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You know, I heard there'snot really even a virus at all. It's just a big hoax,like the moon landing. You were on the moon last week! You grew up on Mars! That's what they want you to think! Ugh. Enough withthe conspiracy theories, people! Let's look at the facts. Irrational rage, spread through saliva and spit, constant angry moaning. It's all the classic symptoms... of zombie-ism! No way! That's completely unscientific, Hermes.EXPLOVID victims move at way too normal a speedto be zombies. There are all speedsof zombies out there! Fast ones. Slow ones. Brisk shufflers. But the cure is always the same. Voodoo.- Balderdash! People stopped believing in voodooback in Fry's time. But voodoo didn'tstop believing in them. Voodoo may not be well understood, but it gets results. You know what else gets results? Public ridicule
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You know I heard there's not really even a virus at all
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It's just a big hoax like the moon landing
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You were on the moon last week
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You grew up on Mars
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That's what they want you to think
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Ugh Enough with the conspiracy theories people
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Let's look at the facts
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Irrational rage
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spread through saliva and spit
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constant angry moaning
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It's all the classic symptoms
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of zombie ism
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No way
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That's completely unscientific Hermes EXPLOVID victims
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move at way too normal a speed to be zombies
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There are all speeds of zombies out there
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Fast ones Slow ones Brisk shufflers
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But the cure is always the same
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Voodoo Balderdash
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People stopped believing in voodoo back in Fry's time
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But voodoo didn't stop believing in them
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Voodoo may not be well understood
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but it gets results
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You know what else gets results
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Public ridicule
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Explores the high-pressure experiences of the first responders who are thrust into the most frightening, shocking, and heart-stopping situations.
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