It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The...
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Ralphie:
Ohhhh fuuudge! Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! The Old Man:
[stunned]
What did you say? Ralphie:
Uh, um... The Old Man:
That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car... Go on. Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me
Ohhhh fuuudge! Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! The Old Man:
[stunned]
What did you say? Ralphie:
Uh, um... The Old Man:
That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car... Go on. Ralphie as an Adult:
[narrating]
It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me
Full Transcript
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Only I didn't say fudge
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I said the word
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The big one The queen mother of dirty words
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The f dash dash dash word
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What did you say
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That's what I thought you said
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Get in the car
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Go on
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It was all over I was dead
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What would it be The guillotine Hanging
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The chair The rack The Chinese water torture
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Movie Summary
The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift for the 1940s.
Actors
Ralphie
Ralphie As An Adult
