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"30 Minutes or Less" quotes

30 Minutes or Less poster
Two fledgling criminals kidnap a pizza delivery guy, strap a bomb to his chest, and inform him that he has mere hours to rob a bank or else...

Director: Ruben Fleischer
Writer: Michael Diliberti, Matthew Sullivan
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $37,053,924
Released: 12 Aug 2011
Awards: N/A

80 video clips

NickDwayneChetTravisKateThe Major
That's very funny Now give me the fucking code - 30 Minutes or Less 00:14 That's very funny Now give me the fucking code What the fuck Is that thing real I am not fucking around here - 30 Minutes or Less 00:15 What the fuck Is that thing real I am not fucking around... Crawl through the window You climb through the window - 30 Minutes or Less 00:09 Crawl through the window You climb through the window Painting the guns Painting the guns - 30 Minutes or Less 00:12 Painting the guns Painting the guns Guess what you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06 Guess what you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer What is the one thing that this town is missing - 30 Minutes or Less 00:17 What is the one thing that this town is missing Good Okay now listen we're obviously stealing the car - 30 Minutes or Less 00:16 Good Okay now listen we're obviously stealing the car What if we saw off your arms - 30 Minutes or Less 00:21 What if we saw off your arms I should just become a bank robber I was pretty good at it - 30 Minutes or Less 00:09 I should just become a bank robber I was pretty good at it I liked that bear I don't even fucking know you - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06 I liked that bear I don't even fucking know you Why did that van explode That bomb I was telling you about - 30 Minutes or Less 00:18 Why did that van explode That bomb I was telling you about You want to fuck my sister don't you Chet I don't want to talk about this - 30 Minutes or Less 00:09 You want to fuck my sister don't you Chet I don't... I don't need to be I taught myself how to do this - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10 I don't need to be I taught myself how to do this Fucking victory tacos dude - 30 Minutes or Less 00:04 Fucking victory tacos dude You're a cold son of a bitch Dad - 30 Minutes or Less 00:12 You're a cold son of a bitch Dad If you hesitate if you fuck around I will leave you behind - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06 If you hesitate if you fuck around I will leave you behind I've been thinking a lot about the polishing the scepter deal - 30 Minutes or Less 00:24 I've been thinking a lot about the polishing the... What are you doing dude I'm not afraid of Jason Look at me - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10 What are you doing dude I'm not afraid of Jason Look at... If wanting a lot of money is gay yeah I'm Elton John - 30 Minutes or Less 00:05 If wanting a lot of money is gay yeah I'm Elton John Get down on the ground and give me the money - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10 Get down on the ground and give me the money See my impatient face right here - 30 Minutes or Less 00:18 See my impatient face right here You're twins Did you feel it when I was fucking her - 30 Minutes or Less 00:05 You're twins Did you feel it when I was fucking her No I'm 45 minutes late which is like 10 minutes early for me - 30 Minutes or Less 00:15 No I'm 45 minutes late which is like 10 minutes early... Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock - 30 Minutes or Less 00:07 Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock I just don't want to mess up my inheritance - 30 Minutes or Less 00:04 I just don't want to mess up my inheritance Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock - 30 Minutes or Less 00:07 Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock And your first thought was to come to a school filled with young children - 30 Minutes or Less 00:07 And your first thought was to come to a school filled with... Are you for serious dog - 30 Minutes or Less 00:09 Are you for serious dog Are you for serious, dog? - 30 Minutes or Less 00:22 Are you for serious, dog? - Can't outrun these guys in a Datsun. - I can, I do this for a living. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10 - Can't outrun these guys in a Datsun. - I can, I do th... Crawl through the window You climb through the window - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06 Crawl through the window You climb through the window Fucking victory tacos dude - 30 Minutes or Less 00:04 Fucking victory tacos dude Good Okay now listen we're obviously stealing the car - 30 Minutes or Less 00:18 Good Okay now listen we're obviously stealing the car Guess what you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer - 30 Minutes or Less 00:07 Guess what you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer I don't need to be I taught myself how to do this - 30 Minutes or Less 00:19 I don't need to be I taught myself how to do this I liked that bear I don't even fucking know you - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06 I liked that bear I don't even fucking know you I should just become a bank robber I was pretty good at it - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10 I should just become a bank robber I was pretty good at it If you hesitate if you fuck around I will leave you behind - 30 Minutes or Less 00:08 If you hesitate if you fuck around I will leave you behind If wanting a lot of money is gay yeah I'm Elton John - 30 Minutes or Less 00:09 If wanting a lot of money is gay yeah I'm Elton John - It's locked. - Fuck. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:28 - It's locked. - Fuck. I've been thinking a lot about the polishing the scepter deal - 30 Minutes or Less 00:30 I've been thinking a lot about the polishing the... Kate, I'm outside your building. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:15 Kate, I'm outside your building. No I'm 45 minutes late which is like 10 minutes early for me - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06 No I'm 45 minutes late which is like 10 minutes early... Okay. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:11 Okay. Painting the guns Painting the guns - 30 Minutes or Less 00:17 Painting the guns Painting the guns Really A fucking pen gun - 30 Minutes or Less 00:31 Really A fucking pen gun Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock - 30 Minutes or Less 00:07 Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock - 30 Minutes or Less 00:07 Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock That's right. Shit just got real for you, slumdog. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:24 That's right. Shit just got real for you, slumdog. That's very funny Now give me the fucking code - 30 Minutes or Less 00:15 That's very funny Now give me the fucking code What are you doing dude I'm not afraid of Jason Look at me - 30 Minutes or Less 00:16 What are you doing dude I'm not afraid of Jason Look at... What is the one thing that this town is missing - 30 Minutes or Less 00:18 What is the one thing that this town is missing - You all right? Okay. - Yeah, I'm great. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:21 - You all right? Okay. - Yeah, I'm great. - You got it? - Yeah, just don't mess this up. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06 - You got it? - Yeah, just don't mess this up. - You were in there almost 20 minutes. - Yeah, I had a lot of shit to air. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:23 - You were in there almost 20 minutes. - Yeah, I had a lot o... You know I saved a beaner's life in the shit - 30 Minutes or Less 00:13 You know I saved a beaner's life in the shit You want to fuck my sister don't you Chet I don't want to talk about this - 30 Minutes or Less 00:17 You want to fuck my sister don't you Chet I don't... You're a cold son of a bitch Dad - 30 Minutes or Less 00:13 You're a cold son of a bitch Dad You're a fucking badass, bro. You're a pimp. - 30 Minutes or Less 00:17 You're a fucking badass, bro. You're a pimp. You're twins Did you feel it when I was fucking her - 30 Minutes or Less 00:13 You're twins Did you feel it when I was fucking her

Cast

Nick - Jesse Eisenberg
Dwayne - Danny McBride
Chet - Aziz Ansari
Travis - Nick Swardson
Kate - Dilshad Vadsaria
All Cast