Do you know what I'm getting for my old man for Christmas? Yeah, what? A rose that...
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[Ralphie and his friends are heading to the school]
Flick:
Do you know what I'm getting for my old man for Christmas?
Schwartz, Ralphie:
Yeah, what?
Flick:
A rose that squirts. People come to smell it, it squirts them.
Schwartz:
I'm getting my old man a Flit gun.
Ralphie:
A Flit gun?
Schwartz:
Yeah.
[Scut Farkus roaring at them, hanging on the monkey bars. They began to screaming and running to school. Grover Dill stops them]
Grover Dill:
Stop right there.
Ralphie:
Who, me?
Grover Dill:
Yeah, you! Get over there!
Ralphie:
I can't now, Grover. I've... I've gotta go see Miss Shields.
[They ran into school]
Grover Dill:
Hey, come here! Get back here!
Scut Farkus:
Yeah, you get back here! Come back here!
[to Flick]
Scut Farkus:
You... come here.
Flick:
Who, me?
Grover Dill:
No, your Aunt Tilly. Yeah, you. Get over here!
[Flick comes to them]
Flick:
Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle.
[Scut Farkus grabs his arms, he screams]
Flick:
UNCLE! UNCLE!
Transcript
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Know what I'm getting my old man for Christmas
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What
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A rose that squirts
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People come to smell it it squirts them
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I'm getting my old man a Flit gun
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A Flit gun
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Stop right there
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Ordinarily if Dill so much as said hi to you you felt great
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warm inside But mostly he just hit you in the mouth
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I can't now Grover I've gotta go see Miss Shields
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Hey come here Get over here
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Come on you Hey come here
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You Come here
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Who me
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 595
Timestamp in movie: 00h 54m 28s
Uploaded: 05 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, family
Summary: The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.
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00:10 He looks like a deranged Easter bunny
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00:42 What's the matter What are you crying for
00:49 How do the little piggies go
00:36 It's a beautiful duck Yes it really is
00:29 Come on up Come on up there
00:07 You no good damn knuckle Fanged dongs stinking bitch
01:56 Some men are Baptists
01:00 I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old...
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01:00 Even something as momentous as the Scut Farkus affair