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That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
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500 Days of Summer

That's the dumbest thingI've ever heard. No, it's not.- It's awesome. Trust me. I'm...

That's the dumbest thingI've ever heard. No, it's not.- It's awesome. Trust me. I'm serious. I'll go first. Penis

Full Transcript

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That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
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No it's not It's awesome Trust me
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I'm serious
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I'll go first
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Penis
Available in 9 languages
Duration
17 seconds
Views
734
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:13
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Fox Searchlight Pictures,Watermark Pictures,Dune Entertainment III

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Movie Summary

After being dumped by the girl he believes to be his soulmate, hopeless romantic Tom Hansen reflects on their relationship to try and figure out where things went wrong and how he can win her back.
Penis. Penis! Penis! Penis! There's kids around. There are no kids around. Penis! Penis! You having - 500 Days of Summer 00:46
Penis. Penis! Penis! Penis! There's kids around. There...
It's very complex. - 500 Days of Summer 00:17
It's very complex.
Do you want to go to the movies? - 500 Days of Summer 00:06
Do you want to go to the movies?
Suffering. - 500 Days of Summer 00:11
Suffering.
T-Tom? Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office. Tom. Have a seat. - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
T-Tom? Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office. Tom....
Uh Roses are red violets are blueFuck you whore - 500 Days of Summer 00:07
Uh Roses are red violets are blueFuck you whore
Funerals and sympathy. - 500 Days of Summer 00:24
Funerals and sympathy.
Misery sadness loss of faithno reason to liveThis is perfect for you - 500 Days of Summer 00:10
Misery sadness loss of faithno reason to liveThis is perfect...
Hey HeyDon't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday Nope All doneReally Can you help me 'Cause I've run out of ways to say congratsOkay I got Good job Well done and Way to goThat's itHow 'bout Every day you make me proudbut today you get a cardShit - 500 Days of Summer 00:25
Hey HeyDon't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday...
I hate her crooked teethI hate her 1960s haircutI hate her knobby kneesAnd I hate her cockroach shaped splotch on her neckI hate the way she smacks her lips before she talksAnd I hate the way she sounds when she laughsShe's like the windI hate this - 500 Days of Summer 00:28
I hate her crooked teethI hate her 1960s haircutI hate her...
She took a giant shit on my faceLiterally LiterallyNot literally That's disgusting JesusWhat's the matter with you - 500 Days of Summer 00:15
She took a giant shit on my faceLiterally LiterallyNot...
I'm messed up I amYou know on the one hand I want to forget herOn the other handI know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
I'm messed up I amYou know on the one hand I want to...
Mm hmm You ever do thisYou think back on the times you had with someone replay it in your head over and over againand you look for those first signs of trouble - 500 Days of Summer 00:12
Mm hmm You ever do thisYou think back on the times you had...
There's two options reallyEither she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor she's a robot - 500 Days of Summer 00:15
There's two options reallyEither she's an...
Either she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor she's a robot - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
Either she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor...
That would explain a lot actually Can I ask you a questionYeah She never cheated on youNo Never She ever take advantage of you in any wayNoAnd she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriendYeah - 500 Days of Summer 00:23
That would explain a lot actually Can I ask you a...
Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. - 500 Days of Summer 00:18
Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya.
Hey, baby. - 500 Days of Summer 00:33
Hey, baby.
Yeah but you said you were going That's why I'm goingAnd that's why I called her last night told her I was sick - 500 Days of Summer 00:07
Yeah but you said you were going That's why I'm...
# Sweet # # Disposition # - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
# Sweet # # Disposition #