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500 Days of Summer

Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. What's the matter with you?

Tom:She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.Alison:Literally?Tom:Not Literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. What's the matter with you?

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She took a giant shit on my face
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Literally Literally
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Not literally That's disgusting Jesus
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What's the matter with you
Available in 9 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
1,307
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:44
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Fox Searchlight Pictures,Watermark Pictures,Dune Entertainment III

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Movie Summary

After being dumped by the girl he believes to be his soulmate, hopeless romantic Tom Hansen reflects on their relationship to try and figure out where things went wrong and how he can win her back.

Actors

Rachel Boston
Alison
Rachel Boston
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tom Hansen
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I'm messed up I amYou know on the one hand I want to forget herOn the other handI know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
I'm messed up I amYou know on the one hand I want to...
Mm hmm You ever do thisYou think back on the times you had with someone replay it in your head over and over againand you look for those first signs of trouble - 500 Days of Summer 00:12
Mm hmm You ever do thisYou think back on the times you had...
There's two options reallyEither she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor she's a robot - 500 Days of Summer 00:15
There's two options reallyEither she's an...
Either she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor she's a robot - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
Either she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor...
That would explain a lot actually Can I ask you a questionYeah She never cheated on youNo Never She ever take advantage of you in any wayNoAnd she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriendYeah - 500 Days of Summer 00:23
That would explain a lot actually Can I ask you a...
Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. - 500 Days of Summer 00:18
Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya.
Hey, baby. - 500 Days of Summer 00:33
Hey, baby.
Yeah but you said you were going That's why I'm goingAnd that's why I called her last night told her I was sick - 500 Days of Summer 00:07
Yeah but you said you were going That's why I'm...
# Sweet # # Disposition # - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
# Sweet # # Disposition #
# Never# # Too soon # # A moment, a love A dream aloud # # A kiss, a cry our rights, our wrongs # You look nice. - 500 Days of Summer 00:34
# Never# # Too soon # # A moment, a love A dream aloud # # A...
- You look nice. - Thanks. - 500 Days of Summer 00:26
- You look nice. - Thanks.
- Wanna dance? - Yeah. - 500 Days of Summer 00:06
- Wanna dance? - Yeah.
Hey, I was wondering, um- - 500 Days of Summer 00:31
Hey, I was wondering, um-
# The skies above are blue # Hey, I was wondering, um- I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um, on our roof top that has, like, a really nice garden, if you want to come. - 500 Days of Summer 00:24
# The skies above are blue # Hey, I was wondering, um- I was...
I guess I just got lucky. - 500 Days of Summer 01:02
I guess I just got lucky.
Twenty one yearsShe's the light that guides me homeYes that is from one of our cardsNo Someone else wrote itDoesn't make it less true - 500 Days of Summer 00:15
Twenty one yearsShe's the light that guides me homeYes...
Tom walked to her apartmentintoxicated by the promise of the eveningIt's all right It's all right He believed that this timehis expectations would align with reality - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
Tom walked to her apartmentintoxicated by the promise of the...
- Hi. - Hey. - 500 Days of Summer 00:17
- Hi. - Hey.
So Tom what is it that you do Uh I write greeting cardsTom could be a really great architect if he wanted to beThat's unusualI mean what made you go from one to the otherI guess I just figuredwhy make something disposable like a buildingwhen you can make - 500 Days of Summer 00:22
So Tom what is it that you do Uh I write greeting cardsTom...
What? - 500 Days of Summer 00:09
What?