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Zook: Hey, why don't you come to practice today?

Dude. Like, well,we fucking can, bro. All you gotta dois join the team

22 Jump Street • 2014

Zook:Hey, why don't youcome to practice today? I mean,you're obviously good enoughto play on the team. Look, I'm notsupposed to be hereto play football. What? I'm just here todo my assignments and get out,that's it. I mean, yeah, school'simportant or whatever, but when I wasthrowing you those passes, it was like I knewwhere you were gonna bebefore you went there. You know, I had this,like, vision of me throwing bullet tdsto you, dude, and then all these fansjust started going, like... "Zook! Mcquaid!Zook! Mcquaid!" And they werechanting and chanting, and thenthe goalposts came down. Dude? I have had that exact vision,like, my entire life. Dude.Dude. Bro?Bro. Dude.Bro. Both:Dude. Like, well,we fucking can, bro. All you gotta dois join the team

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Zook Hey why don't you come to practice today

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I mean you're obviously good enough to play on the team

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Look I'm not supposed to be here to play football

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What

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I'm just here to do my assignments

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and get out that's it

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I mean yeah school's important or whatever

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but when I was throwing you those passes

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it was like I knew where you were gonna be before you went there

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You know I had this like vision of me

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throwing bullet tds to you dude

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and then all these fans just started going like

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Quiet screaming

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Zook Mcquaid Zook Mcquaid

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And they were chanting and chanting

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and then the goalposts came down

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Dude

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I have had that exact vision like my entire life

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Dude Dude

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Bro Bro

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Dude Bro

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Both Dude

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Like well we fucking can bro

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All you gotta do is join the team

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Hé Maya Angelou Ah oui la poésie compris

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Tu te fous de moi

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Donc tu feras jamais une carrière Exact

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Je m'en doutais Et toi

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J'ai un doctorat en art T'es mal placée pour critiquer t'auras jamais d'argent

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Jamais et faut pas le dire à mes parents

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Ce soir au téléphone avec tes parents je dirai rien

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OK docteur en art et tu penses quoi de ça

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Je dirais c'est deux êtres appuyés dans un parfait équilibre

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Si l'un tombe tout se rompt ça parle de soutien

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Erst zwei Da esse ich normalerweise erst

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Klar Warum nicht

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Das geht Der Winkel muss stimmen

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Hör auf Alter

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Arschpfosten Das wird nie was

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Das geht nicht

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Die Fans sind früher aufs Feld gestürmt

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und haben die Pfosten umgerissen

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Jetzt sind sie einbetoniert

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Sie geben nicht auf

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aber prallen jetzt nur ab

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Scheiß Pfosten

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Haltet euch fest

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Weil ich das Ding platt mache

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Was ist das da

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Das Tattoo Das am Arm

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Das da

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Meine alte Truppe

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die Falschen Flundern

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Da plantschen sie

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Scheiße

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Was

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Scheiße

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ist mal ein unkonventionelles

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Maskottchen

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Festhalten Freunde

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Oh ya kau sudah melihat mereka

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Kalian bisa seperti mereka

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Kau tahu aku bisa menggabungkan ini

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Ya kalian bisa tahu

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Bersama Ya

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Ya

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Ya kita bisa tahu

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Baiklah kau bisa mengerti lagi

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Apakah kita sudah ada disini benar

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Itu mengapa aku tahu kalian lagi

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Ya ketika kita sudah bisa disini lagi

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Apakah mereka sudah datang

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Mungkin itu sudah begitu mengerikan

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Pastikan kau sudah disini selamanya

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Kau masih disini selama mereka tahu

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Слушай может придёшь на тренировку сегодня

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Ну ты очевидно очень хорош для того чтобы играть в команде

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Слушай я не должен тут в регби играть

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Что

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Я сюда прибыл задания выполнить и свалить вот и всё

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Ну типа да учёба это важно и всё такое

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но когда я тебе давал пас

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я будто знал где ты будешь хотя тебя там ещё не было

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У меня было знаешь видение

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как я тебе типа кидаю мяч как пулю

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и фанаты все такие

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Зук МакКуэйд Зук МакКуэйд

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И они скандировали и скандировали

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а потом ворота рухнули

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Чувак

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У меня это же самое видение типа всю мою жизнь было

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Чувак Чувак

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Браток Браток

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Чувак Браток

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Чувак

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Ну у нас типа бля всё получится

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Надо только примкнуть к команде

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Hey por qué no venir a practicar hoy

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Quiero decir obviamente eres lo suficientemente bueno para jugar en el equipo

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Mira yo no soy debería estar aquí para jugar al fútbol

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Qué

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Yo sólo estoy aquí para hacer mis tareas

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y salir eso es todo

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Quiero decir sí la escuela de importante o lo que sea

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pero cuando estaba arrojando que esos pases

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era como si supiera donde ibas a estar antes de ir allí

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Usted sabe yo tenía esto como la visión de mí

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lanzando tds bala a usted amigo

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y luego todos estos fans sólo empezó a ir como

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Gritando Quiet

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Zook Mcquaid Zook McQuaid

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Y eran el canto y el canto

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y luego los postes bajaron

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Amigo

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He tenido esa visión exacta como toda mi vida

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Dude Dude

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Bro Bro

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Dude Bro

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Dude

Available in 6 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

67

Timestamp in Movie

00:35:24

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Original Film,MRC,LStar Capital,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,75 Year Plan Productions,Storyville Films,JHF Productions,33andOut Productions

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Movie Summary

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.