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500 Days of Summer

Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot

Tom:
Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot

Full Transcript

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Either she's an evil
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emotionless miserable human being
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or she's a robot
Available in 9 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
930
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:26
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Fox Searchlight Pictures,Watermark Pictures,Dune Entertainment III

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Movie Summary

After being dumped by the girl he believes to be his soulmate, hopeless romantic Tom Hansen reflects on their relationship to try and figure out where things went wrong and how he can win her back.

Actors

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tom
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
That would explain a lot actually Can I ask you a questionYeah She never cheated on youNo Never She ever take advantage of you in any wayNoAnd she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriendYeah - 500 Days of Summer 00:23
That would explain a lot actually Can I ask you a...
Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. - 500 Days of Summer 00:18
Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya.
Hey, baby. - 500 Days of Summer 00:33
Hey, baby.
Yeah but you said you were going That's why I'm goingAnd that's why I called her last night told her I was sick - 500 Days of Summer 00:07
Yeah but you said you were going That's why I'm...
# Sweet # # Disposition # - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
# Sweet # # Disposition #
# Never# # Too soon # # A moment, a love A dream aloud # # A kiss, a cry our rights, our wrongs # You look nice. - 500 Days of Summer 00:34
# Never# # Too soon # # A moment, a love A dream aloud # # A...
- You look nice. - Thanks. - 500 Days of Summer 00:26
- You look nice. - Thanks.
- Wanna dance? - Yeah. - 500 Days of Summer 00:06
- Wanna dance? - Yeah.
Hey, I was wondering, um- - 500 Days of Summer 00:31
Hey, I was wondering, um-
# The skies above are blue # Hey, I was wondering, um- I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um, on our roof top that has, like, a really nice garden, if you want to come. - 500 Days of Summer 00:24
# The skies above are blue # Hey, I was wondering, um- I was...
I guess I just got lucky. - 500 Days of Summer 01:02
I guess I just got lucky.
Twenty one yearsShe's the light that guides me homeYes that is from one of our cardsNo Someone else wrote itDoesn't make it less true - 500 Days of Summer 00:15
Twenty one yearsShe's the light that guides me homeYes...
Tom walked to her apartmentintoxicated by the promise of the eveningIt's all right It's all right He believed that this timehis expectations would align with reality - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
Tom walked to her apartmentintoxicated by the promise of the...
- Hi. - Hey. - 500 Days of Summer 00:17
- Hi. - Hey.
So Tom what is it that you do Uh I write greeting cardsTom could be a really great architect if he wanted to beThat's unusualI mean what made you go from one to the otherI guess I just figuredwhy make something disposable like a buildingwhen you can make - 500 Days of Summer 00:22
So Tom what is it that you do Uh I write greeting cardsTom...
What? - 500 Days of Summer 00:09
What?
Yeah uh this isAnd Rhoda no disrespect herebut um this is total shitTom Go for it and You can do itThat's not inspirational That's suicidalIf Pickles goes for it right there that's a dead catThese are lies we're liarsThink about it Why do people buy these - 500 Days of Summer 02:00
Yeah uh this isAnd Rhoda no disrespect herebut um this is...
These are lies we're liarsThink about it Why do people buy these thingsIt's not 'cause they want to say how they feelPeople buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid toWe provide the service that lets them off the hookYou know what I - 500 Days of Summer 00:23
These are lies we're liarsThink about it Why do people...
People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid toWe provide the service that lets them off the hook - 500 Days of Summer 00:08
People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they...
It's It's these cards and the movies and the pop songsThey're to blame for all the liesand the heartache everything - 500 Days of Summer 00:12
It's It's these cards and the movies and the pop...