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Captain help me out I'm dealing with two mental midgets
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Captain, help me out, will you? I'm dealing with two mental midgets here. Now, when I say...

Moe: Captain, help me out, will you? I'm dealing with two mental midgets here. Now, when I say "go", we'll all point to the right. Go!
[they all point in different directions. Joe slaps them]
Joe Jarrett: Go!

Full Transcript

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Captain help me out I'm dealing with two mental midgets
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When I say go we'll all point to the right Go
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,107
Timestamp in Movie
01:32:04
Uploaded
Jan 26, 2025
Genres
comedy, western
Production
The Sam Company,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Zack Thomas is a tough guy who hooks up with Joe Jarrett to open a casino.
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Look at all them pigeons.
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So that's the notorious Maxine Richter.
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Do you think Zack Thomas will let Jarrett get away with it?
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Mr. And Mrs. Winthrop Trowbridge. - 4 for Texas 00:06
Mr. And Mrs. Winthrop Trowbridge.
Mr. And Mrs. Harvey Burden! - 4 for Texas 00:05
Mr. And Mrs. Harvey Burden!
- Good evening. - Mr. Jarrett. - 4 for Texas 00:17
- Good evening. - Mr. Jarrett.
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Come along, Evelyn. I see some friends.
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- You be ready when I tell you. - You bet.
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Come on. Hustle it up. Everybody, let's go.
Hold it! - 4 for Texas 00:11
Hold it!
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Wait a minute! You heard what he said.
All right, let's go. - 4 for Texas 00:08
All right, let's go.
Well if I have to die - 4 for Texas 00:12
Well if I have to die
All right, listen to me. - 4 for Texas 00:12
All right, listen to me.
It don't seem right - 4 for Texas 00:21
It don't seem right
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The unknown don't scare me
Keep them off the boat! - 4 for Texas 00:10
Keep them off the boat!
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- Looking for somebody? - Matson...