"A Christmas Story" quotes
The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.
Director: Bob Clark
Writer: Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown, Bob Clark
Production: N/A
Year: 1983
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $20,778,141
Released: 18 Nov 1983
Awards: 3 wins & 11 nominations
139 Clips
00:07 Not again
00:09 All gone No turkey No turkey sandwiches
00:06 Come on Mom we're going to be late
00:07 You no good damn knuckle Fanged dongs stinking bitch
00:05 Honors and benefits Already at the age of nine
00:13 Holy cow it's the fire department
00:15 I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed
00:07 Don't bother me now Can't you see I'm busy
00:29 Come on up Come on up there
00:09 My old man's spare tires were actually only tires
00:09 Or gallons of turkey soup
00:50 Open up that damper
00:08 Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice
00:07 Preparing to go to school was like getting ready
00:36 It's a beautiful duck Yes it really is
00:30 Strange
00:49 How do the little piggies go
00:16 I have since heard of people under
00:42 What's the matter What are you crying for
00:10 However I was disappointed in the margins
00:03 You want a sip
00:19 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
00:10 He looks like a deranged Easter bunny
00:46 Hello Mrs Schwartz Yes I'm fine
00:27 You ready to tell me
00:09 Only one thing that could've dragged me away
00:36 The black cave of doom
00:06 My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years
00:21 Listen jerk
00:21 And good old Cleveland Street How could I ever forget it
00:07 Okay Ralphie
00:36 Know what I'm getting my old man for Christmas
00:24 Say uncle
00:21 From me to you
00:19 They traded Bullfrog I don't believe it
00:08 I had one when I was eight years old
00:09 Downtown Hohman was prepared for its yearly bacchanalia of
00:05 I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed
00:20 You know Dew Lock just bought one of those brand new
00:07 This isn't one of those trees that all the needles...
00:06 Randy will you eat There are starving people in China
00:09 I left Flick to certain annihilation
00:13 Young man
00:26 Hey listen smart ass I asked my old man about sticking
00:30 Come on up
00:06 Randy lay there like a slug
00:20 Hey Dad
00:17 Or it could be a bowling alley
00:10 All right
00:36 Parents one
00:16 What've we got here folks
00:14 First nighters packed earmuff to earmuff jostled in...
00:11 But no matter Christmas was on its way
00:36 Thank you Flick
00:23 You'll shoot your eye out
00:21 That's another one of your silly puzzles
00:16 The heavenly aroma still hung heavy in the house But it was...
00:08 Where's Flick
00:05 Tonight he's coming tonight Tonight Hot damn tonight
00:36 Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this
00:32 It's a beautiful duck
00:09 Every family has a kid who won't eat
00:05 I told you not to use Lifebuoy
00:13 Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders
00:06 You're lucky it didn't cut your eye
00:30 Come on up on Santa's lap
00:10 Mom this is just the same old dumb parade as last year
00:06 If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9 00 he...
00:04 A can of Simonize
00:09 The line waiting to see Santa stretched all the way back to...
00:13 Grover Dill Farkus' crummy little toady
00:21 Lmmediately my feet began to sweat as those two fluffy...
00:12 There has never been a kid who didn't believe
00:31 Get in the car Get in the car
00:26 Holy smoke would you
00:14 And this is for Daddy
00:31 So what else happened today
00:17 How do the little piggies go
00:35 Damn it Blow out
Cast
Mother Parker - Melinda Dillon
The Old Man Parker - Darren McGavin
Flick - Scott Schwartz
Ralphie as an Adult - Jean Shepherd
Randy - Ian Petrella