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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, 'Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there.' And the man says, 'No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe.'Mark: Completely humorless. You two should get on, like a house on fire
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, 'Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there.' And the man says, 'No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe.'Mark: Completely humorless. You two should get on, like a house on fire
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Man walks into a bar with a giraffe They each get pissed
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The giraffe falls over
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The man goes to leave and the barman says Oi You can't leave that lying there
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He says No it's not a lion It's a giraffe
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He's completely humourless
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You two should get on like a house on fire
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Movie Summary
Twenty-eight days after a killer virus was accidentally unleashed from a British research facility, a small group of London survivors are caught in a desperate struggle to protect themselves from the infected. Carried by animals and humans, the virus turns those it infects into homicidal maniacs -- and it's absolutely impossible to contain.
