No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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[Ralphie is visiting Santa at the department store, only he can't remember what he wanted] Santa Claus:
What do you want for Christmas, little boy? Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
My mind had gone blank. Frantically, I tried to remember what it was I wanted. I was blowing it, blowing it. Male Elf:
Come on, kid. Santa Claus:
How about a nice Football? Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
Football? Football? What's a Football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out. [Ralphie nods] Santa Claus:
Football. Okay, get him out of here. Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
A Football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie:
[Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up]
No, no! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! Santa Claus:
You'll shoot your eye out, kid. [Ralphie gasps] Santa Claus:
Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho! [Santa pushes Ralphie down the slide with his boot] Ralphie:
No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
What do you want for Christmas, little boy? Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
My mind had gone blank. Frantically, I tried to remember what it was I wanted. I was blowing it, blowing it. Male Elf:
Come on, kid. Santa Claus:
How about a nice Football? Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
Football? Football? What's a Football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out. [Ralphie nods] Santa Claus:
Football. Okay, get him out of here. Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
A Football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie:
[Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up]
No, no! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! Santa Claus:
You'll shoot your eye out, kid. [Ralphie gasps] Santa Claus:
Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho! [Santa pushes Ralphie down the slide with his boot] Ralphie:
No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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Do you want to take it off
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You tell the kid to take it off
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You'll only wear it when Aunt Clara visits Go on and take it off
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Take it off
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My God will you look at that mess
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Who's going to clean the papers up
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Not me
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Randy did it last year
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Well he can do it again
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You know this wine is not bad It's not good either but
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You want a sip
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No you don't
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Movie Summary
The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.
Actors
Santa Claus
Ralphie As An Adult
Male Elf
Ralphie
