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Oh, wow! You've got to be fuckingkidding me. Jesus Christ. Hi, David. David, what are you doing? -Mr. Nelson.-You're late. Come on. No, no, no. You're dead. -What?-You're dead. I was at your funeral.It's four years from now. I mean, look, maybe I was wrong, but get your pancreas checked,will you? And soon. David, I don't know what kindof pre-show routine you're doing here,but there's no time. Curtain's in half an hour.Half hour, everyone. Mr. Nelson, how old am I? You're 15. -I'm 15.-Cool. -How old am I?-I don't know. 40? I'm gonna kill you today.Forget four years from now. Fucking 40?
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Oh wow
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You've got to be fucking kidding me
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Jesus Christ
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Hi David
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David what are you doing
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Mr Nelson You're late Come on
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No no no You're dead
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What You're dead
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I was at your funeral It's four years from now
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I mean look maybe I was wrong
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but get your pancreas checked will you And soon
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David I don't know what kind of pre show routine
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you're doing here but there's no time
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Curtain's in half an hour Half hour everyone
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Mr Nelson how old am I
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You're 15
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I'm 15 Cool
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How old am I I don't know 40
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I'm gonna kill you today Forget four years from now
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Fucking 40
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أوه واو
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لا بد أنك تمزح معي
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يسوع المسيح
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مرحب ا ديفيد
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ديفيد
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ماذا تفعل السيد نيلسون
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لقد تأخرت تعال لا لا لا أنت ميت
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ماذا أنت ميت لقد كنت في جنازتك
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إنها أربع سنوات من الآن أعني انظر ربما
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كنت مخطئ ا لكن قم بفحص البنكرياس أليس كذلك
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وقريبا لا أعرف ما هو نوع روتين ما قبل العرض الذي
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تقومون به هنا ولكن ليس هناك وقت الستار في نصف ساعة
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نصف ساعة للجميع انتظر سيد نيلسون كم عمري
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القادمة من خلال عمرك 15
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عمري 15
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رائع كم عمري
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عيسى
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لا أعرف 40 سأقتلك اليوم ننسى أربع سنوات من الآن
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سخيف 40
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Oh páni
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Musíš si ze mě dělat srandu
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Ježíši
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Ahoj Davide
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Davide Co to děláš
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Pan Nelson Jsi pozdě
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No ne ne jsi mrtvý Co
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Jsi mrtvý Byl jsem na vašem pohřbu Za čtyři roky jsou to čtyři roky
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Chci říct podívej možná jsem se mýlil ale
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nechte si zkontrolovat pankreas že A brzy
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Nevím jaký druh pre show Rutina kterou
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tady děláte ale není čas Curtain je za půl hodiny
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Half Hour všichni Čekejte pane Nelsone kolik je mi let
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Přicházení Jaš to 15
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Je mi 15
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Ochladit Kolik je mi let Ježíš
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Nevím 40
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Dnes tě zabiju Zapomeňte na čtyři roky
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Kurva 40
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Det er kraftedeme løgn
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Hold da kæft Hej David
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David du er sent på den Hr Nelson
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Men De er jo død Jeg var med til Deres begravelse Det er om fire år
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De må få tjekket Deres bugspytkirtel
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Der er ikke tid til alt muligt pjat Tæppet går om en halv time
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Hvor gammel er jeg Du er 15
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Hvor gammel er jeg Aner det ikke 40
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Jeg slår dig ihjel i dag Fire år kan du glemme alt om
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Dat meen je niet
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Hoi David David wat doe je
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Mr Nelson Je komt te laat
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U bent dood Ik was op uw uitvaart Over vier jaar
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Laat naar uw alvleesklier kijken En snel ook
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Geen idee waar dit op slaat maar je moet over een halfuur op
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Nog een half uur Hoe oud ben ik
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Vijftien Ik ben vijftien
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Cool En ik Een jaar of veertig
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Jij gaat er vandaag al aan
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Veertig
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Voi wow
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Sinun täytyy olla vitun vitsailemassa minua
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Jeesus Kristus
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Hei David
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Daavid Mitä teet
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Mr Nelson Olet myöhässä
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Tule Ei ei ei olet kuollut Mitä
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Olet kuollut Olin hautajaisissasi Se on neljä vuotta nyt
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Tarkoitan katso ehkä olin väärässä mutta
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saat haimasi tarkistettavan eikö niin Ja pian
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En tiedä millaista esittelyä Rutiinit joita teet
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täällä mutta aikaa ei ole Verho on puolen tunnin sisällä
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Half tunti kaikki Vakki herra Nelson kuinka vanha olen
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Kavinta You'e 15
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Olen 15
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Viileä Kuinka vanha olen Jeesus
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En tiedä 40
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Aion tappaa sinut tänään Unohda neljä vuotta nyt
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Vitun 40
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Putain c'est pas vrai
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C'est dingue
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Salut David
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David t'es en retard M Nelson
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Vous êtes mort Quoi
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Je suis allé à vos obsèques dans 4 ans
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Je me trompe peut être mais surveillez votre pancréas
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Pas le temps pour ton rituel pré spectacle
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Lever de rideau dans 1 2 heure 1 2 heure
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J'ai quel âge 15 ans
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J'ai 15 ans
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Et moi
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Je sais pas 40 ans
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Je vais vous tuer aujourd'hui pas dans 4 ans
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Das kann nicht deren Ernst sein
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Ach du Scheiße
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Hi David
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David wo warst du
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Mr Nelson Du bist spät dran
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Nein Sie sind doch tot Was
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Sie sind tot Ich war auf Ihrer Beerdigung In vier Jahren
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Vielleicht irre ich mich
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Aber lassen Sie sich untersuchen
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Ich weiß nicht ob das gegen Lampenfieber helfen soll
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aber wir haben keine Zeit Die Show beginnt in 30 Minuten
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Eine halbe Stunde Leute Wie alt bin ich
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Du bist 15
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Ich bin 15
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Cool Wie alt bin ich
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Keine Ahnung 40
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Ich bring Sie heute schon um Ist nichts mit vier Jahren
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40 Scheiße
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Wah
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Kau pasti bercanda
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Astaga
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Hai David
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David Kau sedang apa
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Pak Nelson Kau telat
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Kau sudah meninggal Apa
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Kau sudah meninggal Aku di pemakamanmu Empat tahun lagi
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Dengar mungkin aku salah
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periksalah pankreasmu Segera
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Entah kau sedang latihan apa
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tetapi tak ada waktu Tirai dibuka setengah jam lagi
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Setengah jam semuanya Pak Nelson berapa usiaku
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Permisi Usiamu 15
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Usiaku 15
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Keren Usiaku berapa Ya ampun
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Entahlah 40
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Kubunuh kau hari ini Lupakan empat tahun dari sekarang
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Apa apaan usiaku 40
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Cazzo ma scherziamo
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Cristo santo
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Ciao David
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David Ma che fai
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Professore Svelto
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No lei è morto Cosa
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Sono stato al suo funerale Tra quattro anni
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Forse sbaglierò ma si faccia controllare il pancreas
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Non so se ti prepari così allo spettacolo
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Ma è tardi Si va in scena tra mezz'ora
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Mezz'ora gente Senta quanti anni ho
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Hai 15 anni Ho 15 anni
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Figo E quanti ne ho io Cristo
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Non lo so Direi 40
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Io la ammazzo adesso Si scordi altri quattro anni
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Cazzo 40 anni
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Och wow
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Chyba sobie kurwa żartujesz
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Jezus Chrystus
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Cześć David
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Dawid Co robisz
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Pan Nelsona Spóźniłeś się
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Pospiesz się Nie nie nie nie żyjesz Co
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Nie żyjesz Byłem na twoim pogrzebie To już za cztery lata
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To znaczy słuchaj może się myliłem ale
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zbadaj swoją trzustkę dobrze I wkrótce
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Nie wiem jaką rutynę przed występem tu robisz
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ale nie ma czasu Zasłona będzie za pół godziny
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Pół godziny wszyscy Zaczekaj panie Nelson ile mam lat
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Przechodzi Masz 15 lat
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Mam 15 lat
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Fajny Ile mam lat Jezus
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Nie wiem 40
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Zabiję cię dzisiaj Zapomnij o tym za cztery lata
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Kurwa 40
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Só pode ser brincadeira comigo
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Meu Deus do céu
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Oi David
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David O que tá fazendo
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Sr Nelson Tá atrasado Vem
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Não Você morreu O quê
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Você morreu Fui ao seu enterro É daqui a 4 anos
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Bom posso ter me enganado
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mas faz um exame do pâncreas tá E logo
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Não sei que tipo de laboratório tá fazendo
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mas não dá tempo O espetáculo é em meia hora
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Meia hora pessoal Peraí quantos anos eu tenho
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Licença 15 óbvio
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Eu tenho 15
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Legal E que idade eu tenho Caramba
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Sei lá 40
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Vou te matar 4 anos é o caramba
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40 porra
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Уау
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Да ты должно быть шутишь
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Боже мой
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Привет Дэвид
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Дэвид Что ты делаешь
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Мистер Нельсон Ты опоздал Бегом
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Нет нет нет Вы умерли Что
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Вы умерли Я был на ваших похоронах 4 года назад
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Слушайте может я ошибаюсь
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но проверьте поджелудочную ладно И как можно скорее
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Не знаю что за предшоу ты устраиваешь
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но времени нет Полчаса до начала
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Полчаса ребята Мистер Нельсон сколько мне лет
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Пропустите Тебе 15
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Мне 15
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Круто Сколько мне лет Боже
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Не знаю 40
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Я убью вас сегодня Забудь про 4 года назад
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Чёрт возьми 40
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No me jodas
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No es cierto
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Hola David
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David qué haces
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Sr Nelson Ya es tarde Vamos
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No no está muerto Qué
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Murió Fui a su funeral Es dentro de 4 años
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Tal vez me equivoqué
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pero revísese el páncreas Pronto
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No sé qué rutina estés haciendo
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pero no hay tiempo Empezamos en media hora
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Media hora Espere qué edad tengo
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Abran paso 15
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Tengo 15
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Cool Qué edad tengo Qué horror
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No sé Cuarenta
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Lo voy a matar hoy Nada de que en cuatro años
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Pendejo Cuarenta
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Åh wow
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Du måste skämta med mig
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Jesus Kristus
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Hej David
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David Vad gör du
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Herr Nelson Du är sen
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No nej nej du är död Vad
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Du är död Jag var vid din begravning Det är fyra år från och med nu
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Jag menar titta kanske jag hade fel men få din
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bukspottkörtel kontrollerad eller hur Och snart
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Jag vet inte vilken typ av pre show rutin du gör här
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men det finns ingen tid Gardin är på en halvtimme
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Half timme alla Va herr Nelson hur gammal är jag
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Kommande igenom Du är 15
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Jag är 15
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Sval Hur gammal är jag Jesus
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Jag vet inte 40
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Jag ska döda dig idag Glöm fyra år från och med nu
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Jävla 40
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Vay be
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Benimle dalga geçiyor olmalısın
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Tanrım
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Merhaba David
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David Ne yapıyorsun
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Bay Nelson Geç kaldın Hadi
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Hayır hayır hayır sen öldün Ne
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Sen öldün Cenazendeydim Bundan dört yıl sonra
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Bakın belki yanılmışımdır ama
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pankreasınızı kontrol ettirin olur mu Ve benzeri
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Burada nasıl bir gösteri öncesi rutini yaptığınızı
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bilmiyorum ama zaman yok Yarım saat sonra perde kalkacak
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Herkese yarım saat Bekle Bay Nelson kaç yaşındayım
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Geliyorum 15 yaşındasın
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15 yaşındayım
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Serin Kaç yaşındayım İsa
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Bilmiyorum 40 mı
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Seni bugün öldüreceğim Dört yıl sonrasını unutun
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40 mı
Available in 16 languages
Duration
41 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:57
Uploaded
Feb 04, 2026
Production
Imperative Entertainment,30WEST,Columbia Pictures,Chapel Place Productions,Tempo Basho,Original Films
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Movie Summary
An imaginative tale of two strangers and the extraordinary emotional journey that connects them.