Another shot of mysterious, inexorable, official justice

Mother:
[gets on the phone]
Hello, Mrs. Schwartz? Yes, I'm fine. Uh, Mrs. Schwartz, do you know what Ralph just said? [Mrs. Schwartz's speech is inaudible] Mother:
No, he said... [whispers it close to the receiver] Mrs. Schwartz:
[in a hysterical tone]
NO, NOT THAT! Mother:
Yes, that! Do you know where he heard it? Mrs. Schwartz:
Probably from his father. Mother:
No! He heard it from your son! Mrs. Schwartz:
[screams hysterically]
WHAT! WHAT! WHAAAAAAT! [footsteps are heard followed by screaming and spanking] Schwartz:
[crying]
Ah, no! What did I do, Ma? What, I didn't do nothing! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH! [Ralphie's mom hangs up the phone] Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
Another shot of mysterious, inexorable, official justice