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The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.

Director: Bob Clark
Writer: Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown, Bob Clark
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 1983
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $20,778,141
Released: 18 Nov 1983
Awards: 3 wins & 11 nominations
Not again - A Christmas Story 00:07 Not again All gone No turkey No turkey sandwiches - A Christmas Story 00:09 All gone No turkey No turkey sandwiches Come on Mom we're going to be late - A Christmas Story 00:06 Come on Mom we're going to be late You no good damn knuckle Fanged dongs stinking bitch - A Christmas Story 00:07 You no good damn knuckle Fanged dongs stinking bitch Honors and benefits Already at the age of nine - A Christmas Story 00:05 Honors and benefits Already at the age of nine Holy cow it's the fire department - A Christmas Story 00:13 Holy cow it's the fire department I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed - A Christmas Story 00:15 I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed Don't bother me now Can't you see I'm busy - A Christmas Story 00:07 Don't bother me now Can't you see I'm busy Come on up Come on up there - A Christmas Story 00:29 Come on up Come on up there My old man's spare tires were actually only tires - A Christmas Story 00:09 My old man's spare tires were actually only tires Or gallons of turkey soup - A Christmas Story 00:09 Or gallons of turkey soup Open up that damper - A Christmas Story 00:50 Open up that damper Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice - A Christmas Story 00:08 Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice Preparing to go to school was like getting ready - A Christmas Story 00:07 Preparing to go to school was like getting ready It's a beautiful duck Yes it really is - A Christmas Story 00:36 It's a beautiful duck Yes it really is Strange - A Christmas Story 00:30 Strange How do the little piggies go - A Christmas Story 00:49 How do the little piggies go I have since heard of people under - A Christmas Story 00:16 I have since heard of people under What's the matter What are you crying for - A Christmas Story 00:42 What's the matter What are you crying for However I was disappointed in the margins - A Christmas Story 00:10 However I was disappointed in the margins You want a sip - A Christmas Story 00:03 You want a sip Be sure to drink your Ovaltine - A Christmas Story 00:19 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine He looks like a deranged Easter bunny - A Christmas Story 00:10 He looks like a deranged Easter bunny Hello Mrs Schwartz Yes I'm fine - A Christmas Story 00:46 Hello Mrs Schwartz Yes I'm fine You ready to tell me - A Christmas Story 00:27 You ready to tell me Only one thing that could've dragged me away - A Christmas Story 00:09 Only one thing that could've dragged me away The black cave of doom - A Christmas Story 00:36 The black cave of doom My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years - A Christmas Story 00:06 My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years Listen jerk - A Christmas Story 00:21 Listen jerk And good old Cleveland Street How could I ever forget it - A Christmas Story 00:21 And good old Cleveland Street How could I ever forget it Okay Ralphie - A Christmas Story 00:07 Okay Ralphie Know what I'm getting my old man for Christmas - A Christmas Story 00:36 Know what I'm getting my old man for Christmas Say uncle - A Christmas Story 00:24 Say uncle From me to you - A Christmas Story 00:21 From me to you They traded Bullfrog I don't believe it - A Christmas Story 00:19 They traded Bullfrog I don't believe it I had one when I was eight years old - A Christmas Story 00:08 I had one when I was eight years old Downtown Hohman was prepared for its yearly bacchanalia of - A Christmas Story 00:09 Downtown Hohman was prepared for its yearly bacchanalia of I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed - A Christmas Story 00:05 I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed You know Dew Lock just bought one of those brand new - A Christmas Story 00:20 You know Dew Lock just bought one of those brand new This isn't one of those trees that all the needles falls off is it - A Christmas Story 00:07 This isn't one of those trees that all the needles... Randy will you eat There are starving people in China - A Christmas Story 00:06 Randy will you eat There are starving people in China I left Flick to certain annihilation - A Christmas Story 00:09 I left Flick to certain annihilation Young man - A Christmas Story 00:13 Young man Hey listen smart ass I asked my old man about sticking - A Christmas Story 00:26 Hey listen smart ass I asked my old man about sticking Come on up - A Christmas Story 00:30 Come on up Randy lay there like a slug - A Christmas Story 00:06 Randy lay there like a slug Hey Dad - A Christmas Story 00:20 Hey Dad Or it could be a bowling alley - A Christmas Story 00:17 Or it could be a bowling alley All right - A Christmas Story 00:10 All right Parents one - A Christmas Story 00:36 Parents one What've we got here folks - A Christmas Story 00:16 What've we got here folks First nighters packed earmuff to earmuff jostled in wonderment - A Christmas Story 00:14 First nighters packed earmuff to earmuff jostled in... But no matter Christmas was on its way - A Christmas Story 00:11 But no matter Christmas was on its way Thank you Flick - A Christmas Story 00:36 Thank you Flick You'll shoot your eye out - A Christmas Story 00:23 You'll shoot your eye out That's another one of your silly puzzles - A Christmas Story 00:21 That's another one of your silly puzzles The heavenly aroma still hung heavy in the house But it was gone - A Christmas Story 00:16 The heavenly aroma still hung heavy in the house But it was... Where's Flick - A Christmas Story 00:08 Where's Flick Tonight he's coming tonight Tonight Hot damn tonight - A Christmas Story 00:05 Tonight he's coming tonight Tonight Hot damn tonight Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this - A Christmas Story 00:36 Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this It's a beautiful duck - A Christmas Story 00:32 It's a beautiful duck Every family has a kid who won't eat - A Christmas Story 00:09 Every family has a kid who won't eat I told you not to use Lifebuoy - A Christmas Story 00:05 I told you not to use Lifebuoy Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders - A Christmas Story 00:13 Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders You're lucky it didn't cut your eye - A Christmas Story 00:06 You're lucky it didn't cut your eye Come on up on Santa's lap - A Christmas Story 00:30 Come on up on Santa's lap Mom this is just the same old dumb parade as last year - A Christmas Story 00:10 Mom this is just the same old dumb parade as last year If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9 00 he can kiss my foot - A Christmas Story 00:06 If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9 00 he... A can of Simonize - A Christmas Story 00:04 A can of Simonize The line waiting to see Santa stretched all the way back to Terre Haute - A Christmas Story 00:09 The line waiting to see Santa stretched all the way back to... Grover Dill Farkus' crummy little toady - A Christmas Story 00:13 Grover Dill Farkus' crummy little toady Lmmediately my feet began to sweat as those two fluffy little bunnies - A Christmas Story 00:21 Lmmediately my feet began to sweat as those two fluffy... There has never been a kid who didn't believe - A Christmas Story 00:12 There has never been a kid who didn't believe Get in the car Get in the car - A Christmas Story 00:31 Get in the car Get in the car Holy smoke would you - A Christmas Story 00:26 Holy smoke would you And this is for Daddy - A Christmas Story 00:14 And this is for Daddy So what else happened today - A Christmas Story 00:31 So what else happened today How do the little piggies go - A Christmas Story 00:17 How do the little piggies go Damn it Blow out - A Christmas Story 00:35 Damn it Blow out

Cast

Mother Parker - Melinda Dillon
The Old Man Parker - Darren McGavin
Ralphie as an Adult - Jean Shepherd
Randy - Ian Petrella