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9-1-1

Calculon, I've come to tell you that-- Um...- Cut! What happened? - The script pages...

9-1-1 • S08E01 • 2018
You missed a line. Can you direct at double speed? I don't know.Can you pay at double scale? It's not my money.Just yell action really, really fa-- Action! MONIQUE:Calculon, I've come to tell you that-- Um...- Cut! What happened? - The script pages stopped uploading.- It's those damned lazy writers! Can't even manage to writean hour-long episode every 15 minutes. I died doing what I hated. Can't you just ad lib? Asking an actor to ad libis like asking a... guy to... five. So I'll just write the scripts. Any idiot could be a TV writer.Many are. How hard can it be? I love you, Calculon. Let's do it, baby. Bender is great. And fade to black. - You're hired!- Hello, Writer's Guild

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You missed a line
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Can you direct at double speed
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I don't know Can you pay at double scale
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It's not my money Just yell action really really fa
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Action
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MONIQUE double speed Calculon I've come to tell you that
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Um Cut What happened
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The script pages stopped uploading It's those damned lazy writers
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Can't even manage to write an hour long episode every 15 minutes
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I died doing what I hated
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Can't you just ad lib
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Asking an actor to ad lib is like asking a
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guy to five
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So I'll just write the scripts
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Any idiot could be a TV writer Many are
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How hard can it be
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I love you Calculon
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Let's do it baby
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Bender is great
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And fade to black
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You're hired Hello Writer's Guild
Available in 2 languages
Duration
51 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:00
Uploaded
Jan 12, 2026
Season
8
Episode
1
Genres
action, drama, thriller
Production
Ryan Murphy Television,Ream Works,Brad Falchuk Teley-vision,20th Century Fox Television,20th Television

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Movie Summary

Explores the high-pressure experiences of the first responders who are thrust into the most frightening, shocking, and heart-stopping situations.
S03 • E15 Okay. 30 minutes. - 9-1-1 00:05
Okay. 30 minutes.
S06 • E05 Yeah, well, it looks like he insulated it pretty good, too. - 9-1-1 00:04
Yeah, well, it looks like he insulated it pretty good, too.
S06 • E18 Yeah. I... I'm-I'm good. - 9-1-1 00:05
Yeah. I... I'm-I'm good.
S06 • E07 I understand believing in something bigger than yourself, - 9-1-1 00:06
I understand believing in something bigger than yourself,
S06 • E03 You know how many times I go to make an arrest - 9-1-1 00:06
You know how many times I go to make an arrest
S04 • E14 Ooh. An arterial bleed, Cap. - 9-1-1 00:20
Ooh. An arterial bleed, Cap.
S06 • E16 Let him come to whatever decision he's gonna come to - 9-1-1 00:06
Let him come to whatever decision he's gonna come to
S01 • E06 But you're wearing that ring. - 9-1-1 00:16
But you're wearing that ring.
S01 • E04 -Good to go! - 9-1-1 00:06
-Good to go!
S02 • E05 [LOUDLY]: Is anyone here? - 9-1-1 00:08
[LOUDLY]: Is anyone here?
S06 • E08 And you're not sure which cup you gave him? - 9-1-1 00:04
And you're not sure which cup you gave him?
S08 • E04 ♪ adventurous music playing ♪ Oh... - 9-1-1 00:07
♪ adventurous music playing ♪ Oh...
S05 • E06 You, go around back. - 9-1-1 00:08
You, go around back.
S06 • E14 ¿Todo bien? - 9-1-1 00:10
¿Todo bien?
S06 • E12 Because I know you're worried about him - 9-1-1 00:05
Because I know you're worried about him
S08 • E02 Let's go! - 9-1-1 00:14
Let's go!
S06 • E16 Uh... I mean, there's only one right decision. - 9-1-1 00:04
Uh... I mean, there's only one right decision.
S06 • E03 Living under the same roof with a killer, - 9-1-1 00:04
Living under the same roof with a killer,
S06 • E01 - Wait, what? - You want to keep your weight back, - 9-1-1 00:04
- Wait, what? - You want to keep your weight back,
S06 • E07 I don't think they're making chandeliers fall - 9-1-1 00:06
I don't think they're making chandeliers fall