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Yes, the shark is dead and I plan to pay him
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5 Headed Shark Attack

Yes, the shark is deadand I plan to pay him

Yes, the shark is dead
and I plan to pay him

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Yes, the shark is dead and I plan to pay him.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:22
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
The Asylum

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Movie Summary

Shaped like a demented starfish, a monster 5-headed shark terrorizes the open ocean before invading the beaches of Puerto Rico, endangering the once peaceful island paradise.
I just need to know if insurance will cover this. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:04
I just need to know if insurance will cover this.
Yeah, we're almost bankrupt anyway, but I can't go to jail over this. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:05
Yeah, we're almost bankrupt anyway, but I can't go...
Look. Just do your job and find out. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:07
Look. Just do your job and find out.
I mean, there's no way anything can survive a harpoon in the heart, right? - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:05
I mean, there's no way anything can survive a harpoon i...
So, I don't have to shutdown any public beaches, right? - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:05
So, I don't have to shutdown any public beaches, right?
Yeah, a normal size shark eats about 11 tons of food a year, - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:09
Yeah, a normal size shark eats about 11 tons of food a year,
I mean, if it's still alive, it's going to kill again, and soon. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:05
I mean, if it's still alive, it's going to kill ag...
Look, half the people on this island work in the ocean. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:05
Look, half the people on this island work in the ocean.
Look, I'm sorry about your friends, okay? Go home, rest. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:06
Look, I'm sorry about your friends, okay? Go home, rest...
Let's all take a week off. Go home and rest. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:04
Let's all take a week off. Go home and rest.
Yeah, it is. Who's else would it be? - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:05
Yeah, it is. Who's else would it be?
Two of our teams dead. Sean died. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:04
Two of our teams dead. Sean died.
And then we were crazy enough to go back out there, - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:06
And then we were crazy enough to go back out there,
If Lindsay had been more careful, she'd be here now. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:05
If Lindsay had been more careful, she'd be here now.
-You forced us. -Please. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:04
-You forced us. -Please.
To name it after yourself or make the scientific discovery - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:07
To name it after yourself or make the scientific discovery
No, no, no, no, no. Knock it off, all right. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:04
No, no, no, no, no. Knock it off, all right.
There's nothing that we can do about that now, - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:07
There's nothing that we can do about that now,
Good news guys, we have reports that the shark that was - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:08
Good news guys, we have reports that the shark that was
And as you can see, life is back to normal here at Playa Aviones. - 5 Headed Shark Attack 00:05
And as you can see, life is back to normal here at Playa Avi...