así que aquí vamos

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Mismas identidades

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Igual asignación

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Vamos a volver a la escuela secundaria

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Su mirada culo como usted sobre 50

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Vas a Mc estado

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Vamos a universidad de verdad

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Alguien está ahí fuera que esté cocinando un nuevo medicamento

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Se mezcló Adderall con éxtasis mezclado con Dios sabe qué más

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Wipey

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No hijo de puta tonta Whyphy

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Soportes para trabajar duro Sí Jugar duro Sí

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Ahora estos niños tomar esta mierda

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y se ponen especialmente centrada durante unas cuatro horas de estudiar

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y luego el Partido como si fuera maldito 1999

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Quién es este

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Eso es Cynthia Watson

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Ella era una estudiante en el estado de mc

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Ella tomó un whyphy

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consiguió bloqueado de su dormitorio

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terminado cayendo desde el tejado

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Y ahora está muerta

Available in 6 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

21

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:41

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Original Film,MRC,LStar Capital,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,75 Year Plan Productions,Storyville Films,JHF Productions,33andOut Productions

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Movie Summary

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.