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We're gonna have to tear those anals up
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22 Jump Street

We're gonna have to tear those anals up

Zook:
We're gonna have to tear those anals up

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We're gonna have to tear those anals up
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
448
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:52
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Original Film,MRC,LStar Capital,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,75 Year Plan Productions,Storyville Films,JHF Productions,33andOut Productions

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Movie Summary

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.

Actors

Wyatt Russell
Zook
Wyatt Russell
Channing Tatum
Jenko
Channing Tatum
Hey. You're late. No, actually, I was busy with the investigation. This is Cynthia's therapist's off - 22 Jump Street 00:15
Hey. You're late. No, actually, I was busy with the...
Captain? - 22 Jump Street 00:17
Captain?
Now gentlemen we're not gonna sit here and pretendthere's not a big ass elephant in the roomWhat the fuck is going onThis is what the fuck is going onOh shit Oh shitLaughing hystericallyOh shit NoThat is not happening right now NoHey y'all he's fucking - 22 Jump Street 01:18
Now gentlemen we're not gonna sit here and...
Schmidt I just want to say thatit was bizarre not to share the factthat your daughter went to mc stateI think it's bizarrethat I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts offWhat if captain gets to punch you in the face one timereally really really hardNahI got - 22 Jump Street 00:24
Schmidt I just want to say thatit was bizarre not to share...
We have to stop treating thislike it's exactly the same as last time - 22 Jump Street 00:06
We have to stop treating thislike it's exactly the same...
Fuck. Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me. We're at work right now, okay? Jenko: Kids do - 22 Jump Street 00:50
Fuck. Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at...
You scared me. - 22 Jump Street 00:07
You scared me.
Zook: State name! - 22 Jump Street 00:35
Zook: State name!
And he hangs on for the touchdown! - 22 Jump Street 00:09
And he hangs on for the touchdown!
Announcer: Let's hear it once again, mc state, for your dynamic duo. - 22 Jump Street 00:25
Announcer: Let's hear it once again, mc state, for your...
It's 2014 assholeYou can't fucking use faggotGay is okay Homosexual maybe - 22 Jump Street 00:07
It's 2014 assholeYou can't fucking use faggotGay...
I'm sorry he took one human sexuality class - 22 Jump Street 00:09
I'm sorry he took one human sexuality class
I'm your best nightI'm your worst nightmare - 22 Jump Street 00:05
I'm your best nightI'm your worst nightmare
Schmidt, come on! - 22 Jump Street 00:08
Schmidt, come on!
Stairs are so much faster. - 22 Jump Street 00:10
Stairs are so much faster.
Why did you do that? - 22 Jump Street 00:16
Why did you do that?
We can't destroy any more stuff! - 22 Jump Street 00:08
We can't destroy any more stuff!
All: Whoo! - 22 Jump Street 00:12
All: Whoo!
Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something. I mean, it looks cool, but, I mean, it's jus - 22 Jump Street 00:33
Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or...
Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something. - 22 Jump Street 00:57
Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something.