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An offbeat romantic comedy about a woman who doesn't believe true love exists, and the young man who falls for her.

Director: Marc Webb
Writer: Scott Neustadter, Michael H. Weber
Production: Fox Searchlight Pictures
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $32,118,648
Released: 07 Aug 2009
Awards: Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 17 wins & 56 nominations.

89 Clips & Quotes

Violets are blue - 500 Days of Summer 00:10 Violets are blue I know you think she was the one - 500 Days of Summer 00:35 I know you think she was the one People don't realize this - 500 Days of Summer 00:18 People don't realize this There's no such thing as fate - 500 Days of Summer 01:05 There's no such thing as fate Robyn is better than the girl of my dreams - 500 Days of Summer 00:16 Robyn is better than the girl of my dreams This is a story of boy meets girl - 500 Days of Summer 02:20 This is a story of boy meets girl I love how she makes me feel - 500 Days of Summer 00:23 I love how she makes me feel And now you're someone's wife - 500 Days of Summer 00:23 And now you're someone's wife I love the Smiths - 500 Days of Summer 00:34 I love the Smiths This is total shit - 500 Days of Summer 04:04 This is total shit What I was never sure of with you - 500 Days of Summer 00:21 What I was never sure of with you Why didn't they work out - 500 Days of Summer 00:16 Why didn't they work out Most days of the year are unremarkable - 500 Days of Summer 00:37 Most days of the year are unremarkable I don't know how to tell you this - 500 Days of Summer 00:22 I don't know how to tell you this Do you ever do this - 500 Days of Summer 00:43 Do you ever do this She took a giant shit on my face - 500 Days of Summer 00:23 She took a giant shit on my face Now he's my husband - 500 Days of Summer 01:15 Now he's my husband We don't have to put a label on it - 500 Days of Summer 00:40 We don't have to put a label on it These were stories one had to earn - 500 Days of Summer 01:06 These were stories one had to earn Nice to meet you - 500 Days of Summer 00:10 Nice to meet you I hate her crooked teeth - 500 Days of Summer 00:59 I hate her crooked teeth It just wasn't me that you were right about - 500 Days of Summer 00:16 It just wasn't me that you were right about You don't believe that - 500 Days of Summer 00:22 You don't believe that Miserable human being - 500 Days of Summer 00:16 Miserable human being All we ever do is argue - 500 Days of Summer 00:15 All we ever do is argue I'm in love with Summer - 500 Days of Summer 00:46 I'm in love with Summer I don't think so - 500 Days of Summer 00:48 I don't think so People should be able to say how they feel   how they really feel   not - 500 Days of Summer 00:32 People should be able to say how they feel how they really... Don't pull that with me - 500 Days of Summer 00:32 Don't pull that with me I'd find out now before you show up at her place and - 500 Days of Summer 00:43 I'd find out now before you show up at her place and No reason to live - 500 Days of Summer 00:15 No reason to live That was actually my nickname in college - 500 Days of Summer 00:36 That was actually my nickname in college What is it that you do - 500 Days of Summer 01:03 What is it that you do Nobody loves Ringo Starr - 500 Days of Summer 00:18 Nobody loves Ringo Starr There's no such thing as love - 500 Days of Summer 00:13 There's no such thing as love We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now - 500 Days of Summer 01:05 We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now Did you bang her - 500 Days of Summer 00:15 Did you bang her This was the night where everything changed - 500 Days of Summer 00:59 This was the night where everything changed There's only two kinds of people in the world - 500 Days of Summer 00:45 There's only two kinds of people in the world Tom walked to her apartment - 500 Days of Summer 00:35 Tom walked to her apartment Plenty of other fish in the sea - 500 Days of Summer 00:28 Plenty of other fish in the sea Every day you make me proud - 500 Days of Summer 00:50 Every day you make me proud I named my cat after Springsteen - 500 Days of Summer 00:21 I named my cat after Springsteen Belle and Sebastian - 500 Days of Summer 00:33 Belle and Sebastian What do you know about PMS - 500 Days of Summer 00:12 What do you know about PMS It's not because they want to say how they feel - 500 Days of Summer 01:04 It's not because they want to say how they feel She's the light that guides me home - 500 Days of Summer 00:37 She's the light that guides me home As long as she's cute and she's willing - 500 Days of Summer 00:20 As long as she's cute and she's willing You guys need anything - 500 Days of Summer 00:17 You guys need anything I like being on my own - 500 Days of Summer 00:49 I like being on my own People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel - 500 Days of Summer 00:32 People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel Methinks the lady doth protest too much - 500 Days of Summer 00:50 Methinks the lady doth protest too much Maybe you should write a book - 500 Days of Summer 00:37 Maybe you should write a book What do you mean - 500 Days of Summer 00:43 What do you mean We didn't know who to call - 500 Days of Summer 00:24 We didn't know who to call And that's why I called her last night - 500 Days of Summer 00:29 And that's why I called her last night 2  below market value - 500 Days of Summer 01:54 2 below market value Home sweet home - 500 Days of Summer 01:14 Home sweet home She's just a girl - 500 Days of Summer 00:33 She's just a girl How was your weekend - 500 Days of Summer 00:11 How was your weekend You're the best guy I know - 500 Days of Summer 00:21 You're the best guy I know Can you believe that shit - 500 Days of Summer 00:50 Can you believe that shit Do you have a boyfriend - 500 Days of Summer 01:05 Do you have a boyfriend On the other hand - 500 Days of Summer 00:34 On the other hand Can I ask you a question - 500 Days of Summer 00:37 Can I ask you a question Just don't be a pussy - 500 Days of Summer 00:11 Just don't be a pussy Who's singing next - 500 Days of Summer 00:22 Who's singing next He drinks and he sings and just loses his shit - 500 Days of Summer 00:24 He drinks and he sings and just loses his shit I just wanna tell you that - 500 Days of Summer 00:28 I just wanna tell you that I'm saying you do want to ask her - 500 Days of Summer 00:40 I'm saying you do want to ask her You ever do this - 500 Days of Summer 00:38 You ever do this So what are you exactly - 500 Days of Summer 01:24 So what are you exactly I hear she's a total bitch - 500 Days of Summer 01:15 I hear she's a total bitch But it could've been - 500 Days of Summer 00:26 But it could've been All you can karaoke at the Mill - 500 Days of Summer 00:54 All you can karaoke at the Mill There's two options really - 500 Days of Summer 00:22 There's two options really Twenty one years - 500 Days of Summer 00:33 Twenty one years What are we doing - 500 Days of Summer 00:21 What are we doing You've broken up with girls before - 500 Days of Summer 00:30 You've broken up with girls before I think it's kind of like how they say - 500 Days of Summer 00:32 I think it's kind of like how they say I don't need this crap - 500 Days of Summer 00:23 I don't need this crap You can't believe me - 500 Days of Summer 00:53 You can't believe me I just don't want a relationship - 500 Days of Summer 00:28 I just don't want a relationship Are you interviewing for the position - 500 Days of Summer 00:31 Are you interviewing for the position Want to get some coffee or something - 500 Days of Summer 00:32 Want to get some coffee or something Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach - 500 Days of Summer 00:34 Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach Things are going well - 500 Days of Summer 00:36 Things are going well It was really just this crazy thing - 500 Days of Summer 00:37 It was really just this crazy thing But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well - 500 Days of Summer 00:24 But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well

Cast

McKenzie - Geoffrey Arend
Vance - Clark Gregg
Alison - Rachel Boston
Autumn - Girl at Interview - Minka Kelly
Millie's New Husband - Charles Walker
Bus Driver - Darryl Alan Reed
Employee #1 - Valente Rodriguez
New Secretary - Yvette Nicole Brown
Partygoer - Nicole Vicius
Another Partygoer - Natalie Boren
Usher - Darryl Sivad
Mime (as John Mackey) - John Mackie
Cupid - Jacob Stroop
Wedding Singer - Kevin Michael
Grossman - Sid Wilner
French Narrator (voice) - Jean-Paul Vignon
Dancer - Bryan Anthony
Dancer - Sybil Azur
Dancer - Cheryl Baxter
Dancer (as Gus Carr) - Gustavo Carr
Dancer (as John Corella) - John R. Corella
Dancer - Nadine Ellis
Dancer - Reshma Gajjar
Dancer (as Michael W. Higgins) - Michael Higgins
Dancer (as Lexy Hulme) - Alexandra Hulme
Dancer (as Jennifer Keyes) - Jennifer Lee Keyes
Dancer - Tim Lacatena
Dancer - Rebecca Lin
Dancer (as Gelsey Weiss Mahanes) - Gelsey Weiss
Dancer - Katie Malia
Dancer (as Christopher War Martinez) - Christopher Shazar
Dancer - Vivian Nixon
Dancer - Jamie Shea
Dancer - Ryan Thomas
Dancer - Jull Weber
Summer - Age 12 - Olivia Howard Bagg
Office Worker - Joseph Buttler
Co-Worker 3 - Joshua Collins
Marcus - Chris Connell
Alto Sax Guy #1 - Danny J. Dolan
Tom - Age 12 - Adam Emery
French Girl - Taylor Feldman
Office Worker - Landall Goolsby
Dancer / French Waitress - Maryke Hendrikse
Greeting Card Company Employee - Janis Jones
Rooftop Guy #1 - Michael Justice
Girl on Stairs - Suzanne LaChasse
Chinese Father - Kevin Leung
The Most Beautiful Girl in the World - Michelle Mason
Girl on Stairs - Christina Miller
Girl on the Stairs - Eve Gwyneth Morrisey
Wedding Goer - Brigitte Ngo-Trinh
Wedding Guest - Keisha Ramdhanie
The Puma - Jason Robinson
Coffee Addict - Deborah Rombaut
Costume Character - Justin Ruse
Dancer - Haley Smith
Soccer Girl - Sarah Staitman
Summer's Party Guest - Wesley J. Szabo
Partygoer - Ellen Thompson
French Lady - Georja Umano
Tavern Patron - Pleasant Wayne
Wedding Guest - Maurice Webster
Summer Lookalike - Kathryn Weisbeck
Wedding Guest - Leland White
Theatre Patron - JonJon Wood
Wedding Guest - Jon Morgan Woodward
Summer Lookalike - Eileen Álvarez
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