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Not one patient. Not even a case of splintersto treat with my bone saw. Thanks, robot, but...

9-1-1 • S08E03 • 2018
Not one patient. Not even a case of splintersto treat with my bone saw. Thanks, robot, but I couldn'teat a thing right now. Can you save him, Doc? If it's something thatcan be cured by a bone saw! I'll need anesthetic! Get me a bottle of animal whiskey! Ha-ha! They see a cute kid lying in the road, stagecoach gotta stop. Then I jump out and stab 'em! Bang! But, won't that be, like, murder? 'Cause colleges look at stuff like that. Here they come!Shut up and look cute

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Not one patient
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Not even a case of splinters to treat with my bone saw
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Thanks robot but I couldn't eat a thing right now
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Can you save him Doc
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If it's something that can be cured by a bone saw
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I'll need anesthetic
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Get me a bottle of animal whiskey
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Ha ha
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They see a cute kid lying in the road
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stagecoach gotta stop
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Then I jump out and stab 'em
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Bang
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But won't that be like murder
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'Cause colleges look at stuff like that
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Here they come Shut up and look cute
Available in 2 languages
Duration
43 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:05
Uploaded
Jan 12, 2026
Season
8
Episode
3
Genres
action, drama, thriller
Production
Ryan Murphy Television,Ream Works,Brad Falchuk Teley-vision,20th Century Fox Television,20th Television

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Movie Summary

Explores the high-pressure experiences of the first responders who are thrust into the most frightening, shocking, and heart-stopping situations.
S06 • E06 You seem... serious. - 9-1-1 00:04
You seem... serious.
S02 • E02 - The hell? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - 9-1-1 00:09
- The hell? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
S06 • E15 I actually thought about using my newfound math skills - 9-1-1 00:06
I actually thought about using my newfound math skills
S06 • E11 I'm sorry, but, uh, - 9-1-1 00:05
I'm sorry, but, uh,
S08 • E01 Monique, my love. - 9-1-1 00:09
Monique, my love.
S04 • E05 Whoa, watch out! - 9-1-1 00:05
Whoa, watch out!
S08 • E09 Yes, I'm here for the free scam. - 9-1-1 00:06
Yes, I'm here for the free scam.
S02 • E10 Thank you. - 9-1-1 00:19
Thank you.
S06 • E09 Dispatch to 6-0-9-M-21. - 9-1-1 00:04
Dispatch to 6-0-9-M-21.
S02 • E16 Almost there. - 9-1-1 00:11
Almost there.
S06 • E14 Wow. - 9-1-1 00:09
Wow.
S06 • E08 - I'm sorry. Did you just say... - Yes! I killed my boss - 9-1-1 00:05
- I'm sorry. Did you just say... - Yes! I killed my bos...
S06 • E06 I'm.. I'm... I'm not sure I'm ready for serious. - 9-1-1 00:05
I'm.. I'm... I'm not sure I'm ready for ...
S06 • E07 First rule of a curse, - 9-1-1 00:05
First rule of a curse,
S08 • E06 Hands up, boat bags. - 9-1-1 00:16
Hands up, boat bags.
S06 • E13 Cherie and Makela won my DM challenge the other day - 9-1-1 00:12
Cherie and Makela won my DM challenge the other day
S04 • E03 What can I do for you, sir? - 9-1-1 00:12
What can I do for you, sir?
S06 • E18 [Eddie groaning] - 9-1-1 00:17
[Eddie groaning]
S06 • E09 We've been receiving calls from that - 9-1-1 00:05
We've been receiving calls from that
S06 • E12 Yes, please. (chuckles) - 9-1-1 00:05
Yes, please. (chuckles)