I'm trying to help you, you little prick! Huh? Come on, come on... quién es más macho?...

Monty Brogan: [puts abused dog in the trunk] I'm trying to help you, you little prick! Huh? Come on, come on... quién es más macho? Monty es más macho! Kostya Novotny: What goes on in your little head? Monty Brogan: Little the tricks, little the quicks... boom, bam, snap! Kostya Novotny: Yeah... little tricks, little quicks. You're bleeding, you get bite. Monty Brogan: Dog's blood. You gotta learn to relax a little bit... live a little. Kostya Novotny: You have hole in neck and blood is coming out. Monty Brogan: A little love bite for saving his raggedy ass. Kostya Novotny: Rule number one; you can not grab half-dead animals! We have people waiting for us! People with money! You want to play this cowboy, no... dogboy, in the middle of the highway. Monty Brogan: Dogboy? That's funny, Kotsya... you really mastered the language. Kostya Novotny: Yes, funny... funny. You're bad luck... you bring bad luck on me. Always everything that can go wrong, go wrong. It's not just you and me anymore, when we go out... it's you and me and Doyle. Monty Brogan: Who's Doyle? Kostya Novotny: Doyle! Doyle's law. What? Monty Brogan: It's Murphy. Kostya Novotny: Who is Murphy? Monty Brogan: Who's Murphy? Who's Doyle! It's Murphy's law... "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong"? Kostya Novotny: Him, yes! Monty Brogan: Yes, him.

I'm trying to help you, you little prick! Huh? Come on. Come on. Quien es mas macho? Monty es mas macho. What goes on in your little head? Little of the tricks, little of the quicks. Boom, bam, he's nabbed! "Little tricks, little quicks." You are bleeding. - You get bite. - Dog's blood. You gotta learn to relax a little bit. Live a little. You have hole in neck and blood is coming out. A little love bite for saving his raggedy ass. Rule number one. You cannot grab half-dead animals. We have people waiting for us. - People with money. - Ow! You want to play this cowboy. No, Dogboy, in middle of highway. Dogboy? That's funny, Kostya. - Yes, funny. - You've really mastered the language. You're bad luck, Monty. You bring bad luck on me. Always everything that can go wrong go wrong. It is not just you and me now anymore when we go out. - It's you and me and Doyle. - Who's Doyle? - Doyle. Doyle's Law. - It's Murphy. Who is Murphy? "Who's Murphy?" Who's Doyle? It's Murphy's Law. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong. - Him, yes. - Yes, him.