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Jeter hit a walk-off in the ninth

Jeter hit a walk-offin the ninth. Did you see it? Uh, no. I workSaturday nights, remember?...

27 Dresses • 2008

Jeter hit a walk-offin the ninth. Did you see it? Uh, no. I workSaturday nights, remember? -Here. From the happy couple.-Oh, that's right. You were eating coconut cakeand doing the Electric Slide. -So how'd it go?-Oh, let's see. The bride wore a gown that sparkledlike the groom's eyes... as he saw her approachingthrough a shower of rose petals. And you're notgetting laid? Commitments is the gold standardof wedding announcements. Every girl on the planet rips open that page,first thing Sunday. Brides kill to get in there. Do you have any ideawhat you can be doin'? -You mean to women who areabout to get married?-Yeah. They won't call you.They won't bother you. They will pretend they never even met you.You can't beat that. Well, it's not gonnamatter much longer anyway. -You're looking at my ticketout of the taffeta ghetto.-Keep on dreaming. -Uh, go away.-Yes. Okay

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Jeter hit a walk off in the ninth Did you see it

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Uh no I work Saturday nights remember

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Here From the happy couple Oh that's right

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You were eating coconut cake and doing the Electric Slide

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So how'd it go Oh let's see

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The bride wore a gown that sparkled like the groom's eyes

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as he saw her approaching through a shower of rose petals

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And you're not getting laid

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Commitments is the gold standard of wedding announcements

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Every girl on the planet rips open that page first thing Sunday

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Brides kill to get in there

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Do you have any idea what you can be doin'

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You mean to women who are about to get married Yeah

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They won't call you They won't bother you

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They will pretend they never even met you You can't beat that

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Well it's not gonna matter much longer anyway

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You're looking at my ticket out of the taffeta ghetto Keep on dreaming

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Uh go away Yes Okay

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جيتر غادر الساعة التاسعة أرأيته جريدة نيويورك

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لا أنا أعمل ليالي أيام السبت أتتذكر ذلك

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أجل الثنائي السعيد هذا صحيح

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لقد كنت تتناول كعك جوز الهند و تلعب بالتزلج الإلكتروني

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إذا كيف جرى الأمر دعنا نرى

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العروس كانت مرتدية فستانا يتلألأ مثلما تتلألأ عيني العريس

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بينما كان ينظر إليها و هي تقترب منه عبر مطر من بتلات الورود ينهمر عليها

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و لم تقبل حقيقة الوضع بعد

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صفحة الإرتباطات هي المعيار الذهبي لإعلانات الزواج

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كل فتاة تعيش على هذا الكوكب أول شيء تقوم به يوم الأحد الإسراع و فتح هذه الصفحة و قراءتها

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العرائس قد ي قتلون حتى يتواجدوا هناك

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ألديك أي فكرة عما يمكنك فعله

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أتعني لامرأة على وشك الزواج أجل

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لن يتصلوا بك لن يزعجوك

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سوف يتظاهرن و كأنهن لم يقابلنك أبدا من قبل لا يمكنك أن تضيع هذه الفرصة

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حسنا لن يطول هذا الأمر بعد الآن

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أنت تنظر إلى بطاقتي للخروج من هذا القسم التافه صديقي واصل حلمك

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ابتعد أجل حسنا

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Jeter attrappe un court de circuit gagnant à la neuvième Tu l'as vu

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Non je travaille les samedi soirs tu te souviens

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Tiens de la part de l'heureux couple Oh c'est vrai

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Tu te bourrais de gâteau à la noix de coco et tu faisais de la danse en ligne

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Alors comment c'était Oh voyons voir

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La mariée portait une robe qui brillait tel les yeux du marié

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alors qu'il l'a regardait s'avançer sous une pluie de pétales de roses

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Et tu n'arrives pas à coucher

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Engagements est la référence en matière de publications des bans

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Le dimanche c'est la première page que lisent toutes les filles de la planète

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Les mariées tueraient pour être là dedans

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Est ce que tu as une idée de tout ce que tu pourrait faire

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Tu veux dire aux femmes qui sont sur le point de se marier Oui

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Elles vont pas t'appeler Elles vont pas t'embêter

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Elles vont même faire semblant de pas te connaître C'est inespéré

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Bientôt cela n'aura plus aucune importance

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Ce que tu vois là c'est mon ticket pour sortir du ghetto de taffeta Tu peux toujours rêver

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Fiches le camp D'accord

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Ich könnte es Ihnen zeigen

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Du weißt was ich sagen muss

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Dann geh

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Ich muss David finden Ich werde Jane sagen dass du vorbei gekommen bist

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Zurück an die Arbeit

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Nun die Postleitzahlen mögen anders sein

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aber die Deppen sind die Gleichen egal wo du hingehst

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Aber jetzt ist er weg Geh und finde Jane

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Okay was wirst du machen

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Hey S Ist das mein Nachmittags Vorsprechen

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Ja Machst du Witze Du machst Witze

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Du wirst großartig sein

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Yeah ich bleibe dran

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Danke Epperly

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Ich verstehe es nicht Warum sollte Vanessa deine Geschichte stehlen

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Oh um mir eine Lektion zu erteilen

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Lass uns nur uh hoffe dass ich falsch liege

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was

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ich nicht tue

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Hat Gabriella dich jemals zurück gerufen

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Denkst du dass Jenny vielleicht von Vanessa gehört hat

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Warum sollte sie Jenny anrufen

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Yeah yeah ich bin ich bin hier

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Okay

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Kau lihat pertandingan malam minggu

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Tidak Aku kerja malam minggu Ingat

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Untuk pasangan bahagia Oh benar

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Kau makan kue kelapa dan menari

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Jadi bagaimana acaranya Sebentar

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Pengantin wanita pakai gaun cerah seperti mata pengantin pria yang senang

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melihat kekasihnya mendekat

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Dan kau tak bercinta

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Koran kita adalah standar emas umumkan pernikahan

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Yang tiap gadis lakukan pertama di hari Minggu adalah buka koran kita

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Pengantin wanita mau membunuh untuk bisa masuk koran kita

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Kau tahu apa yang bisa kau lakukan

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Maksudmu pada wanita yang akan menikah Ya

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Mereka takkan menghubungimu mengganggumu

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Pura pura tak kenal kau Kau tak bisa kalahkan hal itu

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Itu takkan lama lagi

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Kau sedang melihat tiketku keluar dari hal buruk ini Bermimpilah

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Pergilah Ya

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Джитер принес победу команде в девятом иннинге Ты это видел

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Нет я работаю по субботам забыл На От новобрачных

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А ну да Ты ел кокосовый торт и танцевал хором

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Ну а как вообще

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Платье невесты сияло так же как глаза жениха

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когда она шла к нему под дождем из розовых лепестков

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И у тебя никого нет

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Твоя колонка это золотой эталон свадебных объявлений

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Все девушки планеты открывают газету на этой странице

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Невесты чтобы на нее попасть на все готовы

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Ты представляешь что ты мог бы делать

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В смысле с женщинами которые собираются замуж

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Да Звонить потом не будут преследовать не будут

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будут делать вид что тебя не знают

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Ну все равно это скоро кончится

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У меня в руках залог спасения из свадебного гетто друг мой

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Не мечтай А уйди

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Да Ладно

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Jeter hizo un cuadrangular y ganó en la novena Lo viste

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No Trabajo los sábados por la noche

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Toma De la feliz pareja Ah es cierto

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Comiste pastel de coco y bailaste en grupo

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Cómo te fue Veamos

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El vestido brillaba como los ojos del novio

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cuando la vio acercarse a través de una lluvia de pétalos de rosa

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Y no consigues sexo

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Los mejores anuncios de bodas están en Compromisos

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Todas las chicas abren la página el domingo a primera hora

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Las novias matan por salir ahí

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Sabes lo que podrías estar haciendo

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Con las mujeres que van a casarse

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Sí No te llamarán No te molestarán

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Fingirán que no te conocen Eso es insuperable

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No va a importar durante mucho tiempo

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Estás viendo mi pasaporte para salir del gueto del tafetán

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Sigue soñando

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Vete Sí Bien

Available in 7 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:54

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Fox 2000 Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Dune Entertainment III

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Movie Summary

After serving as a bridesmaid 27 times, a young woman wrestles with the idea of standing by her sister's side as her sibling marries the man she's secretly in love with.