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"40 Days and 40 Nights" quotes

40 Days and 40 Nights poster
After a brutal break-up, a young man vows to stay celibate during the forty days of Lent, but finds the girl of his dreams and is unable to do anything about it.

Director: Michael Lehmann
Writer: Rob Perez
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $37,950,822
Released: 01 Mar 2002
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

38 video clips

MattRyanSamMandyNicoleThe Bagel GuyJohn SullivanAndieSusieDuncanBagel GuyJerry AndersonMikeyCandyNeilWalter SullivanChris
All right here's what you're gonna do - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:21 All right here's what you're gonna do Do you know how many hours I spent - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:10 Do you know how many hours I spent Women have been doing this since well forever - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:16 Women have been doing this since well forever Hey have you ever noticed the crack on my ceiling - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:14 Hey have you ever noticed the crack on my ceiling If I told you Don't think about the color red - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:05 If I told you Don't think about the color red Hey bagel guy - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:10 Hey bagel guy Then before you know it it's morning - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:20 Then before you know it it's morning Listen isn't part of the priestly thing - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:26 Listen isn't part of the priestly thing I mean he used to be kind of cute - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:06 I mean he used to be kind of cute What the fuck was that - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:07 What the fuck was that Yeah Matt look at yourself - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:10 Yeah Matt look at yourself Yeah Fire in the hole - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:03 Yeah Fire in the hole Don't you ever feel like you just keep meeting - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:35 Don't you ever feel like you just keep meeting It's been really fun almost chatting with you - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:08 It's been really fun almost chatting with you Yeah Some days I think - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:06 Yeah Some days I think You never think about me anymore - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:27 You never think about me anymore Matt I am so so mad that I have - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:42 Matt I am so so mad that I have What the hell is that thing - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:42 What the hell is that thing You got to help me You got to knock - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:28 You got to help me You got to knock Hey put that away Books get you in trouble around here - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:12 Hey put that away Books get you in trouble around here She's filled with heavenly sweetness - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:11 She's filled with heavenly sweetness You stupid stupid silly little person - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:06 You stupid stupid silly little person You gotta help me You gotta - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:54 You gotta help me You gotta Dude you've got to tell her Seriously - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:08 Dude you've got to tell her Seriously I know you're still trying to work out your Nicole issues - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:41 I know you're still trying to work out your Nicole... I mean I've jerked off three times since lunch - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:14 I mean I've jerked off three times since lunch I almost fucked an outlet today - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:04 I almost fucked an outlet today No not at all So you're not into her - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:08 No not at all So you're not into her They're like animals - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:06 They're like animals This is a photocopy of Candy's ass - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:14 This is a photocopy of Candy's ass She says to me You look like Lionel Richie - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:09 She says to me You look like Lionel Richie Everything was going great until you had to - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:18 Everything was going great until you had to Uh Jerry's not here right now May I take a message - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:07 Uh Jerry's not here right now May I take a message They're grown men They're old enough to know - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:07 They're grown men They're old enough to know Whew I can't believe it - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:21 Whew I can't believe it If you want to get laid - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:08 If you want to get laid Yesterday was fine - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:14 Yesterday was fine From a flower - 40 Days and 40 Nights 00:11 From a flower

Cast

Matt - Josh Hartnett
Erica Sutton - Shannyn Sossamon
Ryan - Paulo Costanzo
John - Adam Trese
Susie - Emmanuelle Vaugier
All Cast